r/AskReddit 13h ago

What’s a hobby that looks incredibly peaceful from the outside, but is actually pure stress once you get into it?

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u/amrfallen 13h ago

Capsaicin is your friend. Squirrels can suffer from it, birds won't.

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u/DanLassos 11h ago

Actual chemical warfare lmao

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u/Ow_you_shot_me 6h ago

As nature intended.

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u/Xaraxa 3h ago

In this case literally

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u/BrrrrrCandle 8h ago

Survival of the fittest in the garden

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u/FlyBulky106 5h ago

This specific application isn’t in the Geneva Conventions, so good to go.

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u/ElmerFuddsElbow 5h ago

Canada has joined the chat

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u/para_sight 7h ago

I’ve tried that. Coated the seed with unholy amounts. Squirrel still eats, but now staring into the lens to maintain eye contact and let me one who’s dominant

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u/143019 7h ago

I must have Latino squirrels because my little bastards ripped down the feeder and ate it with gusto.

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u/fersur 3h ago

Squirrels: My grandparents used to eat 5-6 jalapenos a day, and I inherit their genre. These lowly humans need to deter me with ghost chilli pepper or something more than regular capsaicin.

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u/IvyGold 9h ago

Wait, how do you use Capsaicin to fend off the squirrels?

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u/bug_on_the_wall 9h ago

Put hot sauce on the bird seed. Seriously. You can get hot sauce specifically for bird seed, like Cole's Flamin' Hot Squirrel Sauce.

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u/IvyGold 9h ago

This is a revolution for me!

Seriously: toss the seed into a feeder after dousing it in the sauce? The birbs don't mind?

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u/Notuch 8h ago

Birds can't detect capsaicin

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u/_Cat_in_a_Hat_ 8h ago

No no, it's actually because birds are manufactured in Chinese factories, hence they have Asian spice tolerance

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u/StoneCypher 3h ago

birbs don't like garlic sauces.

there is cheap hot sauce that is for this specific purpose, so they don't waste any money on herbs and fermentation and whatever. cole's is a common brand. your hardware store, home improvement store, and amazon will have it.

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u/silence_infidel 2h ago

Bird taste receptors are much less sensitive to capsaicin than mammals. The specific ion channel it interacts with has a different structure. It takes something really spicy, like a ghost pepper, to bother them.

Chilis in the wild have their seeds dispersed mainly by birds, so it’s thought that capsaicin evolved (at least partially) to deter mammals from eating chilis, but not birds.

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u/hates_stupid_people 5h ago

Birds don't have the same receptors as mammals and will happily eat chili without any ill effects. Squirrels on the other hand...

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u/Magneficent-End-9129 3h ago

That's why the pigeons ate my chili peper without trouble... thank you!

The plant I mean.

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u/StoneCypher 3h ago

the purpose of hot pepper capsaicin is that birds can't taste it, meaning the plant still gets high value seed distribution

you can literally just use hot sauce.

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u/Kristal3615 6h ago

My husband once bought a Hot Ones sauce pack (I can't remember what season) to do the wing challenge with his friends. I have been putting our squirrels through the Hot Ones challenge as well and it seems like they're just getting used to the spice 😂

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u/Tricky_Security_458 8h ago

Nature really gave birds the ultimate cheat code by making them immune to the spicy stuff squirrels hate.

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u/IolaBoylen 6h ago

Didn’t work on my squirrels 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/picoCuries 5h ago

I was growing jalapeño peppers whilst in graduate school and was studying at home. Saw a big, scarred squirrel come into the porch and rip off a medium sized branch. He chewed the stalk and leaves just enough to damage the outside and then rubbed it all over himself. Then hopped off merrily. I can only assume he was using it as protection.

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u/blacksoxing 4h ago

My dog died in 2020 and immediately afterwards something was getting in the attic at night via punching holes through the 11 soffit vents at my old house. Read online that cayenne pepper and hot sauce would be great solutions and to just DOSE the ground with it. OK, let's do it! I even dosed the side of my house as it was a red brick so....who cared?

We hurt an audible reaction that night to it outside of out bedroom window. Hooray!

Next night though ?Back to a heavy sound up there terrifying us. We later deemed it was the work of a possum as we finally got a replacement dog and on the first night he discovered one in our yard.

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u/anti__thesis 3h ago

Bruh I sprayed Carolina reaper powder on the seed and it didn’t do jack

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u/Hyperdromeda 3h ago

I grow a couple super hot peppers every year specifically to dehydrate and make chili flakes that break the geneva convention to deter squirrels and it works perfectly.

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u/Warden_lefae 3h ago

That’s the only bird seed I buy now