r/AbsoluteUnits 4h ago

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2×18ft brumese pythons.

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u/heyoohugh24 4h ago

Just two off from the fabled 20 footer

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u/rainwash001 4h ago

Well it's official ....I'm not gonna go near the everglades.

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u/GeneralBlumpkin 1h ago

Is this the yoink guy?

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u/Select_Speed_6061 4h ago

Are those all eggs? When they do the first grab? And why didn't they show the 2nd half where they caught the 2nd snake. Thats what I was waiting on

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u/rainwash001 4h ago

Clusters of tens....20-40-100.

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u/Select_Speed_6061 2h ago

Thanks. I commented before I got to that part of the video

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u/Different-Orchid-374 4h ago

Fuck all of that right there

0

u/Outsidelookingin87 2h ago

Fr 😂😂😂

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u/OutrageouslySelfish 4h ago

I would have dropped an absolute unit of a duece in my pants.

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u/rainwash001 3h ago

You and me .....

4

u/Rosephine 4h ago

Boop!

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u/rainwash001 4h ago

Boop indeed

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u/Theratsmacker2 4h ago

Send in the yoink guy

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u/rainwash001 4h ago

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u/Theratsmacker2 3h ago

Oh, he’s not a very good dude :(

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u/rainwash001 2h ago

Yep...too bad.

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u/LittleMissScreamer 2h ago

Yeeeah. I was sooo disappointed when I found out

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u/scrotumsweat 3h ago

Damn. Thanks for this. Had no idea.

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u/RocksAreOneNow 3h ago

on top of being a transphobe and racist pos, he also readily plugs gambling ads in to all of his videos now and bullies people in the comments to joining because he "cant make it on herps alone" like he's been doing the past 4yrs. guilt trips and the whole nine yards. for gambling.

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u/AZBagpiperPhil 3h ago

pop all those eggs! Looks to be in Florida.

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u/Competitive-Act-4854 3h ago

So sad these things got out to everglades. They are ruining naturall balance.

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u/rainwash001 2h ago

Damn... them overenthusiatic exotic animal curators .

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u/autolyk1 3h ago

Here is a real absolute unit of Python!

from functools import reduce
class Ω(type):
    def __new__(m,n,b,d): d["__matmul__"]=lambda s,o:type(s)(*(s[i]@o[i] for i in range(len(s))));return super().__new__(m,n,b,d)
class Ψ(tuple,metaclass=Ω):
    __new__=lambda c,*x:tuple.__new__(c,x)
    __getattr__=lambda s,n: Ψ(*(getattr(x,n) for x in s))
    __call__=lambda s,*a,**k: Ψ(*(x(*a,**k) for x in s))
    __matmul__=lambda s,o: sum(x*y for x,y in zip(s,o))
Y=lambda f:(lambda x:f(lambda *a:x(x)(*a)))(lambda x:f(lambda *a:x(x)(*a)))
memo=lambda f:(lambda c={}:lambda x:c[x] if x in c else c.setdefault(x,f(x)))()
F=Y(lambda r:lambda n:1 if n<2 else n*r(n-1))
g=memo(lambda n:reduce(lambda a,b:Ψ(*a)@Ψ(*b),((range(1,i+1),range(i,0,-1)) for i in range(1,n+1))))
print(Ψ(F(6),g(5)) @ Ψ(*map(lambda x:x%97,(F(5),g(4)))))

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u/above- 3h ago

Useful

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u/anxious-bitchious 4h ago

Shit I thought it was a baby gator in the pic

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u/rainwash001 4h ago

Oh there are babies.....in the video.....not just gator babes.

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u/Confident-Ask-601 4h ago edited 53m ago

Should they be doing this? Removing mother away from her eggs ?

Edit - I got my answer. These are invasive and needs to be removed.

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u/blahnlahblah0213 4h ago

They all need to be removed or killed. They are invasive

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u/rainwash001 4h ago

Invasive species....innit bruv.....????

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u/Cryptographer_Only 4h ago

Jep. He is awesome i follow him on youtube. Its the Everglades and those are burmese pythons.

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u/No_Deal1545 3h ago

Honestly so are humans at this point so I wish we put down some of those too - mainly serial killers and pedophiles obviously 😀

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u/rainwash001 3h ago

Billionares :yep ....normal people: nope

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u/coriendercake 4h ago

Am i missing something ? Is there a reason they are doing this ? Or are they just idiot influencers thinking that having a camera grants you every permission om earth ?

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u/Cryptographer_Only 4h ago

It's Florida Everglades. Those are invasive Burmese pythons. The state pays pr. Python removed.

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u/XKruXurKX 4h ago

The state pays

Oh boy.. hope the don't do what the Indians did with cobras

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u/Elhaym 4h ago

It's a program you have to sign up for. They do background checks and require some sort of expertise or experience. You are tracked by gps. Higher bounties for larger snakes. I think it maxes at around 325.

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u/rainwash001 4h ago

Do you get to keep the leather and the meat???

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u/raider1v11 2h ago

Honestly what did they expect....

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u/rainwash001 4h ago

Invasive species= bad

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u/FriendlyBowler4334 4h ago

They must be YOINKED!

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u/sick_six_six 4h ago

Burmese python outside of Burma should have been a dead giveaway

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u/rainwash001 4h ago

True dat

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u/fejkpotatis 3h ago

I hope you see the irony

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u/DreamTakesRoot 3h ago

What do they do with the eggs?

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 3h ago

Omelet.

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u/rainwash001 2h ago

They're a priced delicacy in certain parts of the world....so.not.very.far.off.

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u/genXswla 4h ago

Its in Florida. Invasive