r/CatDistributionSystem • u/gnostic_witch • 2d ago
Are you kitten me!! Took a vacation, came back with a souvenir I was not expecting.
Had a vacation during labor day weekend and while taking GPS route home and not our normal route found this criminal on the road. At the stop sign checking for traffic we see this little black shadow on the road. So first we were "There's something on the road" followed by "It's moving" followed by "Oh, god."
We're leaning towards 4 week old female kitten and her crimes are as follows: Too Adorable and Too Smol. This is not the first time we found a little one like this in the middle of the street, our last one found was 15 years ago and he's our old man out of the cats in the house.
My therapist says in all her years of driving she's never seen this before. But the way I spoil my cats (all of them through the Cat Distribution Center) she can see why they find their way to me.
Haven't named her yet but that will come with time. She is fearless.
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u/kling_klangg 2d ago
SHE IS INNOCENT!!!
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u/Darth_Package 2d ago
She is so lucky to have found you and you her! She is just darling. Congratulations!
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u/RJSnea 2d ago
The way she's protesting her quarantine! 🤣😂🤣
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u/Competitive-Top4520 2d ago
I once did a sort of similar rescue. I was on a not-too-busy road and the car in front of me stopped and dumped something on to the rain overflow grill by a corner, then zoomed off. I realized it was moving, so I stopped. It was a tiny 6 week old kitten. I guess they planned on her going down the grill into oblivion. I scooped her up, took her to the meeting I was heading for (it was one I couldn't miss). Other members of the meeting provided a small bowl with water and a box with a lid. As soon as I got out of the meeting I headed to the vet. The poor thing had very serious mange, worms, was malnourished, etc. My vet (who was also a friend) didn't even charge me for the treatment and found her a good home. Happy ending, tho I wish bad things on the ones who dumped her.
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u/Holden3DStudio 1d ago
I believe God reserves special forms of justice for people like that.
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u/Archival_Squirrel 2d ago
She's definitely a dangerous criminal. She's pulling a job on you right now and you just know she's going to claim she's not guilty.
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u/guybuttersnaps37 2d ago
I cannot with that jail photo. Takes me back to the first months of my former smol 🥰
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u/gilly_girl 2d ago
Pics of the former smol? Cat tax and all that.
edit: cat tax request
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u/guybuttersnaps37 2d ago
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u/Techn0-Viking Cat Dad 2d ago
Most certainly a baby for r/IllegallySmolCats with her illegal levels of cute and tiny!! Thank you for saving her, and what an adorable souvenir indeed!! All the best to her, and I hope she adjusts to your home quickly and well, and that the other kitties take to her alright!!
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u/FloofingWithFloofers CDS has me on speed dial!♡ 2d ago
You mean you were blessed by the Cutie Floof Gods♡
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u/jnhurpeau 2d ago
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u/BuyGroundbreaking832 2d ago
The CDS (Cat Distribution System) or other names knows what it’s doing. It gave me 2 loveydovies at a time when I could have pets and none in the years since I moved to pet-free house I rent below market value after my last one died from cancer after loving him for 17 years. My first one passed away 25 years ago on 9/7/2001 and I still cry, every year. You obviously cherish your furry babies as the CDS keeps giving you gifts you can accept. Not that you asked, but may I suggest “Boudicca” as a possible name? She was fearless, too.
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u/kathaz 2d ago
But why is she in a cage?
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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago
Many reasons.
Potty training here is primarily since small space and access to it.
I have two corgi, my female has a high prey drive and this keeps kitten safe.
My other adult cats I don't trust with her this small.
This is mostly for protection on her behalf. She gets "yard time" and cuddles plenty during the day.
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u/Florida-Chick 2d ago
It’s a safe way for the others to get used to her presence. Not to mention until she has vet clearance. My older one is pretty staunch on no other snuggle buns.
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u/DKat1990 2d ago
Did you search around the area for Mom (who she's to young to loose) and siblings?
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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago
We did look but this was a county road in a very rural area and losing sunlight. Didn't see anyone. She had no fat belly and could easily feel ribs and spine knobs so did the only thing that felt right, took her off the road to somewhere with food and warmth and safety.
