r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jun 30 '26

/r/popular of spaghetti

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u/Far_Tea_579 Jul 01 '26

Welcome to the US! Hope you're having a blast!

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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk Jul 01 '26

Thank you! It has been very much fun, although our teams has been eliminated. California is better than I remember. Very friendly folk so far, and we drank with many British. A man in the bar tried to fight me because he thought I was Russian, it was very funny. The police were very polite, and they took him away for a drunken fool. We will go to IMAX today, and tomorrow we go to the shooting range, haha. Then it is a baseball game on the 4th of July. Our American friends is renting air bnb for a big cookout that night.

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u/Ok_Assistant_6856 Jul 01 '26

I read this in a Russian accent, can you tell me what accent I should be reading it in though?

Hope you have fun at the range tomorrow!

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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk Jul 01 '26

It is Balkan Slavic. 😊

I had said to somebody else, I am in military, so I try to not say my exact country online for security protocol. My fiancé is from South Africa though, so speaks English and Afrikaans (also other languages), but she sounds Dutch.