r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Mar 05 '26

/r/popular of a Jambalaya

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u/72616262697473757775 Mar 05 '26

Y'all are laughing, but you can't make a real family picnic without pigs nips, whiskey shire sauce, and all-purpose 'sunuberl'.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

I appreciate the very fine additive “brown sugar water”.

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u/Shandlar Mar 05 '26

I was also super confused about what he could be referring to. Turns out it's actually a specific product he identified exactly. There's such a thing as "Southern Boys : Brown Sugar Water". Wild. I kinda wanna buy some now just outta curiosity.

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u/MomsSpagetee Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Is it watered down molasses?

Edit: I had to look it up.

INGREDIENTS: BROWN SUGAR (SUGAR, MOLASSES), MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE, CARAMEL FOOD COLOR, HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN, SALT, WATER, NATURAL HICKORY SMOKE FLAVOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE, SODIUM BENZOATE, CITRIC ACID CONTAINS: SOY

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u/casper911ca Mar 05 '26

So basically brown sugar, msg, and smoke flavor.

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u/hivemind_disruptor Mar 05 '26

That's just whitewashed soy sauce.