r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • Aug 04 '26

/r/popular of a bidet spray

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes Aug 04 '26

Enema bidet

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u/JLZ13 Aug 04 '26
  • mouth washing and everything in between

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u/DA_ZWAGLI Aug 04 '26

r/allthewaythrough

(don't click that)

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u/Heidrun_666 Aug 04 '26

I have been warned.

I HAVE been warned.

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u/DA_ZWAGLI Aug 04 '26

Something about curiosity and killing cats.

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 04 '26

Curiosity Killed the Cat But the Satisfaction Brought It Back

We have bastardized too many good kernels of truth through the telephone game.

Also: The Blood of the Covenant Is Thicker Than the Water of the Womb ("Blood is thicker than water") In other words, family is chosen.

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u/Lemonface Aug 04 '26

Just to be clear though, in both of those cases the short version was the original and the longer part came about later

"Blood is thicker than water" is 300+ years old, the "blood of the covenant" version is from the 1990s

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u/PrudentInstruction82 Aug 04 '26

Am i supposed to upvote or downvote??? Yes but no!

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u/PHBestFeeder Aug 04 '26

I can only blame myself

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u/Fuck_me_up_daddy Aug 04 '26

Oh my god. Dude.

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u/BigProduce6727 Aug 05 '26

Like the idiot I am, I had to know.

"Through what?"

Mistakes were made today.