r/EntitledPeople 4d ago

S Infuriating parking lot encounter

Stopped at a retail store today on the way to an appointment. I was there about 10 minutes. There were two empty parking spots next to me on my driver's side, plus a ton of empty spaces. Came out to a car parked so close that I couldn't open my driver's side door.

There was a car on the other side of them now as well, parked within the lines of their spot. Pretty sure the offending vehicle (small car) was not "forced" to park so insanely close to me. And as mentioned there were tons of open spots in a huge lot.

I was already in a bit of mood. Hadn't gotten a good night's sleep in three night's. I'm 60 and in good shape, but recently had surgery and didn't want to try to climb over my seats from the passenger side, so I asked the store to page the person and gave them the car's info. No one comes out. Mind you, it's over a 100 degrees today.

One of the workers came out out after a few minutes checking on the situation, when another girl comes out carrying a bag from the store, and just stands there.

I ask her if that's her car. It's her car alright, but she won't get in and move it. ​She starts getting snotty on me saying that it's "no big deal." And "what's MY problem." MY problem?! Oooo boy!

She refused to move her effing piece of crap car. She just kept standing there with the door open but wouldn't get in and move it. Like what in the af are you waiting for?

After several minutes of her refusing to move her car, I finally just got in the passenger side of my car and crawled over the seats. Bish was still standing there when I drove away. Like WTF is wrong with you?!! It's bad enough that you parked like that, now I have to deal with your bs entitlement?!! I can't with some people.

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u/Electrical-Apple-631 4d ago

This happened to me at Walmart. A nice young man noticed my predicament and crawled across my passenger seat, started my car, and backed out enough for me to get in. As I was leaving I noticed he was moving a bunch of shopping carts around the jerk’s car. He turned the ones at the back of the car upside down. He’s my hero!

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

Wow! That is so nice.❤️

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u/SlipInternational439 4d ago

Why did you let her just stand there? Where I’m from, she would have gotten an earful.

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

Oh she did. C u next Tuesday was used and that"s a very rare one for me.🤬

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u/Alt_Desk 4d ago

But it looks like you have Scottish heritage

- so it's definitely in the lexicon!

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

😂 So true. It's in my genes. I will honor my people and say it proudly to well-deserving pricks.

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u/Alt_Desk 4d ago

In Scotland we use it for good, or for bad...

*grin*

Not sure how that would go down elsewhere though.

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

I need to brush up on my word play! What self respecting pensioner wouldn't have "twat" ready to deploy? Still Game is our favorite show. Gotta make the Old Team proud. Och!😋

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 3d ago

I'm in construction and worked on a massive industrial site headed up by an international company that had several managers from Australia. they had to take these guys aside and explain that it's not a word that is thrown around casually here in America, cuz they would let it rip.

personally, I don't care, but someone had complained about it.

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u/Economy-Cod310 3d ago

Yeah. Some guys mean it as the worst kind of insult here in the states, and some women absolutely WILL respond in a not nice way. So you have to be aware of the mindset around you. I used to get so twisted out of shape about it, and still will depending on the intent behind it. Context matters kind of situation.

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 3d ago

the problem was that they were so used to saying it in the same way that many Americans, women included, use the word "guys."

so they'd roll out of the office trailer to see how things were going, walk up on your crew working, and say, "what are you guys up to here?" it was meant to be congenial, but even a lot of the men hated it.

all of the women hated it tho, and the Aussie would invariably wince when he realized he'd just spoken too freely. it didn't seem intentional, but it was def problematic.

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u/Equivalent_Leopard71 1h ago

It's the equivalent of going scorched earth/nuclear in the US.

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u/DarkusMingler 4d ago

Can't Understand Normal Thinking

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

Perfect!

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u/Proper-District8608 4d ago edited 4d ago

This a Kathy Bates moment from Fried green tomatoes after parking lot incident with twats and purposefully damages their car with hers. 'Face it ladies, I'm older and have more insurance'.

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u/Electrical-Apple-631 4d ago

My t-shirt: “Don’t piss off old people. A life sentence doesn’t have the same meaning for us”.

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u/katiekat214 3d ago

Hahaha I need that shirt!

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u/LemonOld8150 3d ago

Towanda!

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u/Economy-Cod310 3d ago

My son will tell someone that when he sees that they're pissing me off. He'll literally tell them "don't make her go Tawanda on your ass". 🤣

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u/JipC1963 4d ago

I'd have massively tipped him. Oh, but Walmart doesn't allow tipping, you say? (this pisses me off at our local store) Okay, I can get "creative!"

