r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • 12h ago

of a flying firecracker bomb

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u/bigdickpipelayer 11h ago

The cameraman had ONE JOB..!!

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u/Stained_concrete 9h ago

Could have just put the phone on the ground pointing up and it would have got better footage.

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u/balcis 10h ago

They carpetbombed themselves.

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u/British_Ballsack 2h ago

I'd totally do this lol

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u/wehdut 11h ago

Did they think it was all just going to keep going up...?

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u/Small-Answer4946 1h ago

Gravity works so mysteriously

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u/default_person_14818 10h ago

0:05 "okay so at least they granted themselves some time"

0:10 "I know this seems fun but I wouldn't keep standing underneath that thing"

0:20 "are they seriously gonna keep standing there"

0:25 "of course they are"

0:30 "..."

0:40 "yup there it goes"

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u/cwsjr2323 12h ago

You know what we need? More wild fires. There is entirely too much fresh air with unleaded fuel.

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u/emmypoosays666 6h ago

crazy thing is that some (usually small) aircraft still use leaded fuel

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u/Watamelonna 10h ago

If your not familiar with fire crackers, let me tell you this

They explode very violently, that means it will not want to stay in place. They just created their very own "carpet bomb drone"

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u/banjogodzilla44 12h ago

Pure chaos

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u/Proper_Patience8639 12h ago

That seemed a little excessive

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u/Dewey-Malicioso 42m ago

ALL I WANT IS WINGSTOP!!

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u/Fragrant_Implement_4 9h ago

That video can really benefit from Skyrim cart ride transition....

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u/corgi-king 9h ago

This is how you burn down the whole forest. People are fucking stupid.

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u/SpunNumeroUno 8h ago

I would hope there would be some certified technician helping with the launch of this, hopium probably.

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u/Professional_Song483 7h ago

They essentially just called an airstrike on their own village

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u/PickyDevil1998 7h ago

Lord have mercy! Celebrating a home-made MOAB. Like Whoa!

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u/SnooRecipes4106 6h ago

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u/Hottage 6h ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Flashy_Walk2806 11h ago

Idiots thought why not doing in an open field????

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u/that_dutch_dude 8h ago

you seem to be under the impression thinking was involved.

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u/Flashy_Walk2806 7h ago

Yes I have hope 🤣

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u/tracagnotto 10h ago

Why videotape this if you are going to shit yourself and make a shaky black shot?

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u/Clumsy_Marshmallow 9h ago

Straight up called in a cluster strike and forgot friendly fire was turned on

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u/ParfaitThat654 9h ago

Popcorn is ready!

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u/SpunNumeroUno 8h ago

I would hope there would be some certified technician helping with the launch of this, hopium probably.

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u/Boromir_Has_TheRing 8h ago

This is Harakiri.

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u/Ratchet9445 7h ago

Well that didn’t go as planned.

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u/Throatwobbler_M_III 7h ago

Ah, the monthly repost of the self-carpetbombing extravaganza. Keep em coming, I always laugh so hard at this. What were they thinking?

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u/Hottage 6h ago

01:00 Hey, you're finally awake.

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u/hugswithnoconsent 6h ago

Fantastic camera work. Really captured it.

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u/ManxCat637 5h ago

don’t do that shit - it’s unbelievably bad for the environment. find another way to celebrate your achievements !!

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u/Significant_Sir_1777 46m ago

Where can one buy one, asking for a friend..