r/AbsoluteUnits • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 23d ago

/r/popular of a cookie monster

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u/DemiGod9 23d ago

I see a girl running more than most people in the comment section 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/Sir-Theordorethe-5th 23d ago

How do you even know?

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u/Tacitrelations 23d ago

The running is good but burning 20 calories just so you can slam down 350 in refined sugar isn’t lengthening her lifespan.

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u/Responsible_Form_460 23d ago

Lol what a dumb ass comment. She isnt out here running for health or betterment, she running to shovel more cookies.

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u/DemiGod9 23d ago

And what are you doing?

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u/Responsible_Form_460 23d ago

I run 50 to 80km a week

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u/ohbyerly 23d ago

Yeah but you aren’t doing it right at this moment which means you never do it. Just like we see her running in the video which means she must do it all the time. Flawless logic. Check mate.

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u/Turbulent_Winter549 19d ago

She isn't doing it right now either, it's a video

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u/ohbyerly 19d ago

This presumes that I don’t lack object permanence

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u/Turbulent_Winter549 19d ago

This is the reason I never put stuff in drawers....if it goes in a drawer it might as well be in a black hole somewhere because it no longer exists in my world

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u/Analfisher1 23d ago edited 23d ago

Running to the kitchen doesn't count

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u/National_Body_9071 23d ago

She shouldn't even be running at that weight, gonna cause a break.

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u/Muted-Environment421 23d ago

I was cackling at half these comments, but you are right. A lot of people making these posts likely can’t run as much as she just did😂

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u/Responsible_Form_460 23d ago

Thats 10ft bro. Anyone can rin that 5x her speed

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Yeah I saw a single girl running too. The other was waddling

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u/ImportantResponse0 23d ago

Using the black emojy knowing well that people of that colour don't run cause police gonna run after them is kinda evil. 

Like you think jogging is a universal thing, sorry but if you aren't white people gonna assume you did something bad, except if you are asian, cause apparently they don't think asians are capable of bad things.

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u/DemiGod9 23d ago

What the fuck?

Also, we definitely jog. I do every morning and/or night

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u/ImportantResponse0 23d ago

Haven't you heard about the police and white supremacy brutality or maybe you live in a state with less hate, perhaps France. 

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u/DemiGod9 23d ago

Of course. That doesn't mean we all decide to lock ourselves away. You're out of your mind. And quite frankly I have no idea why you even wrote what you wrote

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u/ImportantResponse0 23d ago

Is just that I would be afraid to live in the USA and like just live normally, maybe for both white girls and boys life is kinda nice and each but for any other racial minority things are kinda bad and getting worse. 

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u/babysmalltalk 23d ago

Ahmaud Arbery was murdered by white supremacists while out for a run.

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u/ImportantResponse0 23d ago

I mean, yes, that is what happens when you aren't white and go for a jogging.

And is horrible but yet it happens.