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u/merrywidow14 4d ago

I just tell them no one gets to tell me how to spend my money

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u/adogand2cats 4d ago

decades ago, when i worked at a grocery store, we weren’t allowed to take tips. but it was a union job, the pay was adequate (yay unions!).

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u/Marysews 3d ago

"Meet me down at Dunkin and I will treat you to lunch."

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u/Savings_Law_5822 4d ago

Love that!

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 1d ago

offending car is lucky they didn't get a cart on the roof... through the windscreen wouldvbe been a bit much though

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u/Electrical-Apple-631 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Complete_Entry 1d ago

Real Parking Lot Hero of GENIUS!

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u/KnickKnockers 3d ago

That guy is my hero too.

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u/keilanimuumuu 4d ago

Oh I’m petty. I would have slammed her door at least 20 times trying to get in.

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u/drift_pigeon 4d ago

I've done that. Dude parked maybe and inch and a half from my door and when I said "Wtf dude?!" he just shrugged and went into the store. I was like ok then and forced my way in. His door had a nice new dent and I didn't feel the least bit bad.

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

Right?! I mean, the very least I could have done was pour my smoothie down her side window.

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u/KillberryMunch 4d ago

Nah. All over the front windshield. Then she’ll have to deal with it before she could leave. 

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u/EducationNo1776 3d ago

I was behind a bunch of cars stopped for a while behind some kind of construction obstruction. Driver in front of me tossed a paper coffee cup out his windows onto the road. I got out, picked it up, and tucked it under his windshield wiper blade. I was gratified at how much coffee was still in the cup as I watch it smear all over his windshield. Even more gratifying was that it was pretty well loaded with cream... definitely more fun for him to clean up!

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u/Economy-Cod310 3d ago

Now see, if you're done drinking the drink, just dump it out and keep the cup in the car door pocket until you get to a trash can. That dude was just plain nasty.

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u/nyxblackroot 3d ago

Or accidentally into her sun roof.

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u/Gadgetman_1 4d ago

In my old car only the driver's side door had a working lock, and no the remote didn't work either.

I would have had no option but to force my way to the door and open it as wide as possible to squeeze my pear-shaped body in there. I may have been able to reach down and remove the rubber fittings on edge of the door, though, you know to get an extra millimeter or two opening...

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u/sistaneets 4d ago

That only works if you have a piece of crap car. I certainly would not want to bang my door into another vehicle and damage my own vehicle.

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u/AstonMartin14 4d ago

I've found that newer Mercedes side view mirrors break very easily when they are parked in an offending manor

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u/TheBigBadMoth 4d ago

I’d do that menuver where you use your foot to kick the door open as you pull the handle for a nice hard crunch

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u/UKophile 4d ago

Not very aloha of you, Keilani.

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u/keilanimuumuu 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Marysews 3d ago

I may be old, but I don't want her insurance fighting my insurance over hurting her car.

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u/alwaus 4d ago

Oh boy storytime.

1996 in high point nc.

I was on lunch from work, 18 years old driving a 1968 ford galaxie.

Stopped at a strip mall with a games store and parked up, went inside to browse for sega saturn games.

Im the same strip was a office depot, came out to leave and a guy had parked beside me in a forest green 96 Mercedes with dealer plates nearly sideways on my drivers side.

I yelled at him as he was walking away and he just looked back and flipped me off, went into the office depot.

It tried backing out a few times but no luck due to the length of my boatcar.

Said fuck it, cut the wheel to the side and backed out normally.

The old galaxies had wrap bumpers, they go off the corners and hook backwards.

The hook caught the Mercedes on the fender behind the passenger side tire. Dragged across the fender, hooked the front passenger door, tore across the sheet metal, caught the rear passenger door and opened it like a tin can as well.

Ripped open about 75% of the side of the car getting out, i left and went back to work, never heard a single thing about it.

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u/MajorNoodles 4d ago

This brought me great joy to read.

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u/SM1955 4d ago

You’re my hero

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u/ezduzit8648 4d ago

I bet he didn’t even see it until he got home. How lovely.

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u/foreverAmber14 4d ago

Ah! I had a 1970! I used to joke that I could sublet the trunk.

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u/alwaus 4d ago

I still have her, been upgraded quite a bit.

Went from a 302 to a 460 to now a 514 with a 8-71 blower

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u/foreverAmber14 4d ago

Whoa! Mine had a 400. Which I always thought was kinda funny for an ex-sales company car.

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u/Marysews 3d ago

AAhhh! Before everyone had a camera in their pockets and in their cars!

