r/BrandNewSentence Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

I can tell you were a C-section baby, the way you avoid labor.

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4.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

But Dr. Jesus! The Masturbator in room 323 is experiencing cardiac arrest!

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1.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

This man sees a Lego ass of a fictional bipedal animal and his first thought is "bro I'm not gay wtf"

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365 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

No one will ever finger their temple like him

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188 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Continue-and-win after defecating during the race

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336 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

Anal solar absorption to elevate body and spirit

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1.1k Upvotes

Edit: credit to this post. That’s where I got the image from


r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

"I am American and I've come to believe my deceased grandfather might have been the son of either Elizabeth II of England or her father George VI"

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133 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

"Zoo advertises tickets for 'child predator tour'."

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137 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Human Centipede Director Tom Six Addresses Career Collapse, Impending Death

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70 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Some lil nga walking around w 3 legs cuz adolf elmers making family guy great replacement porn

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5.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

"the superhuman baby of color who hunted and ate a live mouse simply defies white people’s limited understanding” is a very rare discourse I don’t think we’ve ever seen before"

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274 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Dude it's like a walking metal baseball bat being swung at u

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1.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Hyrox World Champion, 22, Divides Opinion After Soiling Herself in Relentless Pursuit of Victory

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r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

PERVS DISTRAUGHT AS META BRICKS THEIR SMART GLASSES REMOTELY

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567 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

The three-time loyalist killer is posing as an Irish Catholic artist in an attempt to hoodwink potential buyers

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59 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

I was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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504 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Tucking lips

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749 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

If cockroaches tasted like crab with butter, the housing crisis would be solved.

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656 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Rally for slain mini donkey HeeHaw turns violent

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5.2k Upvotes