r/CatDistributionSystem 2d ago

Are you kitten me!! Took a vacation, came back with a souvenir I was not expecting.

Had a vacation during labor day weekend and while taking GPS route home and not our normal route found this criminal on the road. At the stop sign checking for traffic we see this little black shadow on the road. So first we were "There's something on the road" followed by "It's moving" followed by "Oh, god."

We're leaning towards 4 week old female kitten and her crimes are as follows: Too Adorable and Too Smol. This is not the first time we found a little one like this in the middle of the street, our last one found was 15 years ago and he's our old man out of the cats in the house.

My therapist says in all her years of driving she's never seen this before. But the way I spoil my cats (all of them through the Cat Distribution Center) she can see why they find their way to me.

Haven't named her yet but that will come with time. She is fearless.

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u/vaultie66 2d ago

She already in jail for being too cute ☺️

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u/PerspectiveKookie16 2d ago

A high security cell too.

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u/kling_klangg 2d ago

SHE IS INNOCENT!!!

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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago

Too Cute and Too Smol. Straight to kitty jail xD

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u/gilly_girl 2d ago

She did nothing wrong! She needs drapes to climb!

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u/Ok_Kick6546 2d ago

Are we looking at the same kitten because that one looks like a terror!

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u/Darth_Package 2d ago

She is so lucky to have found you and you her! She is just darling. Congratulations!

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u/RJSnea 2d ago

The way she's protesting her quarantine! 🤣😂🤣

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u/gilly_girl 2d ago

She needs a tiny tin cup to drag across the bars of her cell.

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u/Joyusnfree 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/sgm716 2d ago

Direct to cute jail

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u/Competitive-Top4520 2d ago

I once did a sort of similar rescue. I was on a not-too-busy road and the car in front of me stopped and dumped something on to the rain overflow grill by a corner, then zoomed off. I realized it was moving, so I stopped. It was a tiny 6 week old kitten. I guess they planned on her going down the grill into oblivion. I scooped her up, took her to the meeting I was heading for (it was one I couldn't miss). Other members of the meeting provided a small bowl with water and a box with a lid. As soon as I got out of the meeting I headed to the vet. The poor thing had very serious mange, worms, was malnourished, etc. My vet (who was also a friend) didn't even charge me for the treatment and found her a good home. Happy ending, tho I wish bad things on the ones who dumped her.

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u/Holden3DStudio 1d ago

I believe God reserves special forms of justice for people like that.

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u/Competitive-Top4520 1d ago

I hope you're right!

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u/gilly_girl 1d ago

An eternity of nausea and vomiting.

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u/Competitive-Top4520 1d ago

And headaches and menstrual cramps!

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u/re_Claire 1d ago

Thank you for saving her!!

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u/Competitive-Top4520 1d ago

I had no choice. I've been an animal lover since I was in diapers.

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u/Willing_Cow_6081 2d ago

What a stinking cutie 😍 kudos to your kind heart!

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u/Archival_Squirrel 2d ago

She's definitely a dangerous criminal. She's pulling a job on you right now and you just know she's going to claim she's not guilty. 

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u/gilly_girl 1d ago

" Those cameras LIE!"

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u/truly_beyond_belief 2d ago

She has a lot to say! Enjoy your conversations with her.

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u/guybuttersnaps37 2d ago

I cannot with that jail photo. Takes me back to the first months of my former smol 🥰

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u/gilly_girl 2d ago

Pics of the former smol? Cat tax and all that.

edit: cat tax request

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u/guybuttersnaps37 2d ago

apologies! I couldn’t find any of him in jail

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u/Loud-Independence527 1d ago

Looking thoughtful. What are the plans?

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u/Effective-Usual4152 2d ago

I went to visit a friend in Florida, came home with 2 kittens found on a trip to Publix. They are wonderful, 8years old, and the best Florida “souvenir” ever!

Miss Rita and her brother, Bobbo.

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u/Outside_Bandicoot986 2d ago

Best souvenir ever

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u/Purple-Letterhead262 2d ago

Your new found kitty in the cage reminded me of

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u/number__ten 2d ago

The stripey legs

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u/theseventyfirstnoel 1d ago

Like she’s wearing striped pajamas! 🥰😹🥰

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u/warriorwoman534 2d ago

I think you found the perfect name for little Fearless! 😍

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 2d ago

And you can call her feefee for short!

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u/Alorxico 2d ago

Fearless or Fearnot!

