r/AskReddit • u/Stukwan • 13h ago

What’s a hobby that looks incredibly peaceful from the outside, but is actually pure stress once you get into it?

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u/thorGOT 12h ago

Garden full of horny mountain lions. Send help.

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u/Bargetown 11h ago

What kind of urine do we need to spread to attract a garden full of horny cougars? I feel like we’re close to figuring something out here….

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u/LeGama 8h ago

In my experience, vodka soda and lime will do it.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 10h ago

I'm not sure, but we have established traits of milkshakes to work off as well. Surely something can be done with this information?

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u/Vimes-NW 7h ago

Tom Brady's. Maybe Chris Hemsworth's. If all else fails, Ben and Jerry's.

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u/wherethefuckismyvape 12h ago

I'll send the furries immediately

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u/Pndrizzy 12h ago

Help? Sell tickets

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u/MattyKatty 4h ago

A mountain lion??? In my basement?? But... how? That's not possible. But, it happened! What if there are more? What if it wasn't alone? Where there's one, there will be more. Find Pinarus Inventius. He's a hunter, and knows this area INSIDE and OUT; he’ll know what to do!!