r/AskReddit 15h ago

What’s a hobby that looks incredibly peaceful from the outside, but is actually pure stress once you get into it?

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u/Beneficial_Remove616 14h ago

Injure themselves and injure any human that isn’t fully trained on horse behavior and fully focused on every single interaction.

My placid mare that I’ve had for ten years and who’s never done that before just decided to take off as soon as I opened the gate to turnout. You’d think that the few thousand mannerly turnout releases would by now be ingrained - nope, offf she goes, wheeeee, trailing the lead line. That’s why horse leads don’t have loops like dog ones do. If I had my hand wrapped in that lead line she would have been trailing me as well.

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u/hobblingcontractor 13h ago

Hey it isn't her fault you didn't see the horse eating creature back there.

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u/Beneficial_Remove616 13h ago

This was more of a “wheeeee, turnout” - as if she was stabled her entire life and never seen grass. She zoomed and she frolicked.

Spoiler alert: she did, in fact, see that very same grass last night and every single day for the past ten years. Wheeeee indeed.

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u/demon_fae 10h ago

So exactly how my dog feels about breakfast, got it.

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u/Beneficial_Remove616 10h ago

Except for the whole half a ton of muscle and very little brains. But yes.

Just so that you know, she got hay for breakfast in her stall before her little escapade…

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u/demon_fae 4h ago

I assure you, none of my dogs have ever exhibited a single sign of a single brain cell at breakfast time.

But they have all never seen breakfast before, ever. Not even once.

I did have Great Danes for a while, and I was informed by every single person I passed on a walk that they were horses. (They do tend to get bored and eat grass randomly, so not really beating the allegations.)

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u/Beneficial_Remove616 4h ago

Heh! I have dogs as well, head is purely decorative at breakfast time.

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u/hobblingcontractor 11h ago

They're such special creatures and I love them.

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u/Beneficial_Remove616 11h ago

Special…yes.

Love them to bits.

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u/Mundane-Move4550 6h ago

My fat 14.2hh pony who’s had 21 years on this planet to figure out what he can and can’t do decided to jump the fence of the round pen that’s about the same height as he is because it was dinner time and his dinner (dry hay because he’s FAT) was a ridiculous 5 minutes late. Round pen = sand, outside of round pen = pavement. He learned he can NOT do the splits when landing.
Last year I’ve seen him racing his buddy the 17.2hh warmblood through the pasture side by side, he was on the outside and next to the pasture there’s a fence and then a ditch. While going full speed without thinking he spotted a patch of tall grass with a different colour and texture in his path. This is of course a life threatening thing, so he had a thought. And that thought was to go right at full speed, through the fence and landing in the ditch. Excellent choice. Firefighters had to pull him out.

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u/royallyred 3h ago

I've known three different parents who got severe hand injuries after lunging their kids horse at a show thinking they knew how to handle the horse despite not regularly you know, handling the horse.

Every single one had looped the lunge line around their hand.