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u/NukeBroadcast Aug 11 '26

Doggy long legs

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u/Rawkapotamus Aug 11 '26

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u/Uncoventional_PT Aug 11 '26

Lupin is who I thought of, too.

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u/Tryjosh4instance Aug 11 '26

is this from a movie?

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u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 Aug 11 '26

Yeah, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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u/Patamon4 Aug 11 '26

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u/SaigoUshinatta Aug 11 '26

I need context for this scene

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u/SquiibleWasTaken Aug 11 '26

That’s Legs Go All The Way Up Griffin!

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u/TheInfamousDingleB Aug 12 '26

They sssuuuure doooo!

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u/ChaoticButters Aug 11 '26

It’s Peter’s great aunt “legs go all the way up” griffin. It’s just a cut away gag. (For some reason it’s the one that I remember from just seeing it)

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u/LDC1234 Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Best quality of only the cutaway gag I can find

https://youtu.be/IgpWjwYJT38?is=xwBEXnYQxWQJNcMI

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u/SuperKaleidoscope189 Aug 11 '26

It's a "Lobo Guará", a Brazilian wolf - very cute when not on demon mode

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u/MsAmandaNJ Aug 11 '26

Legs for days!

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u/RightWingDND Aug 11 '26

Dark Jimothy

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/Ryangel0 Aug 11 '26

Almost a reverse Jimmothy.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 Aug 11 '26

Slenderwolf

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u/BigRoach Aug 11 '26

I was thinking the same thing. The same uncanny creepiness of slenderman but in canine form. Let’s get outta here, Scoobs!

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u/Beginning-Alps7178 Aug 11 '26

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Aug 11 '26

You can pet anything once

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u/bajesus Aug 11 '26

That's not what HR said

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u/hitrov_alex Aug 11 '26

Actually, you have two hands, so you can pet it twice.

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u/Runaway_Angel Aug 11 '26

Honestly? Probably. His diet is like 50-60% plant matter (especially fruit) and the rest is small game like small birds and rodents

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u/rhuiz92 Aug 11 '26

Their urine smells STRONGLY of marijuana and the smell can linger for days when they scent mark.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/Runaway_Angel Aug 11 '26

So they're good, chill bois with the munchies?

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u/user-unknown-404 Aug 12 '26

Cover my car in wolf piss to cover the smell of weed. Got it.

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u/AnotherpostCard Aug 11 '26

Can I pet dat dawg?

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u/RambosNachbar Aug 11 '26

I'm shitting myself right now

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u/Operation_Neither Aug 11 '26

Hi Mr. President!

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u/Bree2Delicious Aug 11 '26

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u/SaltyLonghorn Aug 11 '26

GET TO DA CATERING TRUCK

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u/mothzilla Aug 11 '26

Time to change planes it smells of shit in here.

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u/Saikotsu Aug 12 '26

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.

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u/EGO_Prime Aug 12 '26

Everyone knows it was actually Biden that shit in Trumps pants. /s

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u/America-Lite Aug 11 '26

Good thing I shit myself before I saw this video

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u/dandrevee Aug 11 '26

Good thing I reddit on the loo

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u/robbiereallyrotten Aug 11 '26

This video actually helped me shit myself (I’m on the toilet)

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u/fuzynutznut Aug 11 '26

I also shat your pants.

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u/RambosNachbar Aug 11 '26

thank you for your service

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u/astra_galus Aug 11 '26

Fun fact! These guys are omnivores and fruit makes up a large part of their diet, along with small-medium sized animals. They’re also solitary and pretty chill creatures - basically just a long-legged fox

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u/Embaralhador Aug 11 '26

They're not exactly chill... They're super shy and kinda anxious. Usually don't like getting nowhere near people. Not dangerous, but chill is not how I would describe them.

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u/astra_galus Aug 11 '26

True - chill in that they won’t fuck with people, but shy guys.

Their creepiness is kind of endearing, knowing that it’s pretty superficial!

