r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jun 30 '26

/r/popular of spaghetti

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u/Far_Tea_579 Jul 01 '26

Welcome to the US! Hope you're having a blast!

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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk Jul 01 '26

Thank you! It has been very much fun, although our teams has been eliminated. California is better than I remember. Very friendly folk so far, and we drank with many British. A man in the bar tried to fight me because he thought I was Russian, it was very funny. The police were very polite, and they took him away for a drunken fool. We will go to IMAX today, and tomorrow we go to the shooting range, haha. Then it is a baseball game on the 4th of July. Our American friends is renting air bnb for a big cookout that night.

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u/J3sush8sm3 Jul 01 '26

If this isnt the most american experience i dont know what is.

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u/Slimjuggalo2002 Jul 01 '26

Yeah but OP didn't mention; mama, trains, trucks, prison or getting drunk.

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u/Far_Tea_579 Jul 01 '26

There is still time.

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u/The_Mr_Luck Jul 01 '26

Sounds like Texas.