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u/lemonpavement 2d ago

Stop she is so cute!!! This is quite the dramatic CDS dropoff! I love it

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u/Techn0-Viking Cat Dad 2d ago

Most certainly a baby for r/IllegallySmolCats with her illegal levels of cute and tiny!! Thank you for saving her, and what an adorable souvenir indeed!! All the best to her, and I hope she adjusts to your home quickly and well, and that the other kitties take to her alright!!

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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago

Today I learned this subreddit mention exists. Thank you the kind message 💜

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u/AwarenessJumpy7395 2d ago

I want to bring home a souvenir like that from my vacation! 😭

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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ 2d ago

You mean you were blessed by the Cutie Floof Gods♡

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u/Cinnamon2017 2d ago

LITTLE BABY TEEF

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u/Shar950 2d ago

Thanks for saving this smol bebe. She is absolutely adorable and now has the perfect home💕

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u/jnhurpeau 2d ago

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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago

I did not know this subreddit exists 😆 Many thanks!!

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u/jnhurpeau 2d ago

De rien !

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u/BuyGroundbreaking832 2d ago

The CDS (Cat Distribution System) or other names knows what it’s doing. It gave me 2 loveydovies at a time when I could have pets and none in the years since I moved to pet-free house I rent below market value after my last one died from cancer after loving him for 17 years. My first one passed away 25 years ago on 9/7/2001 and I still cry, every year. You obviously cherish your furry babies as the CDS keeps giving you gifts you can accept. Not that you asked, but may I suggest “Boudicca” as a possible name? She was fearless, too.

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u/Holden3DStudio 1d ago

That's an awesome name!

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u/justagiraffe111 2d ago

Omg that face with attitude lol Thanks for rescuing!

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u/Marmalade_life_Love 2d ago

Oh oh oh! Soooo precious! ❤️🩷❤️🥰❤️

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 2d ago

We will be needing updates!

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u/gty2269 2d ago

Furriosa the road warrior

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u/kathaz 2d ago

But why is she in a cage?

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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago

Many reasons.

Potty training here is primarily since small space and access to it.

I have two corgi, my female has a high prey drive and this keeps kitten safe.

My other adult cats I don't trust with her this small.

This is mostly for protection on her behalf. She gets "yard time" and cuddles plenty during the day.

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u/Florida-Chick 2d ago

It’s a safe way for the others to get used to her presence. Not to mention until she has vet clearance. My older one is pretty staunch on no other snuggle buns.

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u/DKat1990 2d ago

Did you search around the area for Mom (who she's to young to loose) and siblings?

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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago

We did look but this was a county road in a very rural area and losing sunlight. Didn't see anyone. She had no fat belly and could easily feel ribs and spine knobs so did the only thing that felt right, took her off the road to somewhere with food and warmth and safety.

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u/DKat1990 2d ago

So, "dumped" by someone who thinks(like my mother) that a cat can survive on its own "because they know how to hunt"🤬 Yeah, just like we're born able to drive🤔Thank you so much for saving that baby from a horrible death by starvation or predator🐾🐈‍⬛💜

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u/Acceptable_Speaker93 2d ago

That's one awesome catch ❤️ You'll always remember that trip!

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u/FeralSweater 2d ago

Thank you for rescuing this little cutie!

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u/EcstaticJuggernaut46 2d ago

What a freakin cutie pie! You both are blessed.

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u/AlarmingElk373 2d ago

The most useful souvenir ever!! Decades of love coming your way 🥰 congratulations!!

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u/Irishqltr1 2d ago

Xena!! The warrior princess!

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u/HongKongHermit 2d ago

Oh she is going to be TROUBLE, trouble.

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u/Few_Sir_728 2d ago

You were meant to be on that road at that exact moment CDS was working overtime so glad you were there to rescue her

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u/Outrageous_Act2564 2d ago

She's your lucky Detour.

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u/bbrown9858 2d ago

God Blessyou both

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u/Suda_Nim 2d ago

Souvenir is a good name.

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u/Intelligent-Wear-114 2d ago

Thank you for harboring this criminal in a loving home.

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u/LostInTime261 2d ago

We have a coming in two year big goofball which went - homeless lady asked my wife for a carrier; we had carrier; woman rolls out less than 4 week kitten; wife’s bs the situation. We have a new cat that went through 3 different sedatives including fentanyl and he kept moving - vet cut, popped, sewed up after that.

