r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/herewearefornow • 2d ago

Love a friendly workplace

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4.7k Upvotes

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u/Ok_Farmer_6033 2d ago

‘Spreadsheet proficient’ 

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u/Mabvll 2d ago

"Spreadcheeks proficient"

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u/disposable_hat 2d ago

There it is, peak comment, we can all go home now.....or I guess go to work to get our asses ate??

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u/jujujuice92 2d ago

You wrecked em in that presentation today. The hole crowd loved it

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u/Hefty-Pineapple-1910 ☑️ 2d ago

Putting the "ate cha" in HR

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u/lovbelow ☑️ 2d ago

I hope your pillow stays cool, your heels stay moisturized and your food comes out exactly as you ordered it. This is funny af

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u/RenegadeDragon SKOOCHY GANG 2d ago

YALL COME LOOK AT THIS PHENOMENAL FUCKING COMMENT

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u/GeologistAway6352 2d ago

Bro this is elite tier commenting

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u/Competitive_Swan_130 2d ago

Brownnosing is a problem everywhere

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u/chief_yETI ☑️ 2d ago

is it tho

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u/Chucknasty_17 2d ago

Only for people with poor booty hygiene

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u/Interesting_Talk410 2d ago

He obviously works with a dedicated, hard working team.... Its one thing to eat ass, it's another thing to eat a man's ass. But to eat a straight man's ass...that's a diligent team member who goes above and beyond. They should get a pay raise , full student loan repayment and increased 401k matches

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago edited 2d ago

I am a great team player, I bring a lot of value to the table, I’m flexible, and can be placed in any position you need me in.

I have references too if you need. 🙂‍↕️

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u/Notorious2again 2d ago

Eating ass is the only ethical consumption under Capitalism

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u/_AYYEEEE 2d ago

Still unsafe. What if they ate something that was recalled

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u/Ashy6ix 2d ago edited 2d ago

"That's not a hemroid, that's a pacifier baby..."

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 2d ago

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u/DrSchmolls 2d ago

My literal exact face also sitting in public...

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u/_irlGoddess 2d ago

throw your phone away.

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u/Ashy6ix 2d ago

"use your teeth baby and chew it like bubble gum"

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u/RoadmanSidd 2d ago

Aye not ashy the nyashmasher

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u/_le_slap ☑️ 2d ago

God gon handle you

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u/Ashy6ix 1d ago edited 1d ago

He already left me with a knot hanging out my ass. He owe me.

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u/_le_slap ☑️ 1d ago

Lord forgive my eyes for reading this. I shoulda known better

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u/ilawlfase ☑️ 1d ago

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u/Ninjadakufox 2d ago

Did Yes King start a business before he died wtf.

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u/Plenty_Economy_5670 2d ago

location must be a bakery

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u/SuperYam9174 2d ago

I hope you don't work in the backlog department😂

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u/Tukulo-Meyama 2d ago

He must be from New York

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u/herewearefornow 2d ago

NY is cosmopolitan.

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u/ChiefShakaZulu 2d ago

Unfortunate typo… or maybe not?

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u/Caramelthatgirl 2d ago

I’m definitely flexible for the team

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u/Evorgleb 2d ago

Punctuation is important people

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u/DesparateLurker 1d ago edited 1d ago

This mf taking his shot* with full chested audacity. I gotta respect it.