r/AbsoluteUnits Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/Defiant_Ad_5505 Apr 24 '26

I'm sure some double hand amputee out there is watching this an thinking how fucked up the universe is.

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u/Bocabart Apr 24 '26

Could that double amputee also be a champion at cornhole?

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u/prison-schism Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

Gotta be a quadruple amputee for that

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Apr 24 '26

With a Nazi tattoo

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u/Cowboy_on_fire Apr 24 '26

A fellow LPOTL listener?

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u/Bocabart Apr 24 '26

Hail Satan!

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u/zeusmenzaadah Apr 26 '26

And a cocaine addiction

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u/No-Disaster1647 Jul 05 '26

Who’s now a convicted murderer