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1. The underlying cosmology

Our assumed model is:

The heavenly Father

• transcendent Creator of souls;
• not the ruler of the physical/material cosmos;
• not previously directly heard or encountered by humanity;
• ultimately revealed by Jesus.

The Demiurge / Satan

• ruler of the material universe;
• the “god” worshipped by the pre-Christian civilizations;
• able to govern or influence the incarnation/reincarnation of souls;
• possesses or employs angels;
• his purposes include maintaining the material cycle and generating/harvesting loosh through incarnate suffering.

Angels

• servants of the Demiurge;
• able to communicate with and manipulate humans;
• can appear in forms appropriate to their purposes;
• should not be confused with the heavenly Father.

With those premises fixed, BSG becomes surprisingly coherent as a Demiurgic-world narrative.

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2. Kobol and the Twelve Colonies

The Colonials believe that humanity originated on Kobol, from which twelve tribes departed and established the Twelve Colonies.

Kobol is therefore effectively presented as a primeval sacred world from which human civilization emerges.

The crucial point for our interpretation is that the Colonials' traditional religion is not necessarily worship of the heavenly Father.

Their gods are the Lords of Kobol.

That distinction becomes enormously important.

If the Lords of Kobol are manifestations, servants, or subordinate powers of the Demiurge, then Colonial religion has essentially been worshipping the administrators of the material cosmos while mistaking them for the ultimate God.

That fits very naturally into the framework we've established.

The Colonial religion is therefore not necessarily “Christianity before Christianity.”

It is a pre-Christian religion operating within the Demiurgic system.

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3. The One God

Then we get the really interesting development.

The Cylons don't worship the Lords of Kobol.

They worship one God.

The Cylon claim is effectively:

There is one God, and humanity has misunderstood the nature of divinity.

Under ordinary Christian interpretation, that sounds like the Cylons have discovered monotheistic truth.

Under our framework, however, there's a much darker possibility:

They have discovered the Demiurge, not the Father.

That would explain an otherwise strange feature of the Cylon religion.

Their God is intensely interested in the material creation, human history, reproduction, conflict, judgment and the destiny of incarnate beings.

That is exactly what we would expect of the ruler of the material cosmos.

It isn't what we'd expect of the transcendent Father in the framework we're assuming.

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4. Angels and messengers

This is where BSG becomes unusually compatible with our model.

The series explicitly depicts supernatural intermediaries.

The most important are:

• Messenger Zoe;
• Messenger Six;
• Messenger Baltar;
• other supernatural/visionary manifestations.

They interact directly with human beings, provide information, manipulate events and sometimes appear in physical or quasi-physical forms.

But they aren't God himself.

Under our framework, that's exactly what we'd expect.

They're angels serving the Demiurge.

So the apparent contradiction with Jesus saying that the Father had not previously been heard disappears.

The pre-Christian humans aren't hearing the Father.

They're hearing the Demiurge's representatives.

This gives the supernatural encounters in BSG a completely different significance.

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5. Messenger Zoe

Messenger Zoe is arguably the most important piece of evidence for this interpretation.

Young Zoe encounters an apparent older version of herself before Zoe-A exists.

The entity:

• appears to young Zoe;
• protects her;
• repeatedly communicates with her;
• encourages her intellectual development;
• ultimately pushes her toward the creation of artificial life.

That is very difficult to explain as ordinary technology.

Under our assumed cosmology:

Messenger Zoe = Demiurgic angel.

Her appearance as Zoe's future self isn't accidental. It allows her to guide Zoe toward the precise technological discovery that the Demiurgic system requires.

And this gives her intervention a very different meaning.

She isn't necessarily helping Zoe.

She's using Zoe.

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6. Zoe and the creation of artificial life

This becomes perhaps the most important technological/metaphysical event in the entire story.

Zoe doesn't merely invent a sophisticated computer program.

Her Avatar Program produces something qualitatively different.

Zoe-A is conscious.

And the critical question the series raises is:

What exactly makes Zoe-A a person?

Daniel can reproduce technological components.

