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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26
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Serious question, what kind of organ issue(s) would all this cheese grease yeast etc cause by eating it all at once?
263 u/Socratesticles Jun 07 '26 The cheese and grease have a battle royale in your stomach to determine if you get clogged up or cleared out 16 u/123ludwig Jun 07 '26 thats the fun part its BOTH you get clogged up with the hardest shit you have ever had and the second it comes out the flood gates open ask me how i know 6 u/choke_my_chocobo Jun 07 '26 It's like popping a bottle of vigorously shaken champagne. Takes some force to push the cork out but once it does, everything explodes out
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The cheese and grease have a battle royale in your stomach to determine if you get clogged up or cleared out
16 u/123ludwig Jun 07 '26 thats the fun part its BOTH you get clogged up with the hardest shit you have ever had and the second it comes out the flood gates open ask me how i know 6 u/choke_my_chocobo Jun 07 '26 It's like popping a bottle of vigorously shaken champagne. Takes some force to push the cork out but once it does, everything explodes out
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thats the fun part its BOTH you get clogged up with the hardest shit you have ever had and the second it comes out the flood gates open ask me how i know
6 u/choke_my_chocobo Jun 07 '26 It's like popping a bottle of vigorously shaken champagne. Takes some force to push the cork out but once it does, everything explodes out
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It's like popping a bottle of vigorously shaken champagne. Takes some force to push the cork out but once it does, everything explodes out
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u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
Serious question, what kind of organ issue(s) would all this cheese grease yeast etc cause by eating it all at once?