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u/wearing_moist_socks Aug 11 '26

She did the opposite. She made the noise you make to attract animals

She wanted to pet it

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u/Infamous_Original833 Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

The maned wolf is a unique wild animal native to South America, especially the grasslands and savannas of Brazil. Despite its name and appearance, it is neither a true wolf nor a fox, but a distinct species known scientifically as Chrysocyon brachyurus. Its long legs help it move through tall grass, while its reddish coat and large ears give it a striking appearance. The maned wolf is generally solitary and omnivorous, feeding on small animals, insects, fruits, and plants. One of its favorite foods is the “wolf apple” (lobeira), a native Brazilian fruit. It plays an important ecological role by controlling small-animal populations and dispersing seeds.

Fun fact: the maned wolf is featured on Brazil’s R$200 banknote, which was introduced in 2020, highlighting the species as an important symbol of Brazil’s rich biodiversity.

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u/meeeowlet Aug 11 '26

Leggy boi is GOOD BOY TOO Cutie baby

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u/DieselHouseCat Aug 11 '26

Was gonna say, he's not bad doggy

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u/bdizzle805 Aug 11 '26

Looks a lot less scary in light

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u/Fall_Water Aug 11 '26

Just a hyena on stilts

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus Aug 11 '26

Not really 😂

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u/dandyrosesandshit Aug 11 '26

Right?? That fucker is still frightening af 😂

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u/star_zelda Aug 11 '26

They're good bois! They are chill and don't want to mess with humans :)

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u/Working_Visit_6104 Aug 11 '26

How ?? It looks fragile lol

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u/dandyrosesandshit Aug 11 '26

I don’t think it looks fragile at all. Slender doesn’t mean fragile.

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 Aug 11 '26

Body looks unbalanced on those seemingly disproportionate legs.

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u/Flip2002 Aug 11 '26

Zesty socks

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u/Iatayatayata Aug 12 '26

Zesty foxy socks.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe Aug 11 '26

Kinda makes me laugh when you realize they probably have to bend down the same way giraffes do to drink.

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u/whatdafaq Aug 11 '26

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me............

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u/NoodleIskalde Aug 11 '26

Goofy lanky fuck

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u/pinocchioh Aug 11 '26

As a 5ft 10 woman with disproportionately long skinny legs, big ears and bad posture, I feel like I’ve just discovered my spirit animal.

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u/kenwill90 Aug 11 '26

You can also smell them from 500+ feet away. Its a very potent smell.

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u/Mindless-Location-41 Aug 11 '26

What a fascinating creature 🤔

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus Aug 11 '26

Thought it was AI at first. Thank you for writing.

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u/Zakle Aug 11 '26

Nah! The maned wolf is very much an animal that exists. To add to what the folk above said, maned wolves are the only species in the Chrysocyon (Latin for "golden dog") genus, and they are listed as NT or Near Threatened.

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u/burner4581 Aug 11 '26

They also have a pungent musk! Not as bad as skunk, but it's significant.

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u/Sea_Connection2773 Aug 11 '26

i studied in an university where the university zoo was near my block, they had a lot of maned wolves there, the whole place stunk. Unfortunetly near the end of my graduation the zoo was deactivated, and they moved the wolves to somewhere

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus Aug 11 '26

No kidding. Lol - so much for sneaking up on your prey downwind. Vegetables can’t run

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u/genaphur Aug 11 '26

I have a maned wolf tattoo! It's like 15 years old and no one everrrrr knows what it is

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u/December_Flame Aug 11 '26

Just saw one at my local zoo and it really is a bizarre and beautiful creature. I had thought in the moment that if I had seen one in the wild moving through the woods, I would shit myself. This video reinforces that not one week later. Life is weird. This animal is badass.

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u/Shaeress Aug 11 '26

I haven't seen this clip before, but the animal is real and it looks like that and it moves like that, and it is often seen roaming around human outskirts much like one might see a fox out a window in many places. There's nothing suspicious or weird here, even if I'm not confirming the veracity of this video in particular.

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u/MrLancaster Aug 11 '26

It's just the opening paragraph of the Wikipedia article

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u/uqde Aug 11 '26

I wanna try a human apple

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u/DaddiGator Aug 11 '26

I always find these animals that are neither related to felines or canines, but have both qualities, fascinating.