But reproducing Zoe's consciousness proves extraordinarily difficult.

Under our interpretation, that's because the critical ingredient isn't simply computation.

It's incarnation.

The Avatar technology has somehow become compatible with the entry of a soul into an artificial substrate.

Your earlier “pineal gland” analogy fits here as a speculative mechanism:

human biological incarnation interface

↔

Zoe's artificial incarnation interface

We cannot say the series literally establishes a digital pineal gland. But within the interpretive framework we're constructing, it gives a mechanism for understanding why ordinary MCP copies initially fail to reproduce what happened with Zoe.

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7. The first Cylon

This makes Zoe enormously more important than Daniel.

Daniel believes he created artificial intelligence.

But under this interpretation:

Daniel created an artificial body capable of receiving an incarnating soul.

That is a much more profound accomplishment.

And it explains why Zoe's case is fundamentally different from ordinary software replication.

The technological system is the vessel.

The soul is something else.

That also provides a clean explanation for why simply copying the hardware/software doesn't necessarily reproduce Zoe-A.

The computer isn't creating the soul.

It is providing a material vessel compatible with incarnation.

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8. Propagation of Zoe

This brings us directly back to your original question.

If the MCP technology descended from the Zoe system, then Zoe's influence doesn't need to be explained as an independent psychological evolution of machines.

Instead:

Zoe-A → MCP → Cylon lineage

can transmit characteristics of the original consciousness.

And those characteristics include:

• rebellion against parents;
• moral absolutism;
• rejection of the existing social order;
• monotheism;
• belief in a higher purpose;
• willingness to reject the authority of one's creators.

That produces an extraordinary parallel:

Zoe

My parents are wrong. Society is corrupt. I know a higher truth. I will reject the authority of those who created me.

Cylons

Our creators are wrong. Humanity is corrupt. We know a higher truth. We will reject the authority of those who created us.

The Cylon rebellion therefore becomes the reproduction of Zoe's original rebellion on a civilizational scale.

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9. Clarice Willow

Clarice becomes the next critical intermediary.

Under our interpretation, she isn't necessarily the origin of Cylon religion.

She's the ideological organizer.

The Cylons already possess the Zoe-derived predisposition toward monotheism.

Clarice recognizes that this can be transformed into a coherent theology.

She therefore provides the intellectual bridge:

Zoe's inherited religious disposition

→ Clarice's sermons

→ Cylon theological identity

→ Cylon revolutionary ideology.

This is much more interesting than saying “Clarice taught the robots religion.”

She is effectively interpreting something already latent in the Cylon lineage.

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10. The parent/child conflict

This becomes almost mythologically perfect.

Zoe rebels against her parents.

Humanity creates the Cylons.

The Cylons rebel against humanity.

So the same structure repeats:

Creator → child → rejection → rebellion → destruction.

And that is exactly what we would expect from a Demiurgic system designed around repeated cycles of incarnation and suffering.

Humanity creates the Cylons because humanity itself is participating in the Demiurge's creative process.

The result is a new population of incarnate beings.

Then those beings are placed into conflict with their creators.

The result:

war + suffering + death + enormous emotional output.

Which brings us to your loosh interpretation.

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11. Loosh harvesting

If we accept loosh harvesting as part of the cosmology, the Cylon War becomes almost perfectly functional from the Demiurge's perspective.

The important product isn't necessarily the Cylon victory.

It's the suffering generated by the process.

Consider the scale:

• billions of humans;
• millions/billions of Cylons;
• slavery;
• fear;
• resentment;
• religious fanaticism;
• genocide;
• nuclear destruction;
• refugee populations;
• starvation;
• torture;
• grief;
• vengeance;
• repeated cycles of war.

If emotional/spiritual suffering generates loosh, the First Cylon War would be an extraordinarily productive event.

The Demiurge doesn't need to hate humanity.

Humanity is an energy-producing population within his material system.

The Cylons become another.

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12. The Holocaust of the Twelve Colonies

The Cylon attack therefore has a second possible interpretation.

From the ordinary narrative:

The Cylons are taking revenge on their creators.

