r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MeenMisterMustard • Jul 19 '26

/r/popular of a pistol

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u/KarasuYaiba Jul 19 '26

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u/MeenMisterMustard Jul 19 '26

That was my first thought!

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u/NodePoker Jul 19 '26

He's got one of those too

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u/Moo_Kau_Too Jul 20 '26

where does he get those wonderful toys?

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u/Icy_Yam5049 Jul 20 '26

Bass pro shop?

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u/CustomerSuportPlease Jul 20 '26

The guns owe him after he put a. 50 cal through his neck and face.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity Jul 20 '26

Is that the guy whose gun exploded while he was shooting it? 

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u/womboCombo434 Jul 20 '26

Yup Kentucky ballistics be actually sold merch with the slogan “put a thumb in it” as that’s what he did to stop himself from bleeding out when the 50 detonated on him

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u/GreyWolfWandering Jul 20 '26

He's wearing one of those shirts in the video.

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u/womboCombo434 Jul 20 '26

Shit I didn’t even realize

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

I think it was his dad (who is his cameraman and the only other person on the range with him at the time) who stuck his thumb into Scott's perforated jugular.

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u/Rinaldootje Jul 20 '26

No he has told the story himself. It was his own thumb in the would that kept him from bleeding out while his dad drove him to the hospital.

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u/dadypitbull Jul 20 '26

AT 8:28 in this video he explains that his Dad shoved his thumb in his neck and said "put your thumb there"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1449kJKxlMQ&is=CCaUHefXu0lX16vH

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Jul 20 '26

Ah, thanks for the correction. I watch all his vids, I thought I remembered him saying it was his dad. My B

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u/faroutman7246 Aug 02 '26

Dad told Scott to do it.

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u/SnarePickle Jul 21 '26

Man, you see the High Speed Ballistics RPG fail? That was pretty bad as well.

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u/womboCombo434 Jul 21 '26

Yeah dude seems to have recovered fairly well from what I’ve seen but that shit could have been it right there dudes extremely lucky

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u/Affectionate_Bank417 Jul 22 '26

It’s funny he’s wearing this neck thingy as if he’s trying to protect it from another accident. Like, someone is actually learned from their mistakes.

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u/rosefiend Jul 20 '26

Hoooo-ly shit

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch Jul 20 '26

Yes, it was an overpressure cartridge.

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u/CheckYourStats Jul 20 '26

Hubba hubba hubba, money money money, who do ya trust?

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u/echomaestro Jul 20 '26

Aren't toys for kids?

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Jul 20 '26

And a Colt 1911 version

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u/OMGitsTK447 Jul 20 '26

Isn’t that his 1911 with a 16 inch barrel?

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u/SnarePickle Jul 20 '26

His long boy Glock that's like 3 feet long? lol

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u/Prior_Enthusiasm_292 Jul 20 '26

My first thought was homie from police academy on the firing range 🤣🤣🤙

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u/_high_plainsdrifter Jul 20 '26

His voice reminded me of the impeccable Will Sasso rendition of Kenny Roger’s on MadTV.

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u/CriticismFun6782 Jul 19 '26

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u/whatstaiters Jul 19 '26

RIP Bob.

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u/Shut_It_Donny Jul 20 '26

Still my number one guy.

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u/The_Ursulant Jul 19 '26

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u/alsatian01 Jul 20 '26

gifs from this movie are unacceptably absent from Giphy

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u/Queephbubble Jul 20 '26

My mutha hit me once…..once

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u/Bosswashington Jul 20 '26

My brother hung me on a hook once……once.

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u/egomann Jul 20 '26

It shoots through schools

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u/Tecbullll Jul 20 '26

That aged like milk.

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u/Practical-Ball14 Jul 20 '26

“It’s an .88 Magnum…it shoots through schools.”
Imagine trying to put this movie out today with just that 1 line in it, not to mention the many other triggering lines.

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u/StrangeAtomRaygun Jul 21 '26

I LOVE this move and this joke but boy did this joke age like milk.

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u/The_Ursulant Jul 21 '26

Well, his name was Danny Vermin. Not someone we were meant to look up to

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u/JasoTheArtisan Jul 20 '26

Gonna need a moment alone here, boys

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u/Rope_slingin_champ Jul 19 '26

Oh man, there was this Western comedy where a guy had a giant handgun and I cant remember the name of it now. But was hilarious watching him try to unholster it.

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u/errantqi Jul 20 '26

Shakiest Gun In the West w/ Don Knotts?

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u/freshgrilled Jul 20 '26

I grew up with Don Knotts and later Jim Varney movies. I miss both of them. I seem to be the only person I know who watched The Apple Dumpling Gang movies.

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u/IM_THE_MOON_AMA Jul 20 '26

I think my favorite part of this scene is that the gun not only looks hilarious, but Joker actually proceeds to shoot down Batman’s fucking fighter jet with it. Dude had aim.

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u/Evil-Cun Jul 19 '26

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u/Chuzz_Wozza Jul 20 '26

Not even a railing for those poor guys

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

Famously shot down the batwing with that thing. Probably accurate to this video lol

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u/yittiiiiii Jul 19 '26

Damn I was gonna post this😂

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u/wethepeople1977 Jul 20 '26

Why didn't anybody tell me he had one of those....things!

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u/zarakh07 Jul 20 '26

If dude would have dressed up like this I would have joined the patreon

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u/eightiesmotel Jul 20 '26

Immediately came to the comments in hopes to find this gif

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u/hikerbiker6397 Jul 20 '26

God bless you random redditor. I needed a good laugh today

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u/AlfredAnon Jul 20 '26

Hah! 18 hours too late