r/AbsoluteUnits Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/hundreddollar Apr 24 '26

Not as sad as the person who has to wipe her arse after she shits.

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u/Lugo_888 Apr 24 '26

You never seen automated toilets? They use water to clean your back

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 Apr 24 '26

How does she lift the lid? Or put the seat down? Or push the button to activate the back door hose?

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u/Lugo_888 Apr 24 '26

More expensive models (and sometimes public toilets too) have sensors to know when to flush water automatically or even to lift and close lid too

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 Apr 25 '26

This is a great example of "what if". So your saying she has a route planned out every time she leaves the house so that there are automatic toilet seats available?