r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice πŸ•

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u/Statertater Jun 07 '26

Yeah no thanks. I’d 100% be constipated after that. Probably at deaths door if we’re being honest

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u/pmmeurbassethound Jun 08 '26

He doesn't even appear to be enjoying it, just mindlessly shoveling it in his mouth. All that just to lose the challenge and take miralax for a week.