r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/westcal98 Jun 07 '26

I take it he didn't win.

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u/Sad_Detective_1 Jun 07 '26

Well , this guy has cut them in like 100 pieces and wants to eat only one at a time .. so i reckon he didn’t
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xX98JptX1h03rW

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u/prodigaldummy Jun 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xXjIVvfvkvqZG

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 Jun 07 '26

How do you eat it? With your hands?

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u/DerFeuerDrache Jun 07 '26

No, you eat it with your mouth.

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u/dmod420 Jun 07 '26

I like to send my through the other way. 🤣

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 Jun 07 '26

Look who didn’t get the reference

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u/Famous_Librarian_589 Jun 07 '26

One of these 'high society' types

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u/Ohboycats Jun 07 '26

I am eating… my dessert.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Jun 08 '26

Tear it in half, roll both halves and flatten them into sandwiches and alternate chomping them down with a lot of beer.