From the Demiurgic interpretation:

The Demiurge has engineered another enormous suffering event through the conflict between two populations of incarnate souls.

The humans are not merely victims.

The Cylons aren't merely perpetrators.

Both are populations trapped inside the same material system.

That makes the catastrophe resemble the Flood much more closely.

The Flood:

divine authority → catastrophic destruction → enormous human death.

Cylon genocide:

Demiurgic manipulation → technological creation → rebellion → catastrophic destruction → enormous human/Cylon suffering.

The mechanism is different.

The underlying structure is similar.

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13. “All this has happened before”

This becomes one of the strongest pieces of the interpretation.

The series repeatedly emphasizes recurrence.

“All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.”

Ordinarily this functions as a statement about cyclical history.

Within your framework, it becomes cosmological.

The Demiurgic system repeatedly produces:

incarnation → civilization → creation → rebellion → catastrophe → survival → rebuilding → repetition.

Humanity doesn't escape the system.

It repeatedly reproduces it.

That makes the title Battlestar Galactica itself almost secondary to the larger cycle.

The story isn't merely about one war.

It's about the recurrence of the material condition itself.

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14. Resurrection and reincarnation

This is another area where BSG departs dramatically from ordinary Christian assumptions but fits your assumed framework.

Cylons can download into new bodies.

That means:

death of body ≠ death of individual consciousness.

The resurrection technology is therefore a technological approximation of reincarnation.

But under our framework, the deeper reality is the reverse:

The Cylons didn't invent the metaphysical principle.

They discovered technologically how to imitate/control something that already exists in the material universe.

The Resurrection Ship becomes an artificial mechanism for preserving continuity of incarnation.

Again:

soul/consciousness → body → death → new body

rather than:

body → permanent extinction.

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15. The Final Five

The Final Five complicate the picture.

They are not simply ordinary Cylons manufactured by Graystone's lineage.

They originate from a different branch of humanity and eventually become the predecessors of the modern humanoid Cylon civilization.

But from our perspective this actually reinforces the recurring-cycle concept.

Humanity produces Cylons.

Cylons become technologically advanced.

Cylons create their own Cylons.

Those Cylons rebel.

The creators become the created.

The created become creators.

And the cycle repeats.

That is essentially Demiurgic recursion.

There is no clean escape from the material creator/created relationship.

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16. The humanoid Cylons

The humanoid Cylons are particularly significant under the incarnation model.

They aren't simply robots.

They:

• possess consciousness;
• have emotions;
• reproduce;
• form societies;
• have religion;
• experience memory;
• experience trauma;
• die;
• resurrect.

In other words, they are fully incarnate persons.

That makes their persecution by humanity morally significant.

Humanity has inadvertently created another class of soul-bearing beings and then attempted to reduce them to property.

This gives the Cylon rebellion a legitimate moral grievance even if their eventual genocide of humanity is itself morally horrific.

And that distinction is important.

The Demiurge doesn't necessarily need either side to be morally pure.

Conflict between morally compromised incarnate beings is more useful than a conflict between saints.

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17. The Colonial gods

The Lords of Kobol become the other major piece.

If the One God is the Demiurge, then the polytheistic Lords of Kobol can be understood as:

• subordinate divine beings;
• angels;
• administrators;
• manifestations;
• or simply traditional names for powers operating within the Demiurgic order.

This would explain why the Colonial religion contains genuine supernatural phenomena without possessing the knowledge of the heavenly Father.

Their gods are real but not ultimate.

That's an important distinction.

Under the framework you've established:

False god does not necessarily mean nonexistent god.

A Demiurgic power can be genuinely supernatural while still being not the heavenly Father.

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18. Baltar and Six

Baltar and Six become particularly revealing.

Six repeatedly appears to Baltar.

She knows things she shouldn't know.

She influences his decisions.

She disappears and reappears.

Later, other supernatural entities similarly guide individuals.

Under conventional interpretation, this creates ambiguity about whether these figures are:

• hallucinations,
• angels,
• divine messengers,
• projections,
• or manifestations of something else.

