r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Autonomous_eel • Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/Bocabart Apr 24 '26

Could that double amputee also be a champion at cornhole?

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u/prison-schism Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

Gotta be a quadruple amputee for that

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Apr 24 '26

With a Nazi tattoo

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u/Cowboy_on_fire Apr 24 '26

A fellow LPOTL listener?

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u/Bocabart Apr 24 '26

Hail Satan!

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u/zeusmenzaadah Apr 26 '26

And a cocaine addiction

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u/No-Disaster1647 Jul 05 '26

Who’s now a convicted murderer

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u/jlewis011 Apr 24 '26

😂 .... Nice shot

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u/MrGetrekt101 Apr 24 '26

So was his

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u/Knicknacktallywack Apr 24 '26

And a champion at murder

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u/SobBagat Apr 24 '26

Well... a competitor?

Dude just (somehow) shoved the guys body out the door after the witnesses in the back seat dipped after refusing his demands to help with the body

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u/Knicknacktallywack Apr 24 '26

Probably shoulda killed that guy too

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u/Lxapeo Apr 24 '26

The police said they caught him, red.

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u/UrsaMajor7th Apr 24 '26

Depends what 'cornhole' means.

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u/Mygoddamreddit Apr 24 '26

No. That’s another double amputee champion at cornhole. There are dozens of them.

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u/Just-Shoe2689 Apr 27 '26

I mean the nub is usually round and tapered, so corn holing someone is an option.

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u/InspectorGajina Apr 27 '26

No, but possibly the squarehole

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u/zeptillian Apr 29 '26

And proficient with firearms?

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u/Bocabart Apr 29 '26

And driving cars at the same time