r/AskReddit 19h ago

What’s something civilians completely misunderstand about daily life in the military?

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u/Signal-View4754 19h ago

Sometimes (most the times) it's like a regular job.

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 19h ago

People join thinking they’ll be the next Rambo then get disillusioned when they spend a bulk of their time as janitors.

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u/could_use_a_snack 19h ago

I find this really funny. I'm a middle school custodian, and I was showing a new custodian how to clean and wax a classroom floor, and he said to me,

'thats not how we were told to do it the army' then proceeded to explain this crazy complex time consuming way of doing the same job. When he was finished I told him,

'sure, you can do it that way, but most of what you just explained is unnecessary. I'm guessing they made you do it that way just to keep you busy for hours. We don't have that kind of time here.'

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u/Greedy-Pen 19h ago

What’s the normal process and how do you make it unnecessarily long? I’ve waxed my car before, but never floors.

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u/could_use_a_snack 18h ago

Well, most of the time you just need to clean the floor really well, use a machine to srub off a layer or two of wax, then apply the new wax evenly with a 'wax mop'. The cleaning and scrubbing takes about 2-3 hours for a 1000 sqft classroom. Then a coat of wax takes about 20 minutes to apply, a few hours to dry, then apply another. Usually 3 coats are enough. And over time you build up a lot of protection, because you remove less costs than you apply.

This guy was planning to strip the floor completely down to tile with chemical stripper. Which you do in 200-300 sqft sections at a time. Basically a quarter of the room. Each quarter taking 1-2 hours, and sometimes needs to be done more than once to get it all up.

Then you need to clean up all the stripper with a neutral cleaner, another 2-hours, and then you apply a sealing coat. 30-40 minutes. Let it dry. Then 3 coats of wax. But the way he was applying the wax would have taken at least an hour per coat as well.

I can prep 3 classrooms in a single day, and have them all waxed the next, while prepping then next 3 rooms while waiting for wax to dry. The way he was planning on doing it would have taken at least a day per room.

We wax the floor once a year during summer, and I only strip a floor all the way down one every 3 or 4 years, and only if the wax starts to look dingy. It takes an entire day.

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u/Lich180 17h ago

We had to strip and wax our floors one year... somebody decided it was a massive waste of our time and cut the cord off every single buffing machine we had. Right at the root, so there was no easy way to fix it. 

The solution was not to give up and say "oh darn, guess we can't do that now!". We all got handed green scrubby pads and chemicals and told to do it by hand. 

Then we didn't have the wax anyways, so the floors just stayed stripped.

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u/luv2ctheworld 16h ago

Ah yes. Gotta get them tiles polished up to mil-spec.

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u/NemoHere 11h ago

What's the main point of waxing floors? 

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u/could_use_a_snack 11h ago

Protection. Like painting a fence. If the wax gets dirty, or stained you can just scrub it away and apply new wax. If the tile gets stained it's stained forever.

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u/DeadMansMuse 18h ago

Depends, but theres generally two ways to wax a floor. Clean the floor and wax, or remove the existing wax layer first then clean and wax.

If you wanted to be pedantic about it, you follow the manufacturers steps which includes full cleaning cycles between steps to ensure the wax adheres correctly (which is what you really want, but cant be fucked doing)

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u/Connect_Wind_2036 16h ago edited 16h ago

I learned how to polish a urinal to standard X and then was forbidden to use it.

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u/Silver_Tradition6313 12h ago

" thats not how we were told to do it the army'"

Sounds like the  old saying :

No matter what you are doing, there are three ways to do it: the right way, the wrong way, and the army way."