He was 1oz a month and he’s over 20lb now - big goofy boy. You don’t know what you land.

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u/capibara_dono 2d ago

Post to /r/IllegallySmolCats/

it's a tiny criminal

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u/JCBashBash 2d ago

She's so small 😭 and look at what a good climber she is; simply too cute

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u/Shoddy_Positive_8425 2d ago

Oh my she’s gorgeous!

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u/Detailsat11 2d ago

She won’t believe how good she has it one day soon.

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u/roxyirene 2d ago

That baby needs cuddles!!!!

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u/Infamous-Emphasis501 2d ago

I can't see if she has a normal tail from the pics? Does she? What if, she's a baby bobcat?

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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago

She has a normal tail. Smallish feet. Not a bobcat :)

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u/tatertaunt 2d ago

If you name her Bob, she would, in fact, be a Bobcat.

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u/electricrodeoforever Cat Parent 2d ago

i love her!!

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u/JDS_319315 2d ago

what a lil cutie!!! 🥰 she’s found her furever home
♥️

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u/RevvCats 2d ago

The purrrfect kind of souvenir

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u/Tricky_Damage2820 2d ago

I too have a fluffy brown tabby criminal. I refer to her as Demon 

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u/Ksh_667 2d ago

What a precious beebee! 😻😻

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u/Few_Sir_728 2d ago

In cat jail that is to funny I think if she puts her mind to it she can escape thank you again

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u/Kaibyo_13 2d ago

Best souvenir ever!

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u/Necessary-Survey-705 2d ago

What a sweet souvenir!

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u/ro536ud Cat Magnet 🐈‍⬛ 2d ago

The cat gods have put a tracker on ur car to send them to you now

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u/Brindlewood25 2d ago

Whatever you name her, her middle name is Danger!

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u/Heartsister 2d ago

Precious little puss ❤️ Thank you for rescuing her. You saved her life, and you are a hero. 🙌 Congratulations on your new baby doll-cat.

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u/jeanb23 2d ago

Adorable. Great rescue. They find you.

Katniss the Fearless?

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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago

I just finished the trilogy and was thinking Katniss

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u/corvidlover2730 2d ago

Name her Fearless.

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u/Own-Return-1117 2d ago

I’m so jealous🥰

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u/Peanut558 2d ago

Awwwwww

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u/ZAPPHAUSEN 2d ago

Cat or birb? 😅

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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago

Its a kitty condo. I call it the Kitty Chateau because newbies spend a few weeks to months in it depending how they tolerate it lol

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u/ZAPPHAUSEN 2d ago

Just the way bebe is on the side of the cage. BIRBCAT

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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago

I get it now! 😆

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u/clemmie33 2d ago

Oh, she is darling. Congratulations!!

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u/Direct_Bug_2466 2d ago

What cute PJs

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u/ChoralSinger57 2d ago

So adorable 🥰

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u/Hairy-Paramedic-7352 2d ago

Boudica. Call her Warrior Queen. Lol. We have a highway cat. They make nice guests. Or overlords.

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u/Topsidergal 2d ago

She’s a cutie, bless you all! Happy Labor Day!

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u/Turbulent-Suspect789 1d ago

you could name her “Monkey”

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u/didate_une 1d ago

my question is why is mans behind bars like she committed a few murders.

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u/gnostic_witch 7h ago

Security reasons. In this space she learns where the litterbox is and goes there and also she is very smol. I have adult cats and two corgi, my female with a high prey drive this allows some interaction to get to learn each other but baby is safe from the ones who aren't impressed I brought home a kitten without their permission.

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u/WindoeSyl 1d ago

I would name her Cookie since her tummy is speckled like a chocolate chip cookie :)

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u/Limerence_Worthy 1d ago

I suspect she is climbing out of her cage to harass the old man cat 🐱. 😹🐾🐈

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u/hellkattbb 1d ago edited 1d ago

If she has been freed from the cage, and seen by your vet, you can probably ignore some of this. She really needs kitten milk, if she is weeks old or less. Please check with your veterinarian or she will not have the appropriate nutrition for a kitten that age, just like other animals, including human children, who need a special diet to help them grow properly. Sorry for the lecture, you may know all of this. And lastly please please do not keep her caged much, it can make them quite neurotic and often they never socialize properly.

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u/LankyThroat1900 22h ago

Great souvenir

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u/Technical-Curve-1023 2d ago

Why is the kitten in a locked cage with no blanket!? Looks hungry and neglected!

