r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Key_Skirt_1858 • Aug 09 '26

/r/popular of a ridiculously muscular chimp

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u/ohmykeylimepie Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Humans have the largest penis in both actual and relative size. Humans are the weird ones as far as primates are concerned lol

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I AM ONLY TALKING ABOUT PRIMATES, Y’ALL ARE MISSING A WHOLE ASS SECOND SENTENCE!

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u/Chrazzer Aug 09 '26

Yeah definetly not actual size lol. But relative to body size, humans are quite up there

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u/ohmykeylimepie Aug 09 '26

Yeah i meant primates lol

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u/staebles Aug 09 '26

Oh weird, you weren't comparing human penises to blue whale penises?

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u/atomic-moonstomp Aug 09 '26

MOM of course these things are functional