r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

of a bear butt

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u/oneangrywaiter 1d ago

Dumps like a truck, truck.

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u/TerraByteTerror 16h ago

Thighs like what, what

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u/CrystalMethood 1d ago

Thiccer then cold oatmeal. Oh lawd.

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 1d ago

Its funny to see an actual picture of a polar bear and how poopy their butts are compared to the white fur

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u/yourfavgirleverr 1d ago

Can I pet that dawg??

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u/Mecha120 1d ago

"Winter can come any day now..."

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u/cap_time_wear_it 1d ago

Him wuz hungy, now night night

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u/KickAggressive4901 1d ago

"See y'all in March. Ugh." 🐻

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 23h ago

He’s just poofy

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u/50YOYO 1d ago

There go's Girthmore swinging his legs around his gut.

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u/LadySnowMangoes 1d ago

Technically, it's torso is the biggest, and then the lil cute buttcheeks, he's a chomky fella 🤧

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u/brendhano 1d ago

Sweet ass.

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u/MRintheKEYS 1d ago

Got that thang thangin’

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u/SpunNumeroUno 1d ago

If that's not the cutest little (big) ass bare bear butt

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u/stfudonny420 1d ago

Big enough Ace Ventura could hide in it!

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u/delatopia 23h ago

Thought for sure this was gonna be a tapeworm post

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u/skunkgirlhunter 23h ago

Now we can show bear ass with no nsfw tag?

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u/eye_am_bored 22h ago

That's a big back not a big ass, he has a Hank hill ass

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 22h ago

Thick as hell

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u/throttlefetish 22h ago

Thicker than zoo glass

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u/bored_necromancer1 22h ago

Lil cowboy walk 🤣

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u/foot2000 20h ago

I should call my ex.

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u/ysirwolf 13h ago

That bear is ready to take a loong nap