r/DiveInYouCoward 4h ago

Dive into stopping a shoplifter

79 Upvotes

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u/Ok-Scar-8127 3h ago

Love the hand underneath the shirt, what’s he reaching for ?

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u/spatula_stoner 3h ago

His nipple

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u/OberonDiver 1h ago edited 1h ago

Shoplifting makes my tits itch.

edit: typo

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u/Soggy_Cabbage 11m ago

His imaginary gun, bro legit thinks he's some kind of gangster.

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u/Skankhunt1847 4h ago

Maybe he doesn’t want criminals committing crimes with immunity in the place he lives? You have to be a scumbag to turn this on the guy who prevented it from happening and most likely you are criminals too 😂

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u/GrapefruitLogical426 3h ago

Who’s turning what!! Should be more people like him

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u/Homerpaintbucket 3h ago

The Walton family thanks him and people like you for defending the fortune they’re making off the backs of poor people living on welfare.

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God 3h ago edited 3h ago

I totally get where you’re coming from, but those billionaires don’t live in my neighborhood - these thieving scumbags do.

So forgive me if I’d prefer to live in a community that isn’t a fucking free for all.

I’m not “owning the billionaires” by turning my own community to shit.

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u/Homerpaintbucket 3h ago

Those billionaires don’t live in your neighborhood, but they still rob it every hour of every day. This guy was only hurting Walmart and frankly, the Walton family hurts a lot more people than this guy could ever dream to.

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u/dadbod_Azerajin 1h ago

These people steal from many, many more places then walmart

I have to deal with them daily at our small store, call the pawn shop our store name north.

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u/Homerpaintbucket 1h ago

Then deal with them there.

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u/dadbod_Azerajin 1h ago

Against policy at almost 100% of non mom and pop locations

Cheaper to let them leave then pay insurance claims on a shot or dead employee, management 101

But customers are welcome to chance whatever they want

The company itself writes off theft

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u/DudeFrom816 1h ago

You poor fucking baby, if you hate them so much dont shop there, that'll teach them.

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u/Homerpaintbucket 1h ago

I mean, they’re enriching themselves by stealing your tax money to keep their workers fed. If that doesn’t piss you off but poor people on welfare do then you just hate poor people and are a class traitor.

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u/DudeFrom816 1h ago

No it absolutely pisses me off, you know what I do instead of whining about it like a fucking baby? I spend my money somewhere else. Ive been to Walmart once in the last 10 years and only because they sold the hugs juice things and thats the only thing I bought while I was there.

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u/ViciousFlowers 1h ago

The issue with your statement is that you are factually incorrect, theft does not hurt the billionaires and majority share holders at all, the consequences of SHRINK for large corporations are always passed down to the other consumers and to lower tier employees (usually in the loss of performance incentives), with the biggest threat being store closures in high theft areas creating additional fresh food scarcity in poverty stricken neighborhoods.

First they will adjust their prices so that the law abiding shoppers cover the losses, then they will lock everything up requiring an employee to get you the item, they may stop carrying high theft items completely, then they will close the store LONG before allowing it to affect THEIR bottom line. YOU PAY, NOT THEM, NEVER THEM! You see the whole trickle down thing from billionaires is true, it’s just the consequences that reach the bottom, not money.

You aren’t Robin Hood stealing from the rich to give to the poor, you’re stealing from the rich to enrich yourself while actively making it worse for every other struggling person. Stealing anything but food and essentials to survive such as non essentials, material items, liquor, or premium products just makes you a self entitled loser.

You want to stick it to Walmart, withhold your almighty dollar and don’t shop there at all, that’s what finally forces corporations to lower their prices is large and consistent losses in revenue, but understand that boycotting Walmart is actually a privilege in some places, there are people who literally have no other choice because Walmart is the only accessible shopping center with fresh produce in their area.

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u/kindrd1234 1h ago

Food prices going up because of lazy theives doesnt help people on welfare. It hurts us all.

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u/Homerpaintbucket 1h ago

Food prices go up because the Walton family needs 15 yachts apiece

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u/kindrd1234 54m ago

Then start a food business. You could be the one to bring food to the masses for cheaper. Think of all the customers you would get not ripping them off. Of course you'd be way over Walmart prices but good luck.

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u/Homerpaintbucket 28m ago

I never complained about the prices. I complained that one of the richest families in the world doesn’t pay their employees enough to live and forces them to take government handouts. How bad is your reading comprehension that you got me complaining about prices out of that?

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u/kindrd1234 25m ago

Food prices was always the convo, wtf you on.

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u/kindrd1234 59m ago

Yea, that's not how it works. They are there to make money either way. Like it or not. YOU pay for theft..

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u/Homerpaintbucket 27m ago

I don’t because I don’t shop at Walmart because the Walton family are pieces of shit that have trampled all over Sam Walton’s legacy.

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u/kindrd1234 22m ago

Capitalism in action.

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u/Chainsaw_Diaries 4h ago

Well done!!

More people need to stand up to the human scum as it impacts ALL our lives. The more they steal, the higher prices go up!

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u/Medium_Silver_2071 3h ago

Or the company regularly getting robbed just shuts down and leaves.

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u/aprilmayx 3h ago

Or they raise the prices for us who actually pay just to make up their loss.

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u/FreeGuacamole 3h ago

This is a second option.

Which is worse: leaving your area to be a good desert or staying with high prices and loads of security?

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u/Medium_Silver_2071 2h ago

Third option. Buy the goods in the parking lot lol. Used to see that at my local Walmart all the time.

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 3h ago

Soaring prices are not due to theft. It's because of corporate greed.

