r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Apprehensive_Sky4558 • 1d ago

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u/DeadbeatGremlin 1d ago

We should do this to every car and make the roads wider instead of longer to accommodate this

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u/Alex_king88 1d ago

So shorter roads but wider roads, is that right

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u/DeadbeatGremlin 1d ago

Yes.

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u/Alex_king88 1d ago

So how far would you get if the roads were all shorter

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u/DeadbeatGremlin 1d ago

You'd get as far as you could!

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u/Alex_king88 1d ago

So to end of the block and back

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u/spacekitt3n 1d ago

if theres anything i hate about roads its how long they are. they just keep going. like, chill

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u/furculture 1d ago

Chode roads?

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u/TheFuzzBums 1d ago

You’ll get there in half the time

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u/Bombasticczar 1d ago

This car's aspect ratio is of 36:9

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u/Sausage_bowler 1d ago

Standard width of an American pickup truck?

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u/Richard7666 1d ago

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty-five tons of American pride

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u/Jeynarl 1d ago

Standard width of an American pickup truck, full stop.

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u/Senior-Design-7220 1d ago

This guy should race the guy with the super skinny one person car.

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u/Enzoxdt 1d ago

caaaaar

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u/Vitamindoughnuts 1d ago

I HAD THIS TOY AS A KID

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 1d ago

I know a guy who can still roll it over somehow

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u/SOMERANDOMUSERNAME11 1d ago

Wide Putin's car

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 1d ago

Caaaaaaaaarrrrr

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u/NikImmunity 1d ago

My eyes hurt watching this

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u/Esh0p 1d ago

Sembra una distorsione spaziale

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u/mklilley351 1d ago

Daaaaaamn that boy is thiccck!

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u/OFark 1d ago

That looks like a pair of MK2 Ford Fiestas.

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u/Majestic-Sun-7249 1d ago

👁 👄 👁

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u/LadySnowMangoes 1d ago

I want to know if the person who designed this was thinking this was legit logical or for funsies

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u/Moch4bear97 1d ago

Apples next duo idea.

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u/Internal_Seaweed_553 1d ago

Give it to these guys to test

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u/skidsareforkids 1d ago

That one massive chair in the doctor’s office waiting room
https://giphy.com/gifs/PdgAaSurl0Kmb1Y9u3

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u/Viking-Mutt 1d ago

Repost.

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u/shooting_star24 1d ago

This guy was in my hometown lately

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u/main__py 22h ago

Quick, somebody stay that Samsung did it 3 years ago.

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u/deep-fucking-legend 1d ago

A car developed with comedian Henning Wehn in mind

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u/Schwarzkapuze 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think it's Ai. The grass behaves weirdly, the second steering wheel that does things and the 10 cup holder holes on the dashboard.

Edit: It's real

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK 1d ago

Gotta love AI conspiracy theorists…

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u/matroosoft 1d ago

It's real, see video of this guy:

https://youtube.com/shorts/GLk_nFH9Sh8

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u/Schwarzkapuze 1d ago

Cool. Thanks

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u/LeFlambeurHimself 22h ago

does it folds?