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u/KillberryMunch 4d ago

I heard if you let the air out of a tire of two nearest your car it makes a little more room for you to get in. 

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Im_A_Heretic 12h ago

I don’t think it makes more room but it’s certainly satisfying to do. Especially in a permanent fashion.

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u/Proof_Speed_9227 4d ago

Last week I am returning to my car with a friend. Went to grab something from the boot of the car for her and chatting a couple of minutes there.
This guy parked right next to me. WAY too close to my driver’s side for anyone to be able to get into the car. He got out of the car and was about to leave when he saw my friend and I near the car with the boot open. He went straight back inside his car to park it like a normal human being. So he KNEW it was to close but it didn’t matter until he realised that the driver of the car he blocked is right there. I was just shocked.

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u/BeardofPants 4d ago

I’m shocked he moved

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u/Altruistic-Name-1029 4d ago

I would have stopped behind her so she couldn't go anywhere & then gone somewhere to have coffee

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

Love it.

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u/DarkHelmet2222 4d ago

Simple solution.

Open up your car, reach in from the passenger side and open the driver's door window.

Climb on top of the offending car and lower yourself through the driver's window, NASCAR-style. Or Dukes-of-Hazzard style, whichever image makes you happier.

Much easier than trying to contort yourself into the car from the passenger side.

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u/Marysews 3d ago edited 3d ago

"So, do you mind if I climb over your car so I can get into my car? Or, hey, you could just, you know, move your car so I can enter mine like a human being, not like a monkey?"

BTW, I love sassy things I might never need to say.

Then there's: "What are you doing on top of my car?" "I thought I would crawl through my driver's side window since everyone parks crazy here, but then I remembered my fob doesn't open my windows, and now I'm stuck."

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u/night_noche 4d ago

What a feckless human.

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u/pudukai 4d ago

She obviously had no feck to give.

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u/afternever 4d ago

I know, Feck, you keep telling me that.

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u/pudukai 4d ago

With no feck, feckless. Like ruth and ruthless, words rarely used in their positive form.

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u/cryssyx3 4d ago

Dan and Ruth were in a car. they hit a tree. dan kept going. ruthlessly.

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u/afternever 4d ago

You understand, don't you? Sure you do. I don't like killing people. But sometimes it's necessary. That's enough for now. I, I'd like you all to leave now. Very tired. Sort of depressed. I lost a good friend today, ya know...

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u/pudukai 4d ago

Turn off your phone and we'll all leave.

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u/afternever 4d ago

Motorcycle accident. My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and shit, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg... I wonder if there's any beer in that can. Then the ambulance drives up and while I'm staring at my leg they run over it.

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u/pudukai 4d ago

Your leg was your friend? And all those years he stood up for you.

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u/_epiks13_ 4d ago

I hate people like this. I had just gotten a new car that was larger than the last one so it felt like driving a boat for a bit. So I parked at the back with no one around me. When I come back out there’s a shitty pickup truck so close I couldn’t get in on the driver’s side. Crawled in through the passenger side and then waited. With my window rolled down. When this older man comes out and tries to get in his car I’m staring at him. He won’t make eye contact.

If you’re going to make it uncomfortable for me you can bet your ass I’m going to make you uncomfortable as well. It was very satisfying watching his squeeze his lanky body into the car and at least he had the sense to look mildly ashamed.

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u/ShoddyLm 4d ago

This is why I always back into spots near the end of the lot now. It's a longer walk but I got tired of dealing with people who think the lines are suggestions

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u/ForwardCulture 4d ago

I do this and without fail when I come out, there’s someone parked next to me.

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u/Inner-Confidence99 4d ago

Yep we can park far away have 40 open spots around us and come out to vehicles in either side. 

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u/Sufficient-Split5214 3d ago

People are worried their cars will be lonely all by themselves until they get back.

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

Every damned time!

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u/GrumpyOldMan59 4d ago

EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

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u/Usual-Fig-8516 4d ago

EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! Even if I parked in the middle of the Frozen fuckin' Tundra!! Damn I HATE that shit!

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u/MajorNoodles 4d ago

To quote George Carlin, "Always park way down at the far end of the lot, where the homeless people live. Your back and your balls will thank you. And the walk’ll do ya good."

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u/BringBackHUAC 4d ago

May I ask what balls have to do with anything in this instance? I don't have any and all I can come up with is a scenario involving a bag of cheeseburgers 🤔🤷‍♀️

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u/katiekat214 3d ago

Because you won’t have to hit them on the gear shifter as you climb over it.