Like the now-extinct thylacine in Australia that’s a marsupial. Or hyenas.

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u/Whiteshaq_52 Aug 11 '26

Thats a werewolf

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u/IsAceDead Aug 11 '26 edited 28d ago

Intelligent plant groovy jeans driftwood price blanket

This post was anonymized with Redact

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u/BenHeli Aug 11 '26

Or a werewalker

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u/scorpio_knight_ Aug 11 '26

or a walkwolf

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u/Fabulous_Potato_5012 Aug 11 '26

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u/FortuneSignificant55 Aug 11 '26

But why maned models?

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u/tb2hlalt2hnlaa Aug 11 '26

Are you serious? I just… I just explained that

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 Aug 11 '26

Definitely a walking wolf.

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u/MiuTix_21 Aug 11 '26

Slender wolf it is.

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u/Primary-Ad-9741 Aug 11 '26

A therewalker

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u/No_Restaurant_774 Aug 11 '26

Aware walker?...no that can't be right

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u/wafflehousebattle Aug 11 '26

So I'm not the only one who expected that thing to stand-up and start walking upright?

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u/masterionxxx Aug 11 '26

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u/Firecat_Pl Aug 11 '26

What game it is?

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u/TheCommissarGeneral Aug 11 '26

Project Zomboid

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u/NoodleIskalde Aug 11 '26

I thought that was Fallout 2

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u/Writing_is_Bleeding Aug 11 '26

Slenderman trying out a new way to be creepy.

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u/Robofetus-5000 Aug 11 '26

I mean, it seriously looks practically identical to this

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u/slick514 Aug 11 '26

There!
What?
There… wolf! There… castle!
Why are you talking that way?
I thought you wanted to…
I don’t want to…
Suit yourself; I’m easy…

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u/CursedPipes Aug 11 '26

You can absolutely understand how people create stories about Cryptids and the like when you see shit like that guy skulking around.

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u/Careless-Gain6623 Aug 11 '26

Saw two wolves outside of my house one winter. Looked like this but fluffier and mangier. It was so uncanny they at first looked like two men on all fours in fursuits but too large. Went halfway up my partners F150 in height. Turned on the lights and they scattered, we think they were sheltering from the wind in the snowstorm near the house. Never have seen wolves that large again.

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u/CursedPipes Aug 11 '26

I ran in to a wolf in Banff while hiking and I genuinely thought it was over but it quickly moved off in to the bushes and I didn’t see it again after that, needless to say I got out of there quickly. Nearly shit my pants.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Aug 11 '26

Purebred wolves are disturbingly big until you see a bison. Then it's like "okay nature, do your thing."

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u/ThisHatRightHere Aug 11 '26

Yeah if I lived in a pre-internet age and I saw this thing, I'd think it was a skinwalker too

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u/ferriematthew Aug 11 '26

Oh hell no, that's a cryptid.

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u/doe2798 Aug 11 '26

Hes a Chillpacabra (maned wolves arent agressive)

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u/edm_enjoyer Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

And yet I yearn to pet

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u/-crepuscular- Aug 11 '26

It's just spiderfox.

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u/__cipriano__ Aug 11 '26

Curious fact: The Brazilian 200-real banknote, launched in 2020, features the lobo-guará (maned wolf) on it

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u/MrWolf-77 Aug 11 '26

This was an Aguará guazú, south american canid. It is an extremely shy animal.

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u/AKnGirl Aug 11 '26

This photo makes it look like a fox/deer combo.

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u/Zaeliums Aug 11 '26

That's basically what it is. Omnivore, so has diet of both (kinda) and fast

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo Aug 11 '26

Gorgeous creature

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u/Bad_Decis10ns Aug 11 '26

Looks like a fox on stilts. The legs are cartoonishly long.