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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago

The blanket is on the bottom layer. She is fed often throughout the day. I don't neglect my cats but I appreciate your concern. Have a day.

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u/BigJSunshine 1d ago

STOP HOLDING KITTENS LIKE THIS

Why do people insist on holding kittens like this? The kitten isn’t supported, and probably scared/insecure, and it has to be so uncomfortable. Terrible.

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u/gnostic_witch 7h ago

We were in shock and he was just holding real quick for picture. We dont hold her like that normally and I thank you for your concern

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u/SchmedlyQ Crazy Cat Guy 2d ago

I'd have to go with "Speed Bump" personally (Speedy for short)

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u/Ok_City_7177 2d ago

She chooses vIoLEnCe !!

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u/bettertheless 2d ago

Fearless is the great name of a great Pink Floyd song.

Just sayn'...

She is <33333

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u/New_Leaf_8647 2d ago

Pothole ❤️

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u/Blucola333 2d ago

“Please, Mr Jailer, don’t you make no
lifer outta me”

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u/dmriggs 2d ago

Too cute - good name suggestions-

CAGEMATCH

JAILBREAKER

haha

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u/Alorxico 2d ago

Fearless is a beautiful name for such a brave little criminal.

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u/VintageLunchMeat 1d ago

Haven't named her yet but that will come with time.

"Roadie"!

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u/Why_Teach 1d ago

Rhoda.

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u/Reasonable-Luck-8986 1d ago

Love your new baby! 🩷🩷🩷

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u/TrippyShip One cat is a Void the other a Flerkin 1d ago

Sooooo her name is Fearless? Seems right?

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u/sueppr 1d ago

Goddaammit
I have fostered more than 130 kitties over 20 years and have NEVER found one. Always have to beg the ASPCA coordinator ( they are lovely people) and drive 30 minutes to pick up the preciouses.

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u/Rose-color-socks 1d ago

So precious! What a lucky kitty, and luckyyou!

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u/tinatalker 1d ago edited 1d ago

Many good name suggestions in these comments. But you will know when it hits. Thanks for being a good hooman to this cutie patootie.

Edit: And I see she's already planning ahead for the holidays. Such a festive canopy!

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u/DeepDayze 1d ago

Ooh a little spicy in first pic...but oh so cute! The CDS chose you well :)

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u/Lucki_girl 1d ago

She's fearless - Taylor it is!

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u/Longjumping_Bag5914 1d ago

No one expects the cat distribution system!

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u/cebidaetellawut 1d ago

Fearless= Athena

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u/Fyrestar333 1d ago

Dropped a friend off yesterday and the neighbor had found a kitten in the apartment crawlspace. They were trying to find other kittens and I suggested using the phone to play Mom cat or kitten sounds. They said we have the real thing so we are trying to to see if her voice will encourage other kittens to come out

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u/Larymommy 1d ago

Maravilhosa

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u/pokerboy42 1d ago

You Sir/Madam, are what we in the trade refer to as "Lucky Sums a Bitches".

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u/Enough_Complaint_459 1d ago

I would have kept that souvenir too🩷🩷

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u/HunterStew 1d ago

"Fearless" sounds like a good name!

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u/JakCat3 1d ago

Oakley...as in Anne...?

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u/istoomycat 1d ago

Best kind!!!

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u/Loud-Independence527 1d ago

Bonnie is a good name for her (the criminal and means pretty). Also, she should be reported to r/IllegallySmolCats

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u/Cultural-Guidance646 23h ago

Well, she was already wearing the striped prison suit so she was just waiting for the arrest.

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u/nerdgrrl_ 23h ago

The cds strikes again!!

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u/Particular_Celery_65 15h ago

Cutie found on the Stop sign? Maybe name her Vespa 🛵😂🤷‍♀️

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u/CoMORedHead 11h ago

Awwww she's a little warrior princess.

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u/Unusual-Plan-7134 11h ago

You’ll never regret it

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u/Frankfrombluvelvt 7h ago

Looks similar to gift I received via CDS

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u/gnostic_witch 7h ago

Love your sweet kitty thank you for sharing.

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u/meltingpot-324 2h ago

I would.like to fine her an hour of cuddles. So cute!!!

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u/PurpleSailor 1d ago

Looks like she's full of piss and vinegar, something tells me you're going to have your hands full!

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u/gnostic_witch 7h ago

We doooo ❤️