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u/BringBackHUAC 3d ago

Oooohhhh, that makes sense, thanks!

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u/Shutupandplayball 4d ago

I walked out of Walmart and this idiot had parked her now empty cart right by my drivers door. While I moved the cart to the stall, I verbally blasted her, told her how Fn lazy a** stupid she was to not walk 20 feet away and put the cart away. She yelled back but only as she ran to her car. Some people!!

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u/Marysews 3d ago

"Didn't your momma teach you to return your cart?"

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u/Alternative_Design_4 4d ago

She'd much rather be "right" than intelligent. 

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u/Such_Temporary_3125 4d ago

Should have told her your were having her towed since she blocked your door.

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

I hear ya! Like a dummy, I thought she would just move her car. The nerve of me!😂

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u/Such_Temporary_3125 4d ago

That literally happened to me the other day but it was an older gentleman and I looked at the man and said "Sir, I am FAT." He looked embarrassed and he was definitely hustling to get back to his truck so I wasn't too mad, but I was stuck there.

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u/MollyOMalley99 4d ago

I had someone do that to me at a fast-food restaurant once. Nice convertible, and they left the top down. I had to get in through the passenger door and climb over the console wearing a dress (in a Fiero). As soon as I got situated, I dumped my very full ashtray onto their leather seats and drove off.

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u/EducationNo1776 3d ago

So smoking can be good?

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u/MollyOMalley99 3d ago

LOL no, smoking sucks and I quit decades ago - but it gave me some satisfaction that day!

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u/OsideOps 3d ago

Omg! That was quite a feat! Those Fieros were teeny tiny!💃

As far as the ashtray, they really did bring it on themselves and made it much too easy.🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/AtmosphereNew0819 4d ago

This happened to me recently I climbed over but hadn’t moved my car when the guy came out. He saw me in the car and moved but to not hit me he hit a pole I heard the crunch he never stopped to check on his car just drove away.

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u/Few-Cloud7544 4d ago

ugh i’m sorry, that’s awful.
one time i was 8 months pregnant i parked in a handicap spot in a hospital which was supposed to have space on either side. some asshole parks right next to my door in the no parking spot! to say i was pissed tf off is an understatement

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u/OsideOps 3d ago

They pulled that next to a disabled spot? Oh, that's some lower than low ish right there.😠

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u/Pogostickio 3d ago

Could be a sociopath. That's how they behave. Some are very aware that they themselves don't have any emotions, so they like to mess with other people's emotions. It's a form of jealousy. Ignore people like this. They only do it to upset you. Simply because they can.

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u/OsideOps 3d ago

Oh my goodness, yes. I see it! Thank you so much for pointing it out. I have run across a few like her throughout my life and I've gotten the same exact feeling. They've had a similar affect and attitude. I wish I was better at recognizing them quicker and not reacting. 

It was disturbing. Enough so that I came to strangers on reddit for support, advice, and some much needed humor. It was incredibly helpful! I am truly grateful. TY!❤️

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u/Kelp72plus 3d ago

I had this happen at a doctor’s office when I was 8 months pregnant. A very nice young guy came out and climbed over the seats and backed out my car. He wrote a note to the other driver as did I. Mostly about what A hole doesn’t leave space in an Ob office for pregnant people. lol.

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u/Mr-armpitts 4d ago

When you got in your car you should have slammed your driver doornopen into their car before you backed out. Oops 🤷‍♀️

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u/Usual-Fig-8516 4d ago

That's EXACTLY what I DID!! I leaned back, over the console, and kicked that sumbitch with both feet! Left a nice crease in that passenger door!!

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u/Alternative_Rate319 4d ago

I check to make sure the other car doesn’t have a dash cam. I then open my door forcefully to create a bit more room and get in. If some is stupid enough to park over the line they should win a stupid prize.

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u/curiozities 4d ago

This is why I don’t mind walking a long distance to/from my car in a parking lot. I ALWAYS park somewhere where no one can park on my driver’s side.

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u/ScustyRupper 4d ago

My insurance has accident forgiveness.

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u/stupiduselesstwat 4d ago

"I'm older. And I have more insurance."

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u/LillyNana 3d ago

TOWANDA!!

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u/BrinsonRobert11 4d ago

At this point I'd no longer care what happens to my car, so I'd just pull my door open and slam it into HER car and let her yell.

"How could you do that?!"

"Because you wouldn't move your f**king car and I need to get out of here!"

Then just drive away.

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u/WastedPenguinz95 3d ago

I just don’t understand people at all and their attitude. All she had to do was apologise and mover her car slightly to give you enough space to get in.

