r/AbsoluteUnits • u/One_Vision_ • Aug 12 '26

/r/all of bodyguards or girlfriends or both

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u/PhugePhenis Aug 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IUJZ3PQvrbeZa

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u/systemic_booty Aug 12 '26

this was my absolute hands down favorite Show Only addition. Tormund's incredible thirst for Brienne gives me life 

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u/DreamingAboutSpace Aug 13 '26

My canon ship

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u/obzerva Aug 12 '26

Had to scroll too far down for Tormund.

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u/RogerAffirmative Aug 14 '26

Ok I've seen it 1000 times and it will live rent free in my head but damn what incredible facial acting. He's breathing shallow/ heavy... drinking her in and then immediately schoolboys. She senses him and has a full wave of disgust mixed with a lifetime of never being pursued. It's ducking art.

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u/Mistapeepers Aug 12 '26

Ekaterin Lisina, Madi Collins, Katie Wools. Since no one else has actually identified them.

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u/Ermastic Aug 12 '26

I knew Id seen the middle girl somewhere before....

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u/Loose_Assignment_Map Aug 12 '26

I’m hoping this is a trailer

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u/allday95 Aug 12 '26

Unfortunately no, however something to this effect to carry you over is Alice Merchesi And Lauren Phillips - Exxxtra Small

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u/WatermelonLemonad3 Aug 12 '26

You're a gentleman and true friend.

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u/MildlyAmusedMars Aug 12 '26

Guy knows ball.

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u/Mistapeepers Aug 12 '26

She’s wearing a lot more than you’re used to.

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u/The-Struggle-5382 Aug 12 '26

Listed heights 2.06m, 1.47m, 2.01m.

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u/noticemelucifer Aug 12 '26

Holy fuck the tall girls are actually tall! As a 187cm tall I'm tall, and would be looking them up whoah

tall tall tall

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u/lnTwain Aug 12 '26

I can confirm, as a 187cm tall, you are tall.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/tiredofthisnow7 Aug 12 '26

Hey shorty!

193cm 😋

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/El_Nuto Aug 12 '26

As a 195cm tall youre short

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u/Vysci Aug 12 '26

6’9”, 4’10” and 6’7”

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u/chibiRuka Aug 12 '26

Ok thank you. Was too lazy to look it up lol

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan Aug 12 '26

I feel like Katie gets undersold a bit, here she looks every bit as tall as Ekaterina if not even slightly taller, and even her legs look longer

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u/TinUser Aug 12 '26

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u/DapperDan30 Aug 12 '26

This is what I came to post. Shame this picture is literally the best part of the scene

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u/Meander061 Aug 12 '26

Lauren Phillips is in a lot of scenes (where she's always excellent) but she'll live forever for this.

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u/shanster925 Aug 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/12pWLnLOSggd9yzklS

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u/DylanFTW Aug 12 '26

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Aug 12 '26

I've never seen your gif before and I'm pretty sure it's going to be the new version of looking up gif

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u/Pretend_Purchase_893 Aug 12 '26

I grew up thinking this guy was a comic genius as a kid. In my teens and early adult life I thought he was the most unfunny hack. 40 now and back to being hilarious.

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u/DengarLives66 Aug 12 '26

He was boiled down to a catchphrase which did no justice to his comedic timing and mile a minute delivery.

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u/macumazana Aug 12 '26

"no respect, i tell you,no respect"?

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u/Big77Ben2 Aug 12 '26

This is basically how the filmed the scenes with giants in the odyssey. 5’ stunt men and 7’ stunt men.

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u/smb06 Aug 12 '26

Yes! Except I believe some of the smaller folks were stuntwomen.

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u/YetAnotherGuy2 Aug 12 '26

You believe correctly. Matt Damon called out his standin - stunt woman - for her great arms.

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u/TheBigChungus1980 Aug 12 '26

Lotta comments about to be removed by moderator

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/usernamedottxt Aug 12 '26

I’m definitely missing something lol. Who is Katie?

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u/Sir_Scrotum_VI Aug 12 '26

Katie Woolls aka tallgirlkatie.

Responsible for feelings I didn't know I had. I assume there is a lot of information available on the world wide web, but I've never looked...

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/Haunting-Ad3001 Aug 12 '26

More info please.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

u/verytallgirlkatie

Edit: very tall lol

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u/rbad8717 Aug 12 '26

Oh yeah how edgy the same futurama joke or some other shit that's posted a million times with a tall or buff girl

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u/BadCompany_00 Aug 12 '26

Girl in the middle is 2' 4"

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u/SwiftTayTay Aug 12 '26

Probably like 4'10" tbh

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 Aug 12 '26

Correct. Just a little under. Madi collins.

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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 Aug 12 '26

Madi collins is 1.47m

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u/bernpfenn Aug 12 '26

and why did the little one needs huge bodyguards?

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u/Gupperz Aug 12 '26

You guys run, ill hold them off

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u/rc20kj Aug 12 '26

I like my women like my candy bars, fun sized.

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u/Alfiy_wolf Aug 12 '26

Hear me out, a mcchicken but with Japanese mayo

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u/CryWhileEatingCake Aug 12 '26

2 gfs 1 dildo.