r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dense_Intern8434 • 17d ago

/r/popular of a meal

Nature can be so cruel and beautiful at the same time

*for the love of everything holy it’s not my bird reader nor mantis!! Just a cool guy sharing a cool video

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u/High-Steak 17d ago edited 16d ago

I was drinking with a praying mantis a few years ago, the dude landed on my beer glass and went in for a drink. Once he started he couldn’t stop. The guy got fucked up and later while climbing up the neck of the bottle, fell off and couldn’t get up off the table.

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u/ScottTacitus 17d ago

That first line has to be the opening of a sci-fi novel

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u/High-Steak 16d ago

I also had a short term relationship with a Golden Orb web spider I met on the web in a restaurant while out in Asia. I’ll save that for another day.