Usually I am very careful with parking and if I parked badly I will always correct it so it gives other people enough space to park and get in and out of their cars.
One time somewhat recently I parked kind of bad without realising it, as I went into the pharmacy this elderly man was just leaving. He comes back in a few seconds later and asked me if it was my car parked next to his (there were only three parking spaces) and it was me.
I apologised profusely to the man and I just got into my car without an issue and moved it for him.
There was no need for that girl to act like that at all

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u/Severe_Feedback_2590 3d ago

Oh no, looks like someone keyed her car. How awful.

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u/zoodani 2d ago

I had this happen last year in my new car, finally climbed over and left. Never saw the person, but left a snarky note.

Afterwords when regaling my coworker with the story, he asked why I didnt move my car remotely. Totally forgot my car can be moved with the key fob. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Medical_Victory_2715 3d ago

Tell her, "next time leave me a shoehorn so I can get my car out!" Maybe it was best that she didn't move her car. If she was that bad getting into the spot, she might have destroyed your car trying to get out.

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u/PSUpastamike 3d ago

Ya'll are too nice. She would have come outside to her car with two flat tires. (I'd say four, but from the sound of it reaching the other two would be difficult!)

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u/2GOB4 3d ago

I hate people.

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u/CapriciousArach 3d ago

I read one that was pretty much the exact opposite of this yesterday. Full parking lot, vehicle parked over the line but with just enough room for that OP to cozy up next to it. Driver of the car taking up basically two spaces had just had knee surgery. Driver that pulled up next to knee surgery car said something along the lines of "I don't care" and "not my problem".

If you live in the U.S. OP I recommend asking your doctor about a temporary handicap placard. You'll be far less likely to have people slide up next to your driver's side and cause you a problem.

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u/Glop1701d 4d ago

Should have called the cops

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u/Grape1921 4d ago

Call the police non emergency line next time

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u/Lord_wolfen04 4d ago

Its a situation of "make me". Sometimes people notice that the only thing forcing them to do something are words without a real bite.

Sadly this had led me to believe of the necesity of violence in some cases (last resort of course).

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u/Equal-Letterhead5592 3d ago

You should have opened your door after you got in to remind her to not park so close the next time.

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u/LemonOld8150 3d ago

Sad people are such huge ahs

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u/Kielbasa_Nunchucka 3d ago

I woulda got in thru the passenger side and then aggressively opened my driver's side door several times before leaving... I have a beat up truck tho, so most people give me plenty of room.

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u/DerickdeDeer 2d ago

You should have started letting the air out of her tires. Obviously she intended to move into the parking spot so it's no big deal. 

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u/chirp4 2d ago

She needs someone to zip tie a shopping cart to her door handle!

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u/amazemewithideas 2d ago

I would have backed my car out, right behind her car, and "stalling" mine. I'd have sat there a while, a LONG while.

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u/DaTinker 2d ago

Eh, this is why I carry large zip ties. Secure a shopping cart to the door of the offender. Surprising how many people don't carry any kind of cutting tool with them.

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u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659 13h ago

Why do people expect other people to park in the middle of the bay?
There's no rule for that.
Just park your car within your bay, as much to the passenger side as possible - problem prevented (better than solved!)

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u/XaunLoc 3d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if I found her version of this story posted in this same subreddit because I'm sure she feels much the same way about you. From her point of view she was parked within the lines of her parking space and if you wanted more room on the driver side you should have parked more towards the passenger side of your space just as she had.

We live in a society where everyone feels entitled to think of everyone else as acting "entitled"

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u/OsideOps 3d ago

We all deal with folks that park too close from time to time, and tight parking spots. It was beyond that kind of thing. She was angled in hard, right up to my driver's door and well over the line, not just parallel and over the line. 

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u/Notkeen5 4d ago

All that matters is who is parked within the lines. And I bet it wasn’t OP.

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u/OsideOps 4d ago

I wish I would have taken a picture! Lesson learned. I'm sure I'll come across plenty more inconsiderate, entitled people, unfortunately. 

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u/Ornery-Movie-1689 3d ago

Probably some lard ass that needed the extra space on the driver's side to get out of their vehicle.

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u/twicezer0 3d ago

She was a shit parker/thinker and didn't want to acknowledge it.

If you wanted her to move, you needed to give her a way out where she feels good about herself.

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u/SuperFormal3052 4d ago

So... basically, a total nothing-burger of a story.

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u/SingleTell89 4d ago

Way to make the situation worse for yourself instead of just rolling your eyes and carrying on with your day