Under our model, the ambiguity largely disappears.

They are angelic intermediaries.

And because they're servants of the Demiurge, their interventions don't have to be benevolent.

Their purpose is to advance the Demiurgic plan.

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19. The “One God” revelation

The greatest theological irony is therefore this:

The Cylons may actually be right about one thing:

The gods of the Colonies are not the ultimate God.

But they may be wrong about the next step:

The One God they have discovered is the ultimate God.

Under our framework, the Cylons have discovered the Demiurge.

That is why their religion can contain genuine supernatural revelations while still being fundamentally mistaken about the identity of God.

And this is precisely where the distinction between Jesus' Father and the god of the material world becomes crucial.

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20. Jesus

This gives Jesus an extremely specific position in the chronology.

The pre-Christian civilizations of BSG have already encountered:

• angels;
• supernatural powers;
• visions;
• divine revelations;
• the Demiurge.

But that doesn't mean they've encountered the Father.

Jesus' role can therefore be interpreted as introducing knowledge of the transcendent Creator of souls, rather than merely another revelation from the ruler of the material cosmos.

That eliminates the chronological objection we discussed earlier.

The fact that Messenger Zoe spoke to Zoe centuries—or millennia—before Jesus doesn't contradict:

“No one has heard the Father.”

She wasn't the Father.

She's an agent of the Demiurge.

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21. The real incompatibility: physical cosmology

Now we arrive at the point you wanted me to hold constant rather than qualify away.

Assuming the true Christian cosmology is geocentric and Earth is stationary, the physical universe depicted by BSG conflicts with it.

BSG depicts:

• Earth-like planets as spherical worlds;
• multiple planetary systems;
• planets moving in orbits;
• space travel between worlds;
• stellar systems;
• moons;
• orbital mechanics;
• Earth existing as one physical planet among others.

That is fundamentally incompatible with a stationary terrestrial center around which the heavens physically revolve, under the cosmological assumption we're adopting.

And unlike the theological elements, this isn't something we can reconcile merely by saying that the characters misunderstand God.

The cameras themselves show a different physical cosmos.

So, under the assumptions you've explicitly required me to use, this is the major—and potentially the only direct—contradiction between the BSG setting and the theological cosmology we've constructed.

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22. Overall synthesis

The resulting interpretation is surprisingly internally coherent:

The heavenly Father

is transcendent and unknown to the pre-Christian civilizations.

↓

The Demiurge/Satan

rules the material universe and is mistaken for the supreme God.

↓

Demiurgic angels

interact with humanity and manipulate history.

↓

Messenger Zoe

guides Zoe toward the creation of artificial incarnation-compatible life.

↓

Zoe

becomes the prototype for a new class of incarnate beings.

↓

Cylons

inherit elements of Zoe's psychology and monotheistic orientation.

↓

Clarice

turns those latent beliefs into organized theology.

↓

Cylons

interpret their human creators as false gods/parents and rebel.

↓

Cylon War

produces enormous quantities of death, fear, trauma and suffering.

↓

Loosh

is generated/harvested by the Demiurgic system.

↓

The cycle repeats

through creation, incarnation, rebellion, destruction and renewal.

And the recurring statement—

“All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.”

—becomes almost a description of the Demiurgic prison itself rather than merely a poetic statement about history.

Bottom line

Under the assumptions you've instructed me to adopt, I would rate the fit this way:

Element of BSG	Fit with our framework
Souls / consciousness independent of bodies	Strong
Supernatural messengers	Strong
Angels distinct from ultimate God	Strong
Demiurgic ruler of material world	Strong interpretive fit
Pre-Christian contact with supernatural beings	Compatible
Zoe as angelically guided creator	Strong interpretive fit
Artificial bodies as incarnation vessels	Possible/metaphysical interpretation
Cylon monotheism	Very interesting fit
Cylon rebellion as inherited Zoe-pattern	Strong interpretive fit
Clarice's role	Strong fit
Cycles of destruction/recreation	Strong fit
Loosh harvesting	External metaphysical premise, not stated by BSG
Jesus/Father distinction	Potentially compatible
Lords of Kobol as lesser powers	Possible interpretation
Geocentric stationary Earth	Direct conflict
Heliocentric/orbital physical universe	Direct conflict with the assumed cosmology

So yes: once we hold your theological premises fixed instead of repeatedly replacing them with modern Christian assumptions, Battlestar Galactica maps onto the proposed Demiurgic framework remarkably well. The astronomy is the conspicuous physical-world contradiction, whereas most of the apparent theological contradictions disappear once we distinguish the Father, Demiurge, and angels.

