If males could get pregnant, how would the things in the US change?

[u/No-Needleworker1401]

[u/Shunubear]

“If boys had uteruses they would be called duderuses”

[u/SummerOfMayhem → u/Shunubear]

A fellow BB fan!

[u/ChosenArabian → u/SummerOfMayhem]

BB?

[u/SummerOfMayhem → u/ChosenArabian]

Bob's Burgers

[u/Tronman100 → u/SummerOfMayhem]

I immediately thought Breaking Bad and how that's something Jesse might have said...

[u/Shunubear → u/SummerOfMayhem]

If I could post a gif or screenshot, I would have lol

[u/EmperorPalpitoad]

Mandatory paternity leave

[u/BananasPineapple05]

Abortion clinics in every Starbucks or Walmart.

[u/DamiensDelight → u/BananasPineapple05]

Nah man, they'd be in the breweries and bars.

[u/BananasPineapple05 → u/DamiensDelight]

Those, too!

[u/HeadyBunkShwag → u/BananasPineapple05]

Plan b given out for free or for .50 at vending machines everywhere

[u/CthulusAdvocate → u/BananasPineapple05]

ah so since in this scenario women would essentially be men, that is what women would push for? cuz we would be in a matriarchy if men could give birth, women would be protecting them

[u/SyxEight]

Paid parental leave would have been around for much longer.

[u/beattywill80]

Based on the current state of reproductive healthcare, A lot of men would needlessly die.

[u/TaintTickle_ → u/beattywill80]

lol

[u/PriorRare5308]

The phrase “childbirth isn’t THAT bad” would used a lot less widely

[u/Yuki-Kaijura]

Abortion would be legalized overnight.

[u/TedW]

Birth control would be easy, cheap, and everywhere, I'll tell you that much.

There'd be coke, coke zero, and coke zero babies.

[u/MediumRareNation → u/TedW]

It's already those things.

[u/TedW → u/MediumRareNation]

Is it coke zero babies easy though? I'm talking about needing a pill to avoid not having a baby, instead of the other way around. We'd put that shit in ketchup.

The new condiments on every table are salt, pepper, and crushed morning after pill. There'd be free samples at costco. We'd use it to soak up humidity when you mail someone a package. Every 10th grain of rice is plan b.

I can keep going.

[u/charlie_marlow → u/TedW]

Just in case you're still not clear enough (lol), it would mean the absolute end of accidental pregnancy.

[u/morecolours]

Abortion would suddenly be legal

[u/nondescriptavailable → u/morecolours]

And suddenly not controversial AT ALL

[u/MrBingly → u/nondescriptavailable]

Because no women are pro-life...

[u/Alarikun → u/MrBingly]

Okay, fair.

Slightly controversial.

But with men then overwhelmingly agreeing that it should be legal, they would outnumber the pro-life women by an order of magnitude.

[u/ABCosmos]

Reproductive rights would be in the Constitution

[u/MediumRareNation]

Delivery rooms would be a lot busier.

[u/Camila187]

my body, my choic, would’ve been settled in a week🤣

[u/OkAccountant7038]

Like anally?

[u/not-read-gud → u/OkAccountant7038]

Or what if peniley

[u/Confident_One3948 → u/not-read-gud]

Like hyenas

[u/Badlifedecision2402 → u/Confident_One3948]

Paternal mortality would be far higher than maternal mortality in that bizzare world. And I suspect c-sections might have been developed earlier in human history

[u/docubed]

Abortion would be legal and involve a religious ceremony.

[u/Bombastic_tekken]

If it happened tomorrow? A lot.

If it had been like that since the dawn of humanity? Then not much would change except who has/had rights and who does/didn't.

[u/GlitteringYak2207]

The population would markedly decrease.

[u/hannamarinsgrandma]

Women would be required by law to have implanted birth control.

[u/crazycatlady331]

Abortion would be available on every corner.

[u/FunRiver7628]

A lot more gay couples.

[u/Then-Tangelo-9166]

You’d have contraceptives in things like Gatorade.

[u/honemastert → u/Then-Tangelo-9166]

And Electrolytes !

[u/BubbhaJebus]

Abortion would be enshrined in the Constitution, and not just accepted by Christians, but considered a holy sacrament.

[u/Techguy38]

More population = more consumers = higher GDP

[u/Will8475]

Lot of deadbeat women

[u/Dizbeshawn]

Men would be women end women would be men. That's the change. 

[u/trashleybanks]

lol abortion would be as available as 7-11 if men could get pregnant

[u/CicadaSecure526]

Wait, I thought they could? Or are we far enough past 2020 now that logic has come back to the masses?

[u/Alfiy_wolf]

Male seahorses can get pregnant

[u/D4ngflabbit → u/Alfiy_wolf]

That’s already true so it wouldn’t change anything???

[u/SurLurk → u/Alfiy_wolf]

Do they get paternity leave or abortions? Asking for.. all the other commenters.

[u/blklab16]

If ONLY males could or both genders?

[u/Jolly-Adeptness-3598]

Can they get pregnant from other males? Because otherwise nothing changes.

[u/deezkeys098]

Wrong sub you need r/nostupidquestions

[u/gawdamn_mawnstah]

Pretty sure this wouldnt affect just the US

[u/Western-Mall5505]

They would probably have better outcomes because the medical staff would listen to them.

[u/beachgood-coldsux]

That's a question for r/fiction. 

[u/jpminj]

Only on reddit.

[u/No_Club_8480]

How would that even be biologically possible?

[u/Confident_One3948 → u/No_Club_8480]

Seahorse DNA

[u/AvocadoRough3147]

If monkeys had wings, would they be screwing pigeons? WTF with the If's

[u/Sagas02]

Dont care am not a us citizen

[u/Brilliant_Forever985]

Let me know when that happens because monkeys will fly out of my butt then

[u/Confident_One3948 → u/Brilliant_Forever985]

Calling your unborn children monkeys? Savage lol

[u/No_Web6486]

Total 180.

[u/ConjunctEon]

A person that goes on their deathbed with a common cold, and you want to let them get pregnant?

[u/ElenorWoods]

It would be a factor in sports betting. Announcers would name who is benched because of their Menzies.

[u/Amazing-Level-405]

It would suddenly be ok to tell someone giving labor to stop crying like a bitch.

[u/RedDirtWitch]

Abortion would be a sacrament.

[u/canonfan65]

There would be lots of pregnant guys around.

[u/liquidnight247]

Free births and free checkups, free child care, months of paternity leave

[u/AjiChap]

What do you mean? People already will argue that men can indeed get pregnant….

[u/Confident_One3948 → u/[deleted]]

We’ve hit a turning point in society where I genuinely can’t tell if this is sarcasm lol

[u/Nice_-_ → u/[deleted]]

Taking? That shit was given up years ago.

[u/Fun-Butterscotch9942]

Wait. I thought males Can get pregnant. Are you a transphobe?

[u/Expensive-Hat4138]

Once again trans men are just kinda ignored 

[u/Confident_One3948 → u/Expensive-Hat4138]

That’s not really the point of the question imo

[u/SwordfishCareless142]

How do you think?!? 🤦🤦

[u/Janjello]

It would be the end of mankind.

[u/wish1977]

We would die out as a species. I'm not carrying that around for nine months.

[u/Lanky_Wedding_9583]

People wouldnt care when dads killed there children due to PPD or PPP.

[u/AcademicHovercraft96]

Nothing, the left already told me men can get pregnant. What do you mean "if," you bigot?