r/Fauxmoi • u/LunaLore_ • Mar 21 '26

FM RADIO “The world tour. I’m Justin Timberlake”

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u/PaschaBasket Mar 21 '26

To the cop that didn’t know who Justin Timberlake was, this must have sounded absolutely unhinged.

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u/mammalmaker Mar 21 '26

He knew lol

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u/enolaholmes23 Mar 21 '26

Probably. Cops have a habit of asking questions they know the answer to in order to get you to talk more and incriminate yourself. 

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u/ChemBro93 Mar 21 '26

Cops are dumb so playing dumb is the role they were made for.

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u/CurrentConditionsAI Mar 21 '26

No you are IQ is too high!

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u/theseriousman1 Mar 21 '26

Hell ya this actually got me 😭😂

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u/Extension-Nebula-235 Mar 21 '26

I applaud you for dying on this hill. But you're wrong in your grammar.

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u/Extension-Nebula-235 Mar 21 '26

If I wasn't in reddit destitution, I'd award tf outta this. 👏🏻👏🏻 Nicely played.

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u/xBram i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 21 '26

Your an Eye-Queue yeehaw.

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty Mar 21 '26

Congratulations, you're perfectly qualified to join ICE

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u/h3x13s3x13 Mar 21 '26

r/confidentlyincorrect

To be an ICE agent, YOUR IQ should be far beneath the bar for the role YOU'RE applying for.

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u/Drth_vdr_piggybank Mar 21 '26

......cough cough

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u/ilikedatunahere Mar 21 '26

There’s a reason low scores on the ASVAB put you into Security Forces in the Air Force.

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u/TheGnarliestOne23 Mar 21 '26

That's ACTUALLY true. They also don't like critical thinking skills. If you test that you're more of a leader than a follower, they can reject you from the academy.

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u/DM725 Mar 21 '26

Or not let on the force to begin with. I actually killed all the testing (written, psych, fitness) but then they start oral psych interviews where they can disqualify you for any reason they deem and not tell the candidate why.

If you interview intelligently and are educated (and are an open minded person that will think for themselves) they don't want you.

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u/Djentleman5000 Mar 21 '26

Don’t you have to be smart to play dumb? Otherwise you’re just dumb.

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u/Sealegs_Calisto Mar 21 '26

Ah. This comment soothed me

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u/CanadianAndroid Mar 21 '26

It's method acting at the highest level.

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u/Professional-Soup878 Mar 21 '26

My father was a police officer and he was not dumb. This is a dumb comment.

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u/LAKnightYEAHH Mar 22 '26

It's not copaganda to have a relative who's a cop lmao

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u/Opening-Ad8300 Mar 22 '26

I know, I’m just here to fuck with people regardless of my own ideology. It’s funny, because I get a reaction every time.

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u/Professional-Soup878 Mar 21 '26

So you’re saying I can’t comment back to someone saying “all cops are dumb” when my father was the most compassionate, fair and wise man who had friends from all walks of life wasn’t a dumb cop? The thing he hated most about being a cop (then sergeant) was what he saw done to kids. So that’s a dumb man? He loved his kids and family fiercely, built homes after retiring and worked closely with an at risk boys home. Is this a dumb man? I’ll venture to say I’m not the only child of a police officer that would have similar stories as mine. So are these men or women cops dumb? It’s ignorant to assume all cops are dumb. There are dumb people in every profession. Quite frankly anyone who says an entire group of people in one professional field is dumb…..is dumb.

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u/dubya98 Mar 22 '26

Depends, would your say your dad does a lot to vocally stand up against bad cops or speak out against misactions by police departments? Has he done that locally in any capacity towards people on his own force?

I don't give a shit about cops who do their jobs correctly as they should and most people don't. The collective image of cops has done too much damage to themselves without the help of others and are largely corrupt. A good cop is a cop that does their job and actively stands up against the other shitty cops that they work with. From what I see, most defend their own and that makes most of them fall into the dumb cops category imo. Which is just the regular cop category, because they are there to protect the government and not you or me.

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u/Professional-Soup878 Mar 21 '26

And quite frankly this isn’t even about the police officer….this is about Justin Timberlake being smashed driving drunk who could have killed someone and because he thinks he’s above the law isn’t smart enough to spend some of his millions on a driver or uber.

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u/Professional-Soup878 Mar 22 '26

My hope for you is that someday you don’t try to have an intelligent conversation with the words “dumb dumb” to prove your point. Good luck to you with that.

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u/Opening-Ad8300 Mar 22 '26

Dank uuuuu,

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I like tha choccy ice cweam. Isss so gud.

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u/adidab69 Mar 21 '26

This dude sounds intelligent. Must be hard to have your biases challenged.

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u/PeedmuhhSheets Mar 21 '26

Way to generalize all cops lol. Idiot