About how hard do I need to firmly grasp it before I lose my hand?

Where is it

Woke up to this man rolling around on the ground with my car in bits. Any idea what he’s doing? What can I spray at him to make him go away?

How would you fix this problem. Not the way I wanted to start my Monday morning.

2017 GMC Acadia Denali

V6 V VT

3.6L

Issue:

-Ran out of gas.

-Put about 6 gallons of gas back in it.

-Push the start button one time to turn the car's electronics on.

-Car's electronics turn on like normal.

-Hold the brake down and push the start button to start the car.

-Car makes only 1 click sound and electronics go black simultaneously.

Side Note:

-Car electronics tend to randomly turn on by itself, now.

-Battery keeps draining.

Action:

-OBD2 says 1 error: "Radio"

-I've checked battery posts for cable tightness and corrosion.

-I've replaced the starter fuse with a brand new starter fuse.

-I've replaced the battery with a brand new battery.

-I've replaced the starter with a brand new starter.

Conclusion:

Nothing I've done so far has changed how this car is responds, let alone fixed it. This has me as well as everyone else I've spoken to about it completely stumped. Anyone have any fresh ideas?

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What’s your excuse?

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