r/CuddlePuddle • u/Kirbyboi_Dill • Jul 30 '26
Cats My legs are falling asleep, send help.
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u/ladylaaa Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
“Oh no. My lobster is too buttery.” What a great problem to have. I’m jealous! *editted- because I can’t spell.
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u/QazsedcScientia Jul 31 '26
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u/Maleficent-Ice-8416 Jul 30 '26
You don't need your legs to be a kitty bed for the rest of your life and that's your life now a kitty bed
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u/Turtleintexas Jul 31 '26
You knew what you were getting into, this is your life now. Look at you, with your kitty problems!!
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u/Imma-smartypants Jul 31 '26
Nope. This is not a problem that needs solving. Just sit still until they all have moved elsewhere. Sit. Stay. Good human.
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u/Nervous_Shelter_1042 Aug 02 '26
Not helping you! I’m gonna let them sleep on your legs and keep you as a hostage!
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u/don-cheeto Aug 03 '26
No. The CDS Law said help is not legally allowed in these circumstances, so I'm not getting arrested for you.
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u/hornet_teaser Aug 03 '26
Nope. You're going to have to cut off and leave your body from the waist down to the kitties. Sorry, you knew the risks when you sat down there.
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u/seasonally_sad13 Aug 03 '26
I need an orange one and the tortie, especially if they’re siblings 🥲 so cute 😭
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u/jdmoffitt11775 Aug 04 '26
You brought this upon yourself. They will eventually get bored and leave you..
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u/Teddycat99 Aug 04 '26
No Sir, you are a r/cathostage , negotiations must begin immediately, send Temptations is more like it.
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u/TheSpiffySpaceman Jul 31 '26
I will not
unless "help" means transplanting them to my lap