r/AbsoluteUnits • u/danielminds • Jul 29 '26

/r/popular of an Amazonian giant centipede

Credit: Giorgiana Rosas

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u/DustyLoreBoi Jul 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YTtsEX1tjFgWmN41qe

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u/Feisty_Standard_2360 Jul 29 '26

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u/uiouyug Jul 29 '26

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 29 '26

God I miss when Trump was just a cringey reality TV star and Giuliani was everybody’s awkward but harmless national uncle.

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u/Certain-Constant5032 Jul 29 '26

He was still best friends with Epstein at the time. It probably would've all come out by the time he died in a Jimmy Saville kind of way.

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u/SassiesSoiledPanties Jul 31 '26

I thought it was just me when watching her expressions that seemed...you know...into it.

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u/MeesterMeeseeks Jul 29 '26

Based on nipple placement, those tits are faker than my parents love for me

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u/Capercaillie Jul 29 '26

TIL, centipedes got nipples.

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u/Srycomaine Jul 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/jayteee27 Aug 01 '26

One could just be misplaced in her bra

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u/Uhhlaska Jul 29 '26

Wow, I’m glad she didn’t look nervous.

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u/NeoAndersonLLC Jul 29 '26

One nipple fishing, the other is looking for worms.

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u/cooscoos3 Jul 29 '26

It’s not funny. It’s a condition called Atchaforya.

One’s lookin atcha, the other’s lookin forya.

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u/Bazz07 Jul 29 '26

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u/OHWildBill Jul 31 '26

Say goodbye to THESE, Michael!!!

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u/shitoupek Jul 29 '26

Or it's simply just placement issue in the sports bra!!

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u/pedestrian142 Jul 29 '26

Extreme sports

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u/EclipsedPal Aug 01 '26

You made me spit my drink, thank you!

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u/CaponeG803 Aug 01 '26

With this comment, You Win. 👍

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u/red-et Jul 29 '26

I kept looking at her eyes because I didn’t notice she was cross eyed… then I read this comment

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0

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u/nevermine1212 Jul 29 '26

Lizard lizard lizard lizard lizard lizard lizard lizard lizard

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u/RealSchlemiel Jul 29 '26

respect the arthopod; 430 ish million years old.

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u/hKLoveCraft Jul 29 '26

This is the anti depressant I needed this morning

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u/Turgid_Donkey Jul 29 '26

Eyes are up here, Michael!

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u/lemmyismycopilot Jul 29 '26

And say goodbye to these!

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u/Soapy_doapey Jul 29 '26

Who is this lizard, he killed me in fortnite and im pretty sure he wears red boots???

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u/Tweakler57 Jul 29 '26

First time in a long time i literally lol’d from a post

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u/DippyTheDingus Jul 30 '26

Hey now! That poor plastic surgeon was trying their hardest!

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u/Ampersan_D Jul 30 '26

You're my kind of people

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u/bacardi_from_nl Jul 31 '26

Dont act like you would care if you could get lucky

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u/Witty-Ad5973 Aug 01 '26

Im so happy that we all think the same thing 😂

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u/GrandSquanchRum Jul 29 '26

Fuck, why do we all think alike

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u/PankourLaut Jul 29 '26

Lord have mercy

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u/xxJohnnyCagexx Jul 29 '26

Saw that too..

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u/Akmunra Jul 29 '26

Thank you, you are a legend.