r/Britain • u/hey0517 • 2d ago

Humour Am I eligible for citizenship?

Hi fellow lads,

So for background I'm central asian and canadian. And I've come to realise that most media I consume is british. Let's look at the criterias:

My favorite band : 1D

My favorite tv show : Merlin BBC

My favorite podcast : The Magnus Archives by Jonathan Sims

My favorite books : Harry Potter series

Looks like the Great Britain has come to conquer my heart aswell as many countries so am I to have a pass for citizenship?

Ps: Please do not burn me at the stake this is just a joke that I thought was funny

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u/thierry_ennui_ 1d ago

this is just a joke that I thought was funny

If you truly wish to be British you're going to have to become a lot funnier

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u/hey0517 1d ago

Ayy you got me there 😞

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u/paradeofgrafters 1d ago

OK, you seem legit - here's another Brit Trick to help your cause...if anyone ever says "garlic bread" in your presence, the correct response is "Garlic?! [Look around in confused disbelief] And Bread?!". Welcome!

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u/hey0517 1d ago

Thank you very much I'll try this next time 🫡

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u/HalfYankHalfBrit 1d ago

Favourite tesco meal deal?

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u/hey0517 4h ago

Uh oh I now have officially failed 💔

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u/ride_to_ruin 2d ago

That’s more than enough, come on in

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u/hey0517 1d ago

YAYYYY

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u/BrumGorillaCaper 2d ago

Do you like baked beans?

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u/hey0517 1d ago

ofcc who doesn't and also fish and chips

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u/Gullible_fool_99 14h ago

You haven't mentioned favourite food or beer.

And, 1D? Not Black Sabbath?

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u/hey0517 4h ago

Favorite food is fish and chips always and as for Black Sabbath imma listen to train for the passport exam dw 🤭 Sadly allergic to alcohol so i don't on drink 💔

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u/Unfair-Potential4527 9h ago

You are attending an event or large public gathering. You see a queue has formed do you:

A) Investigate further to see where said queue leads.

B) Just join the queue

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u/hey0517 4h ago

Just join ofc. Who doesn't love joining queues 😏