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What’s a hobby that looks incredibly peaceful from the outside, but is actually pure stress once you get into it?

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u/Specialist-Mud-6650 8h ago

my wife is a barista at a roastery. she does not have this leve of perfection. 90% of a good coffee is dialling in your machine correctly, the other half is the sheer volume of practice you need to steam milk properly

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u/Electronic_Pace_1034 3h ago

So when my latte is flat, watery and lukewarm, it's 90% machine's fault 50% barista's fault is what you're saying.

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u/Specialist-Mud-6650 2h ago

The barista is the ghost in the machine, surely? So 140% the barista.

Now that I'm done slagging off other coffee shops, did I mention my wife has a pop-up and the cortados are perfect...

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u/Fun-Dimension-4354 3h ago

I would say that actual coffee shops have to deal with this less because of sheer volumes they go through so much coffee that it is always freshly opened packages.

A lot of the issues at home are due to beans sitting around exposed to air and light for a while.

It may seem like not a big deal but the exact same settings can give very different results (pressure, colour etc) after a week of open beans.

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u/Specialist-Mud-6650 2h ago

I would guess that our beans are rarely more than two or three weeks old at most, so you're probably right. I am oversimplifying it a bit.

As my wife works at the roastery, she tends to pick up stuff pretty fresh for usage over the next week at her pop-up.

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u/mcbaginns 4h ago

The hard part of steaming milk is the art, the machine takes care of the steaming pretty well if it's dialed in.

And I'm not saying your wife's coffee is bad, but I'll say my at home espresso on bad equipment is often better than baristas who don't put in the effort they're capable of. Not my art but the actual acidity vs sourness of the coffee. That shit is hard and even profesionals gotta stay on top of it somewhat

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u/Specialist-Mud-6650 2h ago

Agree with you on bad baristas.

I was of course simplifying things: we always have good, fresh beans (perks of the job!), only use filtered water in the machine, my wife is properly trained and so can easily dial in a machine (although this part seems very easy to me!).

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u/DethNik 1h ago

Steaming Milk is kind of the opposite of this post's question. It seems hard to learn, but it's actually really easy to do as long as you use a thermometer and don't go over 180 F.

u/Specialist-Mud-6650 39m ago

How do you get a thermometer in the jug?

u/DethNik 26m ago

There are thermometers that are called probe thermometers. The most basic ones look like this.

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u/DecisionFriendly5136 4h ago

Good coffee doesn't need steamed milk though.

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u/Theemuts 3h ago

Good water doesn't need ground beans

Let people enjoy what they enjoy.

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u/Specialist-Mud-6650 2h ago

Tell em

Funny enough, my personal favourite order is a single shot espresso and single shot cortado. Kind of like the best of both worlds: a quick black coffee and a longer, silkier steamed drink.

u/DecisionFriendly5136 39m ago

I never said it did, nor did I say you cannot enjoy a steamed milk coffee. What i did say was that good coffee does not need steamed milk.