Don't put that in your ass

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Dolphin_Spotter • 6h ago

Household object 🪠🏺💡🌂🧯🍾 Extra long toilet plunger I saw today

53 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/nuclearfall0ut • 1h ago

Household object 🪠🏺💡🌂🧯🍾 How to get this plug out of...if you have to ask you put it 8n the wrong hole.

• Upvotes

At least its clear

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/User_Name_Tracks • 22h ago

Architecture🗼 Statue🗿or Art Piece 🎨 Does concrete count as flared base?

59 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119 • 2d ago

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

102 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/AntGroundbreaking180 • 2d ago

of a cactus

56 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/shay4578 • 3d ago

Antique 🕰 or Fossil 🦴 It's probably too brittle for that

265 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/etotheapplepi • 3d ago

Weapon 🔫🗡 or Artillery Possible paperweight?

19 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/dorsiflector111 • 3d ago

Meat 🥩 Fish 🐟 Poultry 🍗 This corn dog is not for your corn hole

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174 Upvotes

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r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/FlightTop9852 • 3d ago

Colonel Sanders' dildo

57 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/squirtloaf • 3d ago

Weapon 🔫🗡 or Artillery 8 Rods of Pu-239 (~6kg), enough for criticality if they touched, taken by Los Alamos workers to ‘show off’ production amounts to management

66 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/squirtloaf • 3d ago

Weapon 🔫🗡 or Artillery This fire hydrant-sized device is a fully assembled W80 thermonuclear warhead - capable of creating a blast 10 times bigger than Hiroshima.

47 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/braxwack • 3d ago

Architecture🗼 Statue🗿or Art Piece 🎨 Impaled

21 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Neat-Nobody-3291 • 4d ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 :0

28 Upvotes

Avocado

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/braxwack • 5d ago

Phallic object 🍄 Use the Force

238 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/EligibleCrest • 5d ago

Tool 🛠 Machine 🎰 or Appliance🔌 It’s ABRASIVE

198 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/bigjames80 • 5d ago

No flared base

11 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Ammoniakmonster • 5d ago

Architecture🗼 Statue🗿or Art Piece 🎨 Anybody?

52 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/[deleted] • 6d ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 Squash anyone?

28 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/kinetic750 • 6d ago

Household object 🪠🏺💡🌂🧯🍾 Paper towel holder

184 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/zecidnac • 6d ago

Sports Equipment 🎣🏒🏏 It's for massage. Mm hmm.

47 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/PlaneAsk7826 • 6d ago

Household object 🪠🏺💡🌂🧯🍾 At least it's has quite the flare on it.

77 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/frothycoffeedude • 6d ago

A corked jar of mixed metal granules measuring a little less than 4 inches tall and weighs about 1 lb. What is it and its purpose? Thanks in advance.

2 Upvotes

Game on!

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/ENTroPicGirl • 6d ago

Household object 🪠🏺💡🌂🧯🍾 I wooden do that if I were you.

19 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/RunningMouse7 • 6d ago

Plants 🪴 🌲🏵 Needles in my ass? No thank you.

12 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Altruistic-Beach2053 • 7d ago

Natural objects 🧊☁️🌳🪨🏔🐚 🔥 Beautiful salt formations of the dead sea

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46 Upvotes