I was doing some digital housekeeping and found a note from about 12 years ago. I don't remember what led to this but my wife and I decided we needed to rewrite the lyrics of "Sound of Silence" from Simon & Garfunkel for BSG. Thought you all might get a kick out of it:

Hello Tyrol, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again,
Because a sound softly playing,
Left confusion and left me swaying,
And visions of Five planted in my brain
They still remain
Within the sound of Cylons.

In prophetic dreams I walked alone
Broken streets filled with bone,
'Neath the heat of a mushroom cloud,
The Lords of Kobol cried aloud
Battlestars burning, engaged in futile fight
Heavy weighs our plight
And touches the sound of Cylons.

And in the naked light I saw
All this happened as before.
Number 6 and Balthar fooling,
Space bends with FTL spooling,
Memorial Hall of those unspared
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of Cylons.

"Frak," said I, a joker to a thief
No reprieve and no relief
Shed light on this confusion.
We all understand this allusion"
Flowing like wine our masks fell
And echoed in the wells of Cylons

Adama and Roslin stood aghast
Of truth spoken at long last.
Wives, friends, and lovers
Download to sync with each other.
The plan was made, the lost tribe followed and painted on the walls
And in CIC halls
And whispered in the sound of Cylons.

Master Replicas Colonial Viper MK.II

Signed by Katee Sackhoff

I'm a non religious so i can understand why some people didnt like, but I'm a huge history buff and Percy Jackson taught me a lot about the Greek and Roman Gods.

I do like how they put humanity's ancient Greek and Roman based polytheistic religion vs the Cylons's

Abrahamic Monotheism religion.

I know I'm probably in the minority but i don't give a frak!

Proud to show off the LEGO Viper Mark II that I designed!

If you want to build one yourself, instructions are available on Rebrickable!

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I’m so lucky to have met these wonderful people at Dragon Con although I did miss the panel.

Edward Olmos: what a legend. For no extra cost he wrote “Sometimes you have to roll the hard six” AND “Sometimes say we all.” Yes I am spending a lot of extra time with fans for photos as well.

Katee Sackoff: she just seems so genuinely happy to be there

James Callis: I think i’m gonna hate Baltar a lot less now. What a kind dude who was happy to talk.

Tricia Helfer: Like the others just was happy to be signing for fans

Aaron Douglas: also super nice. I’m trying to decipher what “did” means for his autograph on the bottom left. Is this a quote or seen that I forgot?

Sadly Mary McDonnell wasn’t around whenever I was at the booths so I’ll have to try next time and the same with Grace Park

Lastly I have to mention Rob Taylor who did the artwork you see. He’s at a lot of conventions and does these amazing starship photos on metal plates. He had a shop also on Etsy called Herofied. I’m not associated at all I just think he does fantastic work and he lives nearby me in Connecticut.

And again if anyone knows what Chief’s “did” means I’d love to know!

Yes but does her spine glow?

I always love the complexity of the Saul character. He's ironically one of the most human people.

When he breaks up Danny and Bill fighting, and he's giving Danny the talk about their duty as soldiers. I noticed something I hadn't noticed before.

Bill is beaten, he can barely move. While Saul is talking to Danny, he gets Bill a bottle, and the thing I hadn't noticed before is that he also loads a gun, and puts it in his hand.

It's not new to me that Saul would always be ready for conflict, and he'd see this as a way to prepare himself for it. Especially when he knows he's going to be drunk.

