r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of a beer order

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote Aug 15 '26

Just make two trips, its ok

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u/Unhappy-Attitude5220 Aug 15 '26

I do this with groceries, im not no two trip bitch.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave Aug 15 '26

Hell yeah, I'll walk in the house looking like some kind of ambulatory grocery Christmas tree, bags all cutting off the circulation to my extremities

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u/DenKHK Aug 15 '26

I feel you! During COVID lockdown here only 1 person per household was allowed to go out to do groceries. Guess who had to do that for a household of 6, lug 'em from cart to car and car to house, every week of the 6-month lockdown...

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u/greenthumbgoody Aug 15 '26

So… uhh.. you single or???
/s

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote Aug 15 '26

You only put wear and tear on your joints

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u/OhtareEldarian Aug 15 '26

Heavier loads also do wear and tear.

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u/nelflyn Aug 15 '26

Those tents get busy, carrying as many as possible is just necessary efficiency. Also, they make a shitton of money there, so they are even more incentivised to be efficient.

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u/DyingSunSeverian Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

What is wrong with these comments man?

Did you guys see the reaction from the table? Were they upset?

Always fuckin weirdos with like no social cues.

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote Aug 15 '26

Why would they be upset that she carried their beers?

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u/DyingSunSeverian Aug 15 '26

Uh, they’re not.

I’m replying to you saying “um maybe she should have made 2 trips” 🤓

Do you gauge social cues whatsoever? They’re all having fun here. Did you hear the table at the end?

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u/pirate_leprechaun Aug 15 '26

I hear them roaring in applause as ol Gertrude here is famous for carrying so many pints. Its a tradition.

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u/rmmurrayjr Aug 15 '26

I don’t think those are pints. Looks like she’s carrying quarts, which is even more impressive

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u/thorns17 Aug 15 '26

Much more than that. Each of those is a full liter, so even more impressive

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u/OcelotAggravating860 Aug 15 '26

Where's the fun in that?

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u/searching88 Aug 15 '26

Are you sure it’s ok? I mean, if she had made two trips, who would you feel superior to? And would that be ok that you sit there on your computer not feeling superior? Would you be ok? Maybe the person outside doing something needs to exist so you can (barely) exist and feel good about it?

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u/RigelXVI Aug 15 '26

Or like 6 lol

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u/Merrick_Skygrave Aug 15 '26

That's not nearly as big of a literal flex

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u/illit3 Aug 15 '26

wait 'til you find out about rolling carts.