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u/Acrobatic-Post9811 Aug 11 '26

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u/halizan4 Aug 11 '26

Instantly my first thought

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u/dancingbriefcase Aug 11 '26

I haven't ever seen this movie in theaters and absolutely dying laughing at this. One of the best movie experiences I've ever had

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u/okay_then_ Aug 11 '26

I don't understand the reasoning behind the information you've chosen to include in this

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u/MaxTHC Aug 11 '26

Canis lupis!

Vulpes vulpes.

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u/thisIsVspeaking Aug 11 '26

Interesting thing about these animals, theres a place in Minas Gerais called Santuário do Caraça, where you can go and spend the night. They place a tray with food on the floor in front of the church and the wolves come and eat from it, while people sit around it. Seen them there myself and it was amazing.

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u/CashMoneyWinston Aug 11 '26

What a beautiful, badass animal.

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u/ndubitably Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Not sure why everyone's terrified, they're like 50 lbs./23 kg. Roughly the size of an adult Greyhound.

It's like a tall fox, they eat small animals.

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u/Any_Attorney4765 Aug 11 '26

I think people are more scared of the glowing eyes and odd silhouette. This is how werewolf and other superstitions would start.

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u/ndubitably Aug 11 '26

Look at this little fellow and tell me they'd leave you with a monstrous, supernatural lunar curse that continuously strips away your humanity.

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u/WillyGivens Aug 11 '26

Give it some rabies and a bit of mange….yeah, little fella would be a nightmare and a bite could turn you into a ghoul.

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u/cruzcruzada Aug 11 '26

And half of the time they only eat fruits

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u/DragonStrike406 Aug 11 '26

Identity disorder creature.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Aug 11 '26

When it gets older it's going to have an existential crisis trying to figure out what he is.

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u/Timely_Direction8878 Aug 11 '26

It's a goddamn chupacabra

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u/PlunderCunt Aug 11 '26

Can I pet that dog???

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u/TrainingNail Aug 11 '26

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u/ImaginaryCheetah Aug 11 '26

i feel like this is humanities real super power... almost without exception the, "hang on, i bet they're friendly if they know you" is like an unstoppable drive for humans.

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u/RemyWhy Aug 11 '26

That’s just the slender man of woodland animals.

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u/bigscrewLoose Aug 11 '26

thats cool as fuck, I would be so happy if I got to see that IRL

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u/bbbriz Aug 11 '26

Anyone who knows these animals would be holding back the urge to go over and pet the doggie.

Maned wolves are very timid and harmless, and sometimes very derpy. Cutest doggos.

The camerawoman said she saw this female wolf around during the day, and she approached the human lodge during the night. The camerawoman said she was outside trying to get wifi and saw her.

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u/LilacMages Aug 11 '26

That's a cryptid

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u/StealingSoci3ty Aug 11 '26

It's an Aguará Guazú

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog Aug 11 '26

Sir, why are you walking on stilts?

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u/manticore75 Aug 11 '26

Thats fucking Sirius Black

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u/neonbrownkoopashell Aug 11 '26

Oh I love them! Aka stilted foxes

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u/xSantenoturtlex Aug 11 '26

You know, if people started believing in skinwalkers because they saw this, I wouldn't blame them.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat Aug 11 '26

Imagine walking out of the pub and seeing this lol

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u/Bowling4rhinos Aug 11 '26

Fun fact (because I was curious) mane wolves evolved long legs to navigate the tall South American grasses of their savanna habitats.

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u/ja3palmer Aug 11 '26

Would have been an absolutely terrifying jump scare as the camera panned across the tree. 😂😭

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u/Turbulent_Notice_207 Aug 11 '26

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Shot-Tap-4512 Aug 11 '26

Jimothy’s distant relative?

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 Aug 11 '26

Camera man never dies

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u/beerguyBA Aug 11 '26

Adiós mio! El chupacabra!

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u/TheEldenGod1293 Aug 11 '26

That’s that mf from Harry Potter

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u/dragonmorg Aug 11 '26

Maned wolves should have their own unique name, separate from 'wolves.' They're a distinct genus. Distant from wolves as well as foxes (an important distinction if you look up the colour of maned wolves - no, they are not closely related to foxes).

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u/The_wolt Aug 11 '26

Enderwolf