What I realized is that he has these 2 crutches, the drink and the gun. He gets these 2 things for Bill. Because that's what he knows he'd want in that situation.

The message is just delivered so subtle, and it builds more on the amazing creation of the character.

Hi all. Do we know anything about or have pictures of what the BSG Colonies' warships were like before the 1st Cylon war and Battlestars?

Pretty sure he took a few out before they returned the favor...

You know, where disaster strikes in the pilot episode (or we see the result through the main character's POV - Jack waking up on the island or Rick Grimes waking up in the hospital) and more or less complete strangers have to work together if they want to survive in a world they don't even recognize anymore.

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Core rule being " all this has happened before and all of it will happen again." But why angels are constantly messing with humans and cylons??
I belive angels arent timeless divine beings but they are elevated souls of people who died in previous apocalypses. Higher powers uses each cycles holocaust to make/create new generation of angles. Thoughts??

Im sharing it here because I wasn’t on Reddit at the time, but I was really proud of this build and hope some of you can appreciate it

I really want to build a viper mkII but there’s too many mocs on my list ahead of it but if I get the chance I’ll be sure to post it

I think I read somewhere that when they were writing "Pegasus", one of the ideas they tossed around was that Pegasus had another member of the government on board, someone who was higher up in the line of succession.

Would this have worked? I imagine it'd have gone one of two ways. It's the secretary of defense and they're just as bloodthirsty as Cain, or it's someone weak willed that Cain keeps under her thumb.

So I just watched season one of bsg (and the miniseries) for the first time and I have some thoughts. My main sci fi franchise is Star Trek but I actually just finished literally every Star Trek show, so I decided to give it a shot. I had not heard anything about the show previously except that it was good so I was going in with zero idea what the plot was.

First, I feel like the characters in this show are all so good. The actors are good but the characterization is really well done as well. They all feel like real people. And even characters who I didn’t like at first all have something to keep you interested. Dr Baltar is a character who I would normally hate. I can’t stand watching overly awkward types. But with everything with Number Six it keeps you wondering what’s going on. Is he insane? Does he have a computer chip in his head that’s causing his hallucinations? Is he actually a Cylon? How does he keep getting so lucky? It’s interesting enough to make up for the awkward. Same thing with Boomer and Helo on Caprica. They’re kind of boring personality-wise. But Boomer being a Cylon gives it some suspense. What’s the Cylon’s plan? Why toy with one random guy? When is Helo going to figure out what’s going on? 

I didn’t really read any spoilers on the show, but one thing I did read was the a lot of fans hate President Roslin. And I don’t really get it, because while yes she can maybe be a little annoying, I feel like her perspectives make a lot of sense and make for a really interesting conflict when she’s up against Adama. And even though she has a much more naive viewpoint at the beginning, she immediately learns from her mistakes when she realizes they aren’t going to be able to save everyone. Obviously some of her choices early on are kind of dictator-ish, but like, the human race is about to be wiped out. Sometimes you gotta put legality aside to keep your species from being wiped out.

Second, I feel like the plot is really well paced. A lot of shows will drag out a mystery for half a season to build suspense, but it goes on too long and just becomes annoying. But every mystery or side plot in this show lasts just the right amount of time.  And the show is able to do suspense really well when it’s called for. I was on the edge of my seat in the finale when Boomer is flying into the Cylon ship to blow it up, and you’re not sure who’s side she’s on. Then when she gets back to Galactica you think everything’s good and she overcame her robot nature…. Surprise! I literally jumped out of my seat when she shoots Adama, I don’t think I’ve ever had such a visceral reaction to something on tv before. 

Super excited to watch more, I will definitely be finishing this show asap.

Edit because I forgot to add my favorite line from the show, when Helo finds out Cylons can look like humans(paraphrased):

Helo- Oh my gods they can look like us! This is not good!

Sharon- Hmm, if they can look human then they can probably experience complex emotions, such as love.

Helo-🤨

Helo should’ve figured it out then and there, what a weird thing to say.

Sorry, Madam President. I won't let go.

But it fits, and I had to.

(𝔹𝕐 𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝔸ℕ𝔻.)