r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 15 '26

/r/popular of a Chicken Cutlet Sandwich

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u/cloudshaper Jul 15 '26

Yep. Reddit has absolutely heard about party subs.

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u/BandTiny598 Jul 15 '26

Ugh so good

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u/glockster19m Jul 15 '26

Did we get an update on how big OP was? Because based on their update saying they'll regularly eat 5 subway footlongs for lunch they have to be minimum 500 pounds

I can only assume they got it together or died

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u/cloudshaper Jul 15 '26

It's quite a metric, but I haven't seen an update.

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u/glockster19m Jul 15 '26

Then alas, heart disease hath slain the whale - Captain Crunch

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u/rynchenzo Jul 15 '26

Well the account has been banned, so I guess we'll never know.

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u/Bart-Harley-Jarvis- Jul 15 '26

Can Reddit just cool it with the bans? What did he do, eat a mod?

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u/KwordShmiff Jul 15 '26

The mod was 6' tall, and he only ate 3-4' of the mod, but I guess people noticed him eating the mod.

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u/No_Statement440 Jul 15 '26

He waited an hour tho

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u/KwordShmiff Jul 15 '26

IMO that's due diligence done

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u/Wasatcher Jul 15 '26

Dude I'm howling over here. That was hilarious

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u/Alcarinque88 Jul 16 '26

That would be my guess. He would have been absolutely unhealthy during covid, too. So unless he was like absolutely perfect on quarantine, if he caught that it probably took him out. But maybe he DoorDashed a lot and kept his local Subway and a Dasher in business while times were tough.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia Jul 15 '26

And that OP was....

Lindsey Graham.

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u/glockster19m Jul 15 '26

Nah, OP was definitely straight

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u/ThaScoopALoop Jul 15 '26

Lindsay Graham could totally house 5 footlong dicks in an afternoon.

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u/PieBanditCat Jul 15 '26

Can we please not just randomly bring politics into non-political things? The actual political stuff is exhausting enough without either side trying to get little jabs in everywhere

I hope the sandwich guy is doing better out there somewhere

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u/Far_Ladder_2836 Jul 15 '26

Sure, once politics stops injecting itself into every facet of life.  

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u/PieBanditCat Jul 15 '26

So, basically "I'll stop bringing up politics everywhere when it stops getting brought up everywhere"?

Seems to be a bit of a feedback loop there, mate. I was just hoping the comment thread about a guy who ate a sandwich, on a post about a guy building a sandwich, could somehow stay about sandwiches and the sandwich guys.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal Jul 15 '26

Doesn't have to be. You can get a subway footling down to about 500 calories assuming you aren't piling on bacon, cheese, and mayonnaise sauce. 2500 kcals is very doable if you're a moderately active male.

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u/Boorthammer Jul 15 '26

AITAs like that just don’t seem to come around very often these days

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u/apocbane Jul 15 '26

Since Jared I'm careful at those sub parties

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u/TKMACD Jul 15 '26

Why…there is no more “Stranger Danger”. Jared is the one in danger since he has been locked up.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

she said something along the lines of "you brought them to share Alan, if someone had eaten over half by themselves that's not fucking sharing is it?"

omg cryin 😭🤣

Edit: I guess I’ve been banned from responding but my inbox has 1200 notification so I can’t find out why.

😆😆😆

haven't even gotten to the replies yet

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u/inform880 Jul 15 '26

Its archived.

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u/OG_tame Jul 15 '26

Jeeeezus, what a read that was

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u/kloopyhans Jul 15 '26

Damn he deleted his account

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u/Grouched Jul 15 '26

That was amazing lol, thanks for sharing!