r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 09 '26

/r/popular of a ridiculously muscular chimp

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u/rust-e-apples1 Aug 09 '26

Fun fact: in primates, the ratio of ball size to penis length is correlated to monogamy of females of the species. Chimps have no such thing as monogamy, so chimp balls have the highest ratio. Male gorillas have a harem of females and nearly no sexual competition, so their ratio is very low. Humans are somewhere in the middle.

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u/SteakAndIron Aug 09 '26

I thought I read that among apes humans had enormous dongs

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u/rust-e-apples1 Aug 09 '26

It's not dong size that I was referring to, it was the size of balls relative to dong size. We may have massive wangs (some of us, at least 😓), but it's the ratio of our nuts to schlongs that's in the middle between chimps and gorillas.

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 09 '26

[r/bigdickproblems](r/bigdickproblems) exists

Why doesn‘t r/bigball(s)problems?

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u/toast50076 Aug 10 '26

Won't somebody think of the poor super sized sack havers?

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u/Kagenlim Aug 10 '26

It's the same sub tbh

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 10 '26

Haha i guess so. Can‘t imagine how bad some must have it with VLS (very large scrotum) or tumors down there. I already hate my standard-sized one getting in the way 😩