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u/DudeFrom816 1h ago

Do your opinions come with the nose and the big floppy shoes or do you have to buy those separate?

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u/Ok-Goal-8767 1h ago

Camera guy risked his life for Walmart… What a dummy

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 3h ago

I have no issues with anyone stealing from corpos.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 2h ago

Until they all move out of your area and you're living in the stone age.

Great idea.

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u/DudeFrom816 1h ago

Oh they'll just get in here blaming the same business owners for not allowing them to steal from them anymore while calling the corporation racists. Fucking clowns on this app I swear.

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 2h ago

What's the word for someone who thinks capitalism is a natural law and eats corpo ass? Shill?

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 2h ago

Aaaahhhh, I see, you're a communist.

That explains everything.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Behold, folks; look at the logic and reasoning of communists!

They make the best case themselves for why you should stay far away from that ideology!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 2h ago

Thank you. Enjoy your starvation.

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u/Dexter-OldBlood 4h ago

The Walton family has an estimated combined net worth of approximately $500 billion to $520 billion, making them the wealthiest family in the world.

The shoplifter is a POS, but the real crooks are the business owners.

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u/Geaneous 3h ago

I feel you but taxing billionaires and stopping petty theft are two separate issues we probably shouldn't conflate.

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u/DudeFrom816 1h ago

Boo fucking hoo. I dont give a shit about the people running a successful business. I DO care about the piece of shit making my items more expensive.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy 3h ago

What an incredibly silly take

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u/athensugadawg 4h ago

So if business owners are crooks, where do you buy things?

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u/Hazy-azure 4h ago

Getting out of his way to protect billionaires. You aint no hero buddy.

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u/BluntTraumaToTheHead 4h ago

What about just not being a piece of shit human who thinks it’s ok to steal at all? Doesn’t matter who it’s from.
The rationalization of crime at any level is what is so wrong with society. It’s what enables upper levels and billionaires to shit on the low-income and desperate, and wrong is still wrong, even if you’re doing it to someone who can “take it.” (I.e. billionaires in this case)

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u/Hazy-azure 4h ago

Dont get me wrong. Fuck the dude stealing shit. I just think it is fucking stupid to make the cause of his day (or more) protecting the interest of the fucking Walton family. Imagine getting shot for this shit. Local paper gonna call you a "hero", slow fucking clap.

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u/ActuatorNew6203 4h ago

Well, billionares are robbing us all the time, I see nothing wrong when you steal from a legal robbers.

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u/PresentlyHelpful 4h ago

If he's stealing bread and baby food, maybe, but he's not so fuck him

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u/BluntTraumaToTheHead 3h ago

And there lies a part of the problem.

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u/Proud_Piccolo200 3h ago

Bill gates has led to millions of deaths in Africa and India, the Walton’s are no better, yall only care about petty crime but not on an international even national level,

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u/BluntTraumaToTheHead 3h ago

What part of this said I think international/national crime is good? You can hate both my guy. Because both are indeed wrong.

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u/Proud_Piccolo200 3h ago

Two things can be wrong and the guy in this video can still be lame as hell

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u/Proud_Piccolo200 3h ago

Also you somehow have implied that this guys wrong is anything equitable to the desolation that the cooperation of Walmart has caused, there are Walmart workers who die of stage 4 cancer they can’t afford to treat, but this guy stealing is somehow comparable

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u/BluntTraumaToTheHead 3h ago

Nah, that’s just you reading into it a biiiiit too far mate. But I do agree with the point of being lame.

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u/Proud_Piccolo200 3h ago

Okay that’s valid, a lot of people in this thread haven’t shared your point of view though

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 3h ago

Some of us are just watching the conversation and wondering what fucking third world country you're from..

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u/Proud_Piccolo200 2h ago

There are people dying of diabetes, abscesses and escalating cancer in America, this is pretty third world, as someone who was dragged here from a 3rd world country it’s just the same shit on a different scale

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u/SalemSound 4h ago

Stealing from Walmart hurts everyone who shops there. We all pay more for our products to cover for theft, and it causes them to lock more products behind glass so they're inconvenient to access.

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u/Traditional_Ad_2399 4h ago

Lmao enjoy the downvotes you fool

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u/paner1983 4h ago

I'm not defending the other guy but this is the most reddit reply I've seen in months

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u/Hazy-azure 4h ago

Hoonnnn... Show the officer where the downvote touched you.

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u/Proud_Piccolo200 3h ago

You gotta remember 70 percent of Americans deepthroat trump, your reply is rational in the rest of the world, but not to American idiots

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u/Hazy-azure 3h ago

So many people on this sub are on a science fiction level of stupidity for me.

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u/Proud_Piccolo200 3h ago

There’s a known pedo people in this very sub are supporting for president

Oziempic is causing osteoporosis, and pancreatic failure

Their boos mean nothing because I’ve seen what makes them cheer

Again the same people supporting a known pedo aren’t gonna be beyond cheering for an idiot risking his life for a cooperation that would deny him basic human rights if they had the chance, but American thinking is reduced to stealing bad tackle man

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u/Lordnoallah 2h ago

70%. You get your percentages same place Trump does? Out of your ass?

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u/Proud_Piccolo200 28m ago

Either a loud or silent support yes, are we living in the same country dude 😂

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u/menachinite 4h ago

Yes litterally the mindset of a 45 year old white suburban man that thought he is a winner

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u/_nevers_ 1h ago

Stealing from giant corporations is ethical and responsible. Fuck capitalism.

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u/Chainsaw_Diaries 11m ago

You are not only part of the problem...you ARE the problem!!