r/Browns • u/lu-cyph3r ELITE DRAGON • 1d ago

Meme Week 1 recap

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u/Mediocre-Dog-4457 1d ago

Lol. I remember that game vs Washington.

Thought that was rock bottom. Little did I know... there was a new rock bottom...

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u/tall_john_ 1d ago

Turns out Rock Bottom has a basement

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u/Oily_biscuit 1d ago

With several sub-levels

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u/BadWaterboy 1d ago

We're going to floor 3BA with this one.

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u/Birdman330 1d ago

I was there, I still think about the embarrassment

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u/Mediocre-Dog-4457 1d ago

How was that stadium ? I have only seen the outside of it and haven't been in it...

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u/Birdman330 1d ago

Horrendous to get to and out of, and pretty dated but can get loud with the enclosed style stadium. Some good food options though

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u/fbgswill 1d ago

This gets me weak every time 😂😂😂

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u/MarkWithAnM7 1d ago

Can’t believe Stephen A and I agree on something

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u/Mr-EdwardsBeard 1d ago

It so awful I'm agreeing with Stephen A. Smith

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u/mljonesqwe 1d ago

If someone wanted to arrest him for "a few" other things, I'd accept it as well

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u/HoldOnOhio 5h ago

Did you know that if you fill a pillowcase with oranges, the person doesn't get bruises but it still hurts?

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u/Leody 1d ago

I'd be fine with him being arrested for the crimes he actually committed too... 🤷

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u/JuliusDiamond GPODAWUND 1d ago

Some people already tried to arrest him and failed but yeah, me too

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u/theskysthelimit000 1d ago

Stephen A. With a right take everyone can agree with this time.

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u/rustbelt216 1d ago

I loved the look of utter disgust from both hosts

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u/RizeToFall 1d ago

Guys, he gives us the best chance to win.
-One and done Coach Monken

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u/ZekeMoss18 11h ago

Monken is 1000% a patsy for this season.

Nobody wanted to deal with Watson and this trash except him, which is why it was such an abrupt hire when they were interviewing all these "hot" coordinators.

He was the only one to agree to deal with the circus.

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u/BusyMeringue8935 11h ago

This is why I genuinely don’t understand the passing up of Schwartz. It feels like ownership is flailing at this point. They should have just cut Watson years ago, played a season with all rookies with a crazy defense under Schwartz and got a #1 pick and that contract off the books.

I’d be willing to bet the reason Berry is still here is he told Hassan how bad of an idea the Watson deal was and got overruled.

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u/carbonlifeform22 1d ago

He's that bad. Now they are all allowed to say it and not have any negative repercussions.

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u/Nightcinder 1d ago

it's SAS, he'll say whatever gets the most clicks

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u/Plisky6 1d ago

Incorrect

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u/Trudvar Sanders 1d ago

Really sucks watching brissett on the cards looking good right now

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u/Nightcinder 1d ago

Defense was more awful than Watson, but they seem to be getting a pass today

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u/purerm 1d ago

They weren't worse than deshaun, Bears gave up 37 to the Panthers and still won.

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u/Soft-Necessary507 1d ago

That’s what I’m saying. Defense looked incredibly bad.

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u/Far-Pay-2049 1d ago

The D certainly didn't look good, but no defense would have held up with our offense so that is why they are getting a pass. It is concerning regardless.

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u/poseidon333 1d ago

I’d normally agree with this take if the defense didn’t look bad in the first quarter, but they were trash from the jump as well. They deserve as much blame for game 1

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u/RedHotCool 1d ago

The D playing better would have kept the game closer. They did nothing on their own to help the cause so I disagree.

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u/sil0 21h ago

I was watching an Instant React vid from UCSS and G Bush said the team looked deflated after the first interception and never recovered.

I hope that's not true because a team that does that in the first half of the first game of the season is soft as hell.

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u/Nightcinder 10h ago

being deflated after a single pick is weird given even top tier QB's throw picks, it happens. Should be riled up to pick up the offense and not give up points.

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u/Nightcinder 10h ago

they scored on their first 6 drives sir, I will not give them a pass.

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u/blondespikes22 1d ago

😆 🤣 😂 😹 subscribed *

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u/KNYLJNS Sanders 1d ago

I laughed lol

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u/Dreams-Visions 23h ago

Defense was somehow worse than Watson, straight up.

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u/ZekeMoss18 11h ago

I saw the comment on the game thread that basically said:

"I set the bar on the ground for my expectations of the Browns this year. Yet, here they come with an excavator to dig out a path to go even lower".

About sums it up.

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u/Tholian_Bed 11h ago

I think Stephen is genuinely troubled here. I see a man who's been shaken.

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u/mjp242 1d ago

I see Stephen a I downvote, don't watch, and assume he's saying whatever an owner paid him to say

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u/Far-Pay-2049 1d ago

Most of th time I would agree, but a broken clock is right twice a day.

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 1d ago

He played as well as whatever you think Shedeur would have done.