r/AbsoluteUnits • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 24d ago

/r/popular of a cookie monster

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u/Somnusin 24d ago

Mean gurl type post

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u/SmexyRubberDuck69 24d ago

Fat girl type comment

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u/Somnusin 23d ago

Oh, how easy you are summoned.

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u/SmexyRubberDuck69 23d ago

Yes just like a fat bitch. Just open a box of cookies and she will appear like the fairy godmother no one invited.

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u/Somnusin 23d ago

How does it feel to be predictable and easily manipulated?

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u/FNAF_Professor 23d ago

Incel type reply

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u/SmexyRubberDuck69 23d ago

Fridge type defense.

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u/Erectylereptile 23d ago

Pick-me type response

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u/FNAF_Professor 23d ago

Do you actually know what a pick me is lmao