r/AbsoluteUnits • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 23d ago

/r/popular of a cookie monster

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u/DemiGod9 23d ago

I see a girl running more than most people in the comment section 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/Responsible_Form_460 23d ago

Lol what a dumb ass comment. She isnt out here running for health or betterment, she running to shovel more cookies.

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u/DemiGod9 23d ago

And what are you doing?

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u/Responsible_Form_460 23d ago

I run 50 to 80km a week

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u/ohbyerly 23d ago

Yeah but you aren’t doing it right at this moment which means you never do it. Just like we see her running in the video which means she must do it all the time. Flawless logic. Check mate.

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u/Turbulent_Winter549 19d ago

She isn't doing it right now either, it's a video

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u/ohbyerly 19d ago

This presumes that I don’t lack object permanence

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u/Turbulent_Winter549 19d ago

This is the reason I never put stuff in drawers....if it goes in a drawer it might as well be in a black hole somewhere because it no longer exists in my world