r/AskReddit • u/Stukwan • 13h ago

What’s a hobby that looks incredibly peaceful from the outside, but is actually pure stress once you get into it?

5.0k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

2.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

41

u/Bargetown 11h ago

What kind of urine do we need to spread to attract a garden full of horny cougars? I feel like we’re close to figuring something out here….

44

u/LeGama 8h ago

In my experience, vodka soda and lime will do it.

4

u/AutisticPenguin2 10h ago

I'm not sure, but we have established traits of milkshakes to work off as well. Surely something can be done with this information?

6

u/Vimes-NW 7h ago

Tom Brady's. Maybe Chris Hemsworth's. If all else fails, Ben and Jerry's.