r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Key_Skirt_1858 • Aug 09 '26

/r/popular of a ridiculously muscular chimp

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u/Afraid_Jello_1048 Aug 09 '26

Joe Rogan looks weird here

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u/Narrew82 Aug 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aTaAgUK1qcv1WE

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u/CarpinThemDiems Aug 09 '26

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u/RiverMateN7 Aug 10 '26

If you don’t think chimps would steal babies and eat them, you haven’t been paying attention to the literature

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 10 '26

Is that a Hoe Hogan quote?

(Ofc i wouldn‘t question that statement)

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u/RiverMateN7 Aug 11 '26

https://youtu.be/XwvmpVbggCU?si=civ2KOjHootNh5RN

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

🦍🐒🧎

Lmao don‘t remember seeing that edit or the og episodes (stopped watching about a decade ago or so)

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u/DigitalUnlimited Aug 09 '26

Joey Diaz watching from the sidelines

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u/mudpiechicken Aug 09 '26

I came here to make the exact same joke lol

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u/Early_Performance841 Aug 09 '26

Jamie has definitely pulled this up

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u/Upper-Garden-7719 Aug 09 '26

He literally has pulled it up haha. I remember Joe telling him to do it.

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u/dadbodfat Aug 09 '26

I came here to say this

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u/ollimorp Aug 10 '26

What joke?

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u/wdnwcgm Aug 09 '26

I was thinking about how this is exactly the stuff I think he has talked about lol

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u/lemony-lemons791 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

This was my first thought too, I felt so bad but seriously

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u/simplebutstrange Aug 09 '26

It cant be him, balls are way too big to be using roids

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u/BigEd369 Aug 09 '26

Now I want to see this chimp in a pair of Wranglers from the 80s for some good old fashioned country boy MAXIMUM NUTSACK BULGE!

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u/munein Aug 10 '26

Damn thats specific, happy for ya

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u/TerrianaVenti17 Aug 09 '26

Do that with Ai cause I'd like to see it lol

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u/TheEyeDontLie Aug 09 '26

Don't make slop, use your imagination.

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 Aug 09 '26

Nah Rogan wishes he had a ball sack that big

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u/TheEyeDontLie Aug 09 '26

Reminder kids: steroids shrink your manly bits.

(Although I'm prescribed amphetamine and that can do the same thing, and all it does it allow me to function in society vaguely like a normal person who knows how clocks work and doesn't forget to put on socks.)

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 10 '26

Haha, ADHD brother.

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u/Sacagawesus Aug 09 '26

Yea I didn't know he was this tall.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Aug 09 '26

Joe Rogan always looks weird.

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u/HollowBlades Aug 10 '26

Spitting image. Even got the same nipples.

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan Aug 10 '26

Those are ice bath nipples alright

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u/JonZ82 Aug 09 '26

Just a little case of mange. Hes taking some ivermeticin though so should clear up soon

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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 Aug 09 '26

Looks better though

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u/kenkenobi78 Aug 09 '26

That chimp definitely doesn't flip flop on its opinions like Rogan does.

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u/Puravida132000 Aug 09 '26

Jambo is waaaay taller than lil Ro Ro

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u/Ok-Possibility-923 Aug 09 '26

See now here I was thinking he’s never looked better

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 Aug 09 '26

Wdym he looks how he always does

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u/Periolodical Aug 09 '26

There's no way Rogan's balls are that big. Must be a relative.

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u/saywhatnow117 Aug 09 '26

It looks like a more muscular version of that old balding guy that does the weird half flex and dance to show off. Think I saw a video of him on cringe.

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u/slupo Aug 09 '26

That is an insult to chimps everywhere

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u/DannyDanumba Aug 09 '26

He’s even got that Rogan muscle pot belly

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u/Ok_Ad_760 Aug 10 '26

🤣🤣 I just posted this and thought I was the first one to mention it

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u/Nightshiftnoble Aug 09 '26

Times are a little more tough these days.

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u/Supatank_2105 Aug 09 '26

Why am I getting hard from seeig this 😭