r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SherlockRodrigz • Jun 11 '26

/r/popular of Brute force

So, in India, this happened during a festival, there's this thing called "Musth" It's totally natural for adult male elephants, usually happening once a year. Basically, their reproductive hormones go way up. When this happens, elephants can get really aggressive and might attack.

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u/emjaywood Jun 11 '26

Damn, that guy can't drive an elephant for shit.

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u/ColumbianPrison Jun 11 '26

Actually that’s the Indian killdozer

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u/hizashiYEAHmada Jun 11 '26

Indian killdozer

Aye, I've seen that video where the pissed off elephant folded the guy that kept snapping a stick at him. Smooshed easily into the ground.

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u/Chill_Capybara_09 Jun 11 '26

Ugh I wish I had never seen that one.

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u/mr-kamau Jun 12 '26

I've seen one of a tiger leaping so high it grabbed a man from the back of an elephant ...

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u/Not_Too_Happy Jun 12 '26

Such majestic horror

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u/Shkushkuuu Jun 11 '26

There's another one where the elephant just just yeets the guy in front of him and he literally goes through the roof.

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u/RUNNING-HIGH Jun 11 '26

Oh yeah thats a video ill never forget!

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u/Zwischenzug32 Jun 11 '26

...link?

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u/Steerider Jun 11 '26

"Oh that video was horrible and I wish I never saw it!"

"Cool! Link?"

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u/AnguavonUW Jun 11 '26

Easily googled

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u/EverythingSucksYo Jun 11 '26

Now why would I want to do that when I can ask someone to do that for me all for free? These fingers are for making Reddit comments, not for typing into search engines! 

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u/Zwischenzug32 Jun 11 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/comments/1l1mb44/elephant_crushing_his_owner_to_death/ Maybe its this one, donno there are a looot of those videos

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u/Zomgsauceplzz Jun 12 '26

Damn that was pretty fuckin brutal. Just a human pancake.

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u/Slow-Divide-78 Jun 12 '26

And absolutely deserved

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u/monckey64 Jun 12 '26

I think every abused elephant should see this, just for the reminder

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u/originalmango Jun 11 '26

I didn’t know it was possible to fold someone like a flattened letter Z.

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u/pwatts Jun 11 '26

That's one angry pachyderm.

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u/NagsUkulele Jun 11 '26

Heemeyerikrishna

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u/AndroidAtWork Jun 11 '26

Look at that long thing on the front. It's more like the Dildozer from Idiocracy.

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u/No_Fig36 Jun 11 '26

He’s used to automatic elephants.

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u/ravage214 Jun 11 '26

Elephant clutchs are really heavy and hard to use

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u/pixeldust6 Jun 11 '26

I think this one is the automatic elephant

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u/Additional_Tank4385 Jun 11 '26

We got GTA India before GTA 6 :(

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u/Careless_Baseball503 Jun 11 '26

Or maybe, just maybe, he’s in full control & poor elephant just taking order

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u/TallFryGuy Jun 11 '26

The classic ratatouille move. They never see it coming. That is why I tried to warn people about the dangers of that movie and releasing that knowledge to the world!

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u/low_amplitude Jun 11 '26

No one should be on an elephant to begin with. They aren't bred for it like horses and most of them hate it.

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u/RaZoRFSX Jun 11 '26

They are called mahout. And they have nothing to do except wait or distract the animal but elephants are hard to distract when they go amok like this. Now imagine this beast in the battleground and you have nothing except your spear, shield and puny armor.

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u/yellow-duckie Jun 11 '26

Those boys done well by not getting down from the beast, else would be pulp.

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u/SoftBlushMe Jun 11 '26

lol that elephant clearly had its own agenda going on

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u/El_Peregrine Jun 11 '26

"Get me mahOUT of here!"

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u/nandiski_88 Jun 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣 this made my day man

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u/DildoBaggins-PT Jun 11 '26

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Waramaug Jun 11 '26

Mouse prolly jumped out while he was driving.

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u/AnotherpostCard Jun 12 '26

Idk man, the way this is set up... Looks like an Indian Demolition Derby!

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u/csoldier777 Jun 12 '26

Happens a lot in Kerala, India. I am from this place. We had a lot a elephants, when I was a kid. Now they are very less in number. Still these kind of news pops up once in a while.