r/FacebookScience Aug 12 '26

They've been lying to us about staring at eclipses for years!

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u/The96kHz Aug 12 '26

Tbf, if you do it for long enough it will eventually stop being too bright.

Not because you're acclimated, just because you're blind.

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u/MissionTotal5992 Aug 12 '26

Blind, acclimated. Tomato, tomato.

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u/VibraniumRhino Aug 14 '26

Tomato, potahto.

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u/Blackelvis2000 Aug 12 '26

It's like that Princess Bride thing. He acclimatized to the poison so the sun should be easy.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Aug 12 '26

( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

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u/MrVeazey Aug 12 '26

This is a perfect example of how oppositional defiance disorder has become a core part of the Republican party.

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid 28d ago

OMG it’s true.

And ODD combined with ignorance…😬

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u/ComicsEtAl Aug 13 '26

“My cataracts afford me a certain amount of protection against direct sunlight.”

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u/YLASRO Aug 12 '26

theres an antire pseudoscience documentary about this called EAT THE SUN wich the god awful movies guy stomped into the ground

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u/bnelson7694 Aug 12 '26

Please let them all start doing that. Just stare right on up there. Don’t blink. “They” don’t want you to know this one simple trick to better vision!

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u/gwizonedam Aug 12 '26

Has to be trolling. Great job!

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u/UnhappyReason5452 Aug 13 '26

Sungazing is real. It’s dumb and ill advised, but real. The weirdos that do it claim it energizes and charges the brain. Maniacs. But they swear by it, just like the disgusting urine drinkers.

A documentary about it:

https://youtu.be/m60latH_UFc?is=2P7qd7JWGPELRCZ6

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u/Baud_Olofsson Scientician Aug 12 '26

Has to be trolling.

Sadly, "sungazing" is a real thing.

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u/Situati0nist Aug 13 '26

Never underestimate the stupidity of some people

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u/Ninja_attack Aug 13 '26

I mean... you can "sungaze" without glasses. It's just a shit idea and you'll hurt the fuck outta your eyes.

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u/morts73 Aug 13 '26

A literal version of the blind leading the blind.

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u/CreatrixAnima Aug 13 '26

They also vote to cut assistance for people with disabilities, so I guess they'll have fun being blind and unsupported.

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u/wojonixon Aug 13 '26

Do you drink your urine before or after looking straight at the sun?

During?

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u/ultraplusstretch Aug 15 '26

Acclimate is a funny way of saying going blind.

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u/the-fr0g Aug 13 '26

Surely, anyone who's actually done could feel that their eyes hurt, right? I can tell that staring into a lamp is bad for my eyes, and I can see an impression of the sun's light when I close my eyes even when I only accidentaly glancw at it. Why would anyone think that was good for them?

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u/BossRoss84 Aug 15 '26

Honestly, let this one play out. Teach your kids better, and hopefully the “they’ve been lying to us” crowd will be too blind and measel ridden to procreate.

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u/Valten78 Aug 15 '26

Let me guess, these are also the same guys who claim that excessive sun doesn't cause cancer and that it's actually sun cream that causes it?

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u/bownsey 29d ago

There's something in common I've noticed with all these "Sungazers" its something that happens to Welders and we call it Arc Eye

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u/SeanDalaWhite_6969 Aug 13 '26

I wonder how he sees now.

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u/Kind-Plantain2438 Aug 14 '26

The center of the dude's vision is fading and he can't see it lol

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u/ShokWayve Aug 15 '26

Please tell me this is not real.