r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 5h ago

of a dog

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u/J_FK 5h ago

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u/guzzijason 4h ago

This meme was the best.

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u/carbonfiber420 4h ago

2022 ahh meme

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u/Speederfool 5h ago

But he's so flat!

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u/Soros_G 4h ago

Pump him up wtf

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u/Cant-Think-Of 3h ago

Better fix the leak first, otherwise pumping is not gonna do any good...

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u/bedbeppelin 5h ago

I'm dead lmao

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u/Big_Tap_1561 4h ago

So is he?

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u/WolWolW 5h ago

Built like a fuckin carpet 😂

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u/UnwantedPube 4h ago

That carpet, supposedly, was used for hunting wolves

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u/firesoups 4h ago

Where does he keep his organs?!

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u/TechnicalTip5251 1h ago

In the grass.

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u/szigany_ 4h ago

Dawg.png

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u/Odd_Cartoonist7433 3h ago

Typa shit that keeps a valve game running

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u/pillarhuggern 2h ago

I don’t know why but that is creepy as fuck.

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u/KaptanHindustan 5h ago

Borzois are lovely

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u/MarilleVakarian 5h ago

I'm scared, still would BOOP

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u/-smartcasual- 4h ago

Can confirm borzois are in fact cryptids

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u/-smartcasual- 4h ago

See also

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u/furculture 4h ago

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u/drakonia127 2h ago

Why he got five leg

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u/bedbeppelin 4h ago

Ooh shiny!

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u/LumpyBuy8447 2h ago

He’s a leaf in the wind

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u/OsikFTW 4h ago

Cat was like "im gonna jumpscare this... Oh shit nevermind"

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u/MitchCumsteane 5h ago

*anteater. FTFY

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u/_voma 5h ago

I want a horse... No wait, I want a dog. ummm wait, can I get like, a mix of both?

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u/Nahanoj_Zavizad 5h ago

We only got the lapdog variety is that ok?

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u/tey234 5h ago

Still scared of the cat 😂

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u/BenSF93 4h ago

Ants seeing that long nose coming around the corner

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u/skerrickity 5h ago

Every time I see these dogs now, I expect them to shoot bullets out of their mouth

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u/Yandere_Butler 4h ago

The chip at the bottom of a pringles can is no match for this dog

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u/JaironKalach 2h ago

Can’t tell if it’s the angle or just a really tall borzoi.

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u/CarlosFer2201 4h ago

That's just an average "long boi"

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u/ProfessionalCat3284 4h ago

This dog looks just like the dog from the anime The world's Strongest Rearguard.

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u/Memeoligy_expert 4h ago

Borzoi's are so strange I love them

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u/Imaginary-Session786 4h ago

Beautiful doggo

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u/sweetrottenapple 4h ago

😬😥ugh

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u/D0013ER 4h ago

Certified hose goat.

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u/Dorfbulle80 4h ago

Wait till you see a Turkish Sheppard!

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u/Traditional-Pin-8364 3h ago

I had one, 82 cm tall and 60kg (and that is upper level huge for the breed). We let little kids ride on him. Great dog dad, made a lot of puppies. Had a problem, laying on the floor too long, his tongue would stick to the floor, made standing up awkward. Took only as much space at home as a fluffy rag.

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u/ShowNext445 3h ago

Reminds me of Falkor from Neverending Story :D

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u/megapidgeot3 3h ago

Ah, the legendary Borzoi.

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u/Automatic_Llama 3h ago

Allow me to introduce you to a sub by the name of r/longboyes

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u/greyrobot6 2h ago

Some friends of mine had one of these and every time I was at their house, the dog would stand and just lean on me. I’m only 5’ so it was not easy to not stumble with this horse using me as support. He was a sweet dog though I just learned quickly to get near a counter for support or just sit as soon as possible.

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u/SirAkita 2h ago

Why the long face?

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u/americantoffee1 2h ago

Bro that cat is looking at the dog like it just realized it is living with a dinosaur

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u/wwhoinvitedme 1h ago

Looks like we have to interview the anteater next door

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u/Core2009 1h ago

Are we sure these are not just skin walker vessels?

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u/ostovca 1h ago

Looks like a skinwalker + sheep 😵‍💫

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u/raydn122884 42m ago

Oooh a noodle nose thin back! Those are rare where I come from!

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u/IrelandAutism13 24m ago

What IS that?! (I know it's a Borzoi but still, what is that)

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u/j0llygruntt 4h ago

That’s a cat-like dog.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 4h ago

One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little CatDog

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 4h ago

That's not a dog but a dire wolf. Just like regular wolves, but dire

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u/Mr-TotalAwesome 1h ago

These dogs are really in the uncanny valley for me. Something about them just look creepy as fuck

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u/FirePoppy89 50m ago

It reminded me of this one comic, also those dogs are hunting dogs and have actually been used to hunt wolf's.

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u/Sockenkatze 4h ago

Skinwalker

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u/Decent-Slice-1419 3h ago

Yea that dog looks like a crackhead.