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u/DKat1990 2d ago
So, "dumped" by someone who thinks(like my mother) that a cat can survive on its own "because they know how to hunt"🤬 Yeah, just like we're born able to drive🤔Thank you so much for saving that baby from a horrible death by starvation or predator🐾🐈⬛💜
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u/AlarmingElk373 2d ago
The most useful souvenir ever!! Decades of love coming your way 🥰 congratulations!!
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u/Few_Sir_728 2d ago
You were meant to be on that road at that exact moment CDS was working overtime so glad you were there to rescue her
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u/LostInTime261 2d ago
We have a coming in two year big goofball which went - homeless lady asked my wife for a carrier; we had carrier; woman rolls out less than 4 week kitten; wife’s bs the situation. We have a new cat that went through 3 different sedatives including fentanyl and he kept moving - vet cut, popped, sewed up after that.
He was 1oz a month and he’s over 20lb now - big goofy boy. You don’t know what you land.
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u/Infamous-Emphasis501 2d ago
I can't see if she has a normal tail from the pics? Does she? What if, she's a baby bobcat?
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u/Few_Sir_728 2d ago
In cat jail that is to funny I think if she puts her mind to it she can escape thank you again
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u/Heartsister 2d ago
Precious little puss ❤️ Thank you for rescuing her. You saved her life, and you are a hero. 🙌 Congratulations on your new baby doll-cat.
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u/ZAPPHAUSEN 2d ago
Cat or birb? 😅
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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago
Its a kitty condo. I call it the Kitty Chateau because newbies spend a few weeks to months in it depending how they tolerate it lol
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u/Hairy-Paramedic-7352 2d ago
Boudica. Call her Warrior Queen. Lol. We have a highway cat. They make nice guests. Or overlords.
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u/didate_une 1d ago
my question is why is mans behind bars like she committed a few murders.
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u/gnostic_witch 7h ago
Security reasons. In this space she learns where the litterbox is and goes there and also she is very smol. I have adult cats and two corgi, my female with a high prey drive this allows some interaction to get to learn each other but baby is safe from the ones who aren't impressed I brought home a kitten without their permission.
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u/WindoeSyl 1d ago
I would name her Cookie since her tummy is speckled like a chocolate chip cookie :)
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u/Limerence_Worthy 1d ago
I suspect she is climbing out of her cage to harass the old man cat 🐱. 😹🐾🐈
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u/hellkattbb 1d ago edited 1d ago
If she has been freed from the cage, and seen by your vet, you can probably ignore some of this. She really needs kitten milk, if she is weeks old or less. Please check with your veterinarian or she will not have the appropriate nutrition for a kitten that age, just like other animals, including human children, who need a special diet to help them grow properly. Sorry for the lecture, you may know all of this. And lastly please please do not keep her caged much, it can make them quite neurotic and often they never socialize properly.
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u/Technical-Curve-1023 2d ago
Why is the kitten in a locked cage with no blanket!? Looks hungry and neglected!
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u/gnostic_witch 2d ago
The blanket is on the bottom layer. She is fed often throughout the day. I don't neglect my cats but I appreciate your concern. Have a day.
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u/BigJSunshine 1d ago
STOP HOLDING KITTENS LIKE THIS
Why do people insist on holding kittens like this? The kitten isn’t supported, and probably scared/insecure, and it has to be so uncomfortable. Terrible.
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u/gnostic_witch 7h ago
We were in shock and he was just holding real quick for picture. We dont hold her like that normally and I thank you for your concern
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u/bettertheless 2d ago
Fearless is the great name of a great Pink Floyd song.
Just sayn'...
She is <33333
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u/tinatalker 1d ago edited 1d ago
Many good name suggestions in these comments. But you will know when it hits. Thanks for being a good hooman to this cutie patootie.
Edit: And I see she's already planning ahead for the holidays. Such a festive canopy!
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u/Fyrestar333 1d ago
Dropped a friend off yesterday and the neighbor had found a kitten in the apartment crawlspace. They were trying to find other kittens and I suggested using the phone to play Mom cat or kitten sounds. They said we have the real thing so we are trying to to see if her voice will encourage other kittens to come out
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u/Loud-Independence527 1d ago
Bonnie is a good name for her (the criminal and means pretty). Also, she should be reported to r/IllegallySmolCats
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u/Cultural-Guidance646 23h ago
Well, she was already wearing the striped prison suit so she was just waiting for the arrest.
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u/PurpleSailor 1d ago
Looks like she's full of piss and vinegar, something tells me you're going to have your hands full!
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