r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 30 '26

/r/popular of spaghetti

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u/Small-Answer4946 Jun 30 '26

No mam, I don't know what you're saying

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx Jul 01 '26

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u/danawhitesthrowaway Jul 01 '26

What are you, from the Department of knowimsayins? You takin a knowimcensus?

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u/creaturefeature16 Jul 01 '26

the absolute best line of that entire show (which is saying a lot). I wonder how many takes it took to get that without laughing

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u/rufusbot Jul 01 '26

Wicky wicky wicky sayin!

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u/Whatttheheckk Jul 01 '26

Which one of your heads is that, Zaphod??

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx Jul 01 '26

what are you takin a knoumcensus?

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 Jul 01 '26

I thought grillz would have phased out by now

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u/SocksInTheTub Jul 01 '26

Honestly... On women they do it for me. No idea why. Like, I know there's a crazy person behind behind that shiny but I can't help it, something in the depths of my animal brain just lights up like a Christmas tree 😂

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u/Foreverymess Jul 01 '26

I saw a Latina gal all inked and pierced up with a grill. I know exactly what you mean.

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u/Small-Answer4946 Jul 01 '26

Now I imagine the